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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Brendan Schaub's Attack on Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-23. Transcript available.

We're mob friends!
What's going on? What is this?
This is the King of the Sting! They talked about Bobby!
What? What did it...
Another... They're trying to... I don't even... I ignore this shit.
Whenever this... First of all, let me guess. I haven't seen this video yet.
Let me guess. He calls me "sleepy eyes."
Let's hear it. Who... Yeah.
Let me... Let me make an assumption here
that this redneck is gonna say something about my eyes.
Okay, let's hear it.
Go ahead.
Bobby Lee. You fucking hear me, Bobby Lee, you sleepy fuck.
Alright, wake up, dawg. I'm that fucking alarm clock, son.
Yeah, come get some.
You want it, you little gristle animal? Come get it, dawg.
Come frickin' get it, dude.
There's a cat with them new bangs.
Dude, I'll jump off the bottom rope and fucking still take you out, you bastard.
Bobby Lee? Yeah.
You gonna hit that redhead on the way down?
Dude, I fucking... Oh. Oh, yeah. I'll catch that dude with my...
Get a little cinnamon on your elbow?
I'll catch that dude with my... Yeah, one of my hooves.
Yeah.
I'll catch that chatty Hollywood elite with one of my hooves, dude.
Yeah, he is Hollywood, man.
Oh, dawg.
Talking about, sorry, can't do the show.
I'm on set.
Yeah.
I'm on set.
I was.
You're on somebody else's track, dude.
I was on set.
Yeah, dude.
Set on my dick of nuts.
When I was a kid.
Yeah.
There was a kid named Brady.
Mm-hmm.
And I think that he was born literally with no brain.
Right.
Right?
Like, it was just empty.
Yeah.
But I hung out with him because this dude, right, could pull a stop sign.
Right out of the ground.
Right out of the ground.
With his hand.
At the age of 12.
Yeah.
You want me to do it?
Do it.
And you go, and pull it out.
Yeah.
Right?
And I use Brady because I'm the, you know, every Brady has a guy like me.
A hundred percent.
A little guy.
Yeah.
Like, you know, Master Blaster.
Master Blaster.
You remember Master Blaster?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Master Blaster.
Yeah.
Master Blaster.
Right?
That's-
That's Brady.
That's Brady and you.
And that's me on top.
I'm the guy telling him what to do.
Right?
Go this way.
Yeah.
Go this way.
Brendan Schaub, right, is the same.
Right?
That is-
So Theo's, right, telling him what to do.
Yeah.
Right?
It's that redneck, right?
That twangy little fuck.
That hickadoo.
I don't even want to say inbred because it would be a compliment.
It's true.
Yeah.
It'd be a compliment to him.
He'd go, yeah, and?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A few of my cousins.
Yeah.
It's a mix of like family blood.
Yeah.
He's such a hick fart.
He's a hick fart.
Yeah.
You know how you can tell?
He has an eye that just wanders sometimes.
But what about these two douches are doing, right?
Is that you're trying to provoke a war with real warriors.
Right, with real warriors.
Yeah, yeah.
Wrong.
They're trying to provoke a war with true warriors.
Yeah.
You know what?
We have mental capacities.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here's the thing.
You and I say we're stupid all the time.
Yeah.
We do that as a fun.
We go, we're dumb and we're not that smart.
Yeah.
These two guys?
Yeah.
Honestly?
I'm not kidding.
Pound for pound.
The dumbest people I've ever met in my life.
Yeah.
Can I say something to you?
Mm-hmm.
That's the brightest thing you've ever said.
Yeah.
Because you're right.
And there was always something about them.
Yeah.
When I would hang out with them, right?
I would feel uneasy.
Right.
Right?
Like, you know, if I used a word, right?
They couldn't comprehend.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And, um, but what I realized was is that I'm dealing with people that are just
not mentally
quite there because of either their heritage.
Theo.
Right.
Or, um, or because they got hit in the head so many times.
Shop.
Yeah.
That, you just nailed it in the butt right there, my friend.
They are just, um.
Bottom.
Dumb.
You know what an angler fish is?
Oh, sure.
You know, it has the light.
Pull up a picture of an angler fish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is what Theo and Schaub look like if they were, if they were together a
fish.
Mm.
If Theo and Schaub were, uh, a fish, that, that's them.
There they are.
No, no, no.
The third one, the orange one, the most orange.
Yeah.
That's Theo and Schaub.
There we go.
Water!
That's what they look like.
Yeah.
Let's say some good things about them.
Let's say some nice stuff now.
They are, um, quirky.
Cute.
Yeah, they're, um.
That's all we got.
Theo calls me one day and he goes, "Hey man, uh, I got a gig where we're gonna
play a millionaire's
house."
Mm-hmm.
And I go, "I don't do houses, man."
He goes, "Dude, it's like hit and run, man.
You do ten minutes."
And I'm gonna give you half my money.
It was a lot of money.
Yeah.
It was like, it was like ten grand to do like ten minutes of material.
Oh my God.
We got in the car, drove away.
He made me a lot of money for, for nothing.
Right?
And he didn't have to do it because he could have done it by himself.
Why did he, why did he ask you?
Because he thought it would be fun to do it with me.
That's nice.
That's nice.
And he's a nice guy.
No, he is a really nice guy.
Right.
And, um, Shab is just a gentle giant.
They're both very sweet dudes.
He's a great guy.
Oh, you know what?
This is the reverse.
You know what?
We're not gonna attack back.
How about this?
We don't need to do it.
That's what we did.
We went to, you know what I mean?
We attacked.
Our gut, our gun instinct was to attack.
And we should have done the other thing.
Yeah, here's the other thing.
Which is, you know, just say, "You guys are doing fine, great."
Man.
I love those guys.
You know what's so good about these guys?
Talent?
Everything.
Oh, everything.
Looks, talent, skill, ability.
These guys are great guys.
You know, the word, usually people use the word dynamic in the wrong way.
Mm-hmm.
But I'm gonna apply it to them.
Dynamic.
Dynamic.
They are dynamic.
Yeah.
I've never met two guys more informed, aware, and educated.
Yeah, they have just an instinctual, um, talent.
They're just instinctually good.
They were born knowing how to talk and have, you know what I mean, really
unique points
of views and takes.
Right.
Absolutely.
And they're able to express themselves in a very original way.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And I think that they're, um, just real megastars in the podcast world and-
And in the-
And in the entertainment world.
And in children's in general.
You know, on a track, when you're in a race on a track, and everyone has to
start
at a staggered position, but technically that's all, that's all, it's, it's at
the same position,
but it's staggered because it's on a curve.
Yeah.
These guys.
Yeah.
They're the kind of guys that would start behind the curve.
Yeah.
And let you have the begin-
And they'll go, you go first.
Yeah.
Because I'm so good.
I'll catch up.
Yeah.
It's almost like they would have their own Olympics.
Do you know what I mean by that?
Yeah, that's very-
It's almost like they're in a league of their own.
Yeah.
And can I just say this too about them?
If there's a sainthood about them.
Like for instance-
A goodness.
A goodness.
For instance, remember when Jesus was-
Nailed to the cross.
I remember it vividly.
And a Roman guy, you know, they stabbed, right?
Yeah, while he was up there.
While he was up there, right?
And they walked away laughing, probably like assholes, right?
Yeah.
Shaw seems like a guy that would go up to Jesus' wounds and just start-
And heal them.
Heal it.
And try to-
Even though he's dead, right?
He's dead.
Right.
He's trying to heal.
Yeah.
And he'd probably kiss it.
And Theo is the kind of guy-
We're not-
Don't forget about Theo.
Theo's the kind of guy-
I won't forget about-
Don't forget about Theo.
I'm not.
Theo's the kind of guy-
I don't even-
I don't know if you know this, but Theo-
Yeah.
Theo used to work in a bowling alley when he was a kid.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
And he would set the pins.
Yeah.
Right?
And there was a little old lady who was 97 years old.
Uh-huh.
This was her 97th birthday party.
Yeah.
And she just found out that day that it ain't working that well anymore.
Oh.
Right?
And she said, "All I want for my birthday is to have a perfect game."
Yeah.
Right?
Perfect game means all the strikes.
300.
Yeah.
Theo catches wind of this.
Right?
While he's in the back.
Right.
Fixing the bowling machines.
Bowling pin machines.
And so what does he do?
I can't see the pins.
Yeah.
As she rolls every time, no matter what, he makes it go down.
Yeah.
First frame, second frame, third frame.
Right, right, right.
And this is crazy.
Right?
Yeah.
This is crazy.
On the last frame, he said, "I'm going to let her do it on her own because I
believe
in her."
Yeah.
She lets the ball go.
Sure enough, strike on her own.
Unbelievable.
She gets a 300.
Unbelievable.
Yeah?
Yeah.
That's the kind of guy that Theo is.
And by the way, the old lady wasn't even white.
And I know that's tough for him.
Yeah.
But it wasn't even a white old lady.
She was black.
She was a black old lady.
I read that.
And I know that, you know, Theo inside was like, "I don't know if I can help
her."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he did anyway.
But he did anyway.
He went against his family tradition.
He went against his innate instinct.
Right.
Another thing that he did was, you know, lately, Chinese people are being hurt.
In public?
In public.
Because of the Rona, because of Trump said it was the Chinese virus?
Right.
But they've been doing it for a long time.
Right.
I'm just saying this amplified it.
He's from the south.
He's from Louisiana.
Louisiana.
Small town.
Small town.
Yeah.
And there was one Chinese guy there.
There was one?
Yes.
And all the, you know, Southerners, they used to push.
They used to take, you know those mini bats?
I know mini bats from carnivals.
Right.
And, you know, one guy would go, I'm going to swing it.
I'm going to swing it right on his forehead.
Tommy, right when I hit it like this, you hit another one here.
Right?
You know what I mean?
So he wouldn't even know where to go.
Whoa.
Right.
So, yeah.
So they would hit him, you know what I mean?
Because if he hit him this way, he would go forward.
Forward, yeah.
Right?
But they would hit him, and he would go blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
And every day, and then one day, right, one guy named Bubba Smith, that was his
name.
Okay.
You read about this, right?
I've read about this, yeah.
He pushes the Chinese man, right?
Leroy Chan was his name.
Leroy Chan.
Yeah.
And Leroy was falling down the concrete.
What did Theo do?
What?
Theo laid on the ground.
No.
Yes.
Laid on the ground like this, right?
To break Leroy's fall.
And Leroy broke his fall.
Wow.
Yeah.
And he just laid there for like 45 minutes.
Did Theo say anything?
And Leroy would go, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Don't worry about it, man.
Don't know.
No sweat off my paws.
No problemo.
No sweat off my paws.
Yeah.
So he's done so many things.
He speaks in limericks, that guy.
He does.
Yeah.
He's smooth.
It's poetic.
Hey, man, you know what they say?
You can't open a can if a dog's butt ain't gonna be shining from Tuesday to
Wednesday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's stuff like that that makes me go, I know what he's talking about.
Yeah, exactly.
I know what he's talking about.
So, you know, they can, they can try to throw stones at us.
Yeah.
And because we know who they are.
They're really good people.
And they're prophets.
And they're, and because this whole thing, this facade.
Yeah.
It's not real.
It's not real.
Deep down.
Yeah.
They want to be us.
They want to be us.
They want to be us.
They want to be us.
And so that's what that, that's where it derives from.
That's what it comes from.
Yeah.
It's, I want to be them so bad.
You know what I mean?
And then I'll attack, but we already know who they are.
We know who they really are.
And they're good people.
Good.
This whole king in the sting thing.
Yeah.
This big personality.
Yeah, yeah.
King.
Not a king.
No.
More like gesture.
Just a jester.
And the stung.
And stung past tense.
Yeah, yeah, stung.
It's over.
He was stung.
Yeah.
The jester and the stung.
Yeah, that's what it is.
And I wish them the most luck.
In fact, let me tell you something.
Yeah.
You ready for me to do this right now?
Go ahead.
I hope their show never ends.
Ever.
Yeah.
And one day they'll get 15 positive reviews.
That's my goal for them.
I want them to get some good reviews.
They get 15 reviews.
Yes.
Would be nice.
So guys, can all of our fans do me a favor?
Yeah.
Go over to the jester and the stung.
Go over to their page.
Yeah.
And go ahead and write their good luck, fellas.
Just wish them luck.
Yes.
Good luck, fellas.
From bad friends.
From bad friends.
Yeah.
Good luck, fellas, from bad friends.
That's what we'd like.
And they wish you well.
We wish you well.
Yes.
Yeah.
This is all in good fun.
But honestly, talk shit about us again and we're going to fuck you guys up.
Yeah.
We'll fuck you guys up.
Don't start a war and you can't win.
Don't start a war and you don't want to fight.
Yeah, that's insane.
It's insane.
What are you doing?
You're bringing...
You know, it goes back to the Vietnam War.
We shouldn't have been there.
This is Vietnam.
Yeah, and you should not be here.
This is Vietnam.
Right, right.
We'll fight Bong Wang.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And one of the triplets.
Yeah.
Then come through and do it.
Come through and do it.
I think it's a bad idea.

Theo Von and Brendan Schaub's Attack on Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips

We're mob friends!
What's going on? What is this?
This is the King of the Sting! They talked about Bobby!
What? What did it...
Another... They're trying to... I don't even... I ignore this shit.
Whenever this... First of all, let me guess. I haven't seen this video yet.
Let me guess. He calls me "sleepy eyes."
Let's hear it. Who... Yeah.
Let me... Let me make an assumption here
that this redneck is gonna say something about my eyes.
Okay, let's hear it.
Go ahead.
Bobby Lee. You fucking hear me, Bobby Lee, you sleepy fuck.
Alright, wake up, dawg. I'm that fucking alarm clock, son.
Yeah, come get some.
You want it, you little gristle animal? Come get it, dawg.
Come frickin' get it, dude.
There's a cat with them new bangs.
Dude, I'll jump off the bottom rope and fucking still take you out, you bastard.
Bobby Lee? Yeah.
You gonna hit that redhead on the way down?
Dude, I fucking... Oh. Oh, yeah. I'll catch that dude with my...
Get a little cinnamon on your elbow?
I'll catch that dude with my... Yeah, one of my hooves.
Yeah.
I'll catch that chatty Hollywood elite with one of my hooves, dude.
Yeah, he is Hollywood, man.
Oh, dawg.
Talking about, sorry, can't do the show.
I'm on set.
Yeah.
I'm on set.
I was.
You're on somebody else's track, dude.
I was on set.
Yeah, dude.
Set on my dick of nuts.
When I was a kid.
Yeah.
There was a kid named Brady.
Mm-hmm.
And I think that he was born literally with no brain.
Right.
Right?
Like, it was just empty.
Yeah.
But I hung out with him because this dude, right, could pull a stop sign.
Right out of the ground.
Right out of the ground.
With his hand.
At the age of 12.
Yeah.
You want me to do it?
Do it.
And you go, and pull it out.
Yeah.
Right?
And I use Brady because I'm the, you know, every Brady has a guy like me.
A hundred percent.
A little guy.
Yeah.
Like, you know, Master Blaster.
Master Blaster.
You remember Master Blaster?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Master Blaster.
Yeah.
Master Blaster.
Right?
That's-
That's Brady.
That's Brady and you.
And that's me on top.
I'm the guy telling him what to do.
Right?
Go this way.
Yeah.
Go this way.
Brendan Schaub, right, is the same.
Right?
That is-
So Theo's, right, telling him what to do.
Yeah.
Right?
It's that redneck, right?
That twangy little fuck.
That hickadoo.
I don't even want to say inbred because it would be a compliment.
It's true.
Yeah.
It'd be a compliment to him.
He'd go, yeah, and?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A few of my cousins.
Yeah.
It's a mix of like family blood.
Yeah.
He's such a hick fart.
He's a hick fart.
Yeah.
You know how you can tell?
He has an eye that just wanders sometimes.
But what about these two douches are doing, right?
Is that you're trying to provoke a war with real warriors.
Right, with real warriors.
Yeah, yeah.
Wrong.
They're trying to provoke a war with true warriors.
Yeah.
You know what?
We have mental capacities.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here's the thing.
You and I say we're stupid all the time.
Yeah.
We do that as a fun.
We go, we're dumb and we're not that smart.
Yeah.
These two guys?
Yeah.
Honestly?
I'm not kidding.
Pound for pound.
The dumbest people I've ever met in my life.
Yeah.
Can I say something to you?
Mm-hmm.
That's the brightest thing you've ever said.
Yeah.
Because you're right.
And there was always something about them.
Yeah.
When I would hang out with them, right?
I would feel uneasy.
Right.
Right?
Like, you know, if I used a word, right?
They couldn't comprehend.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And, um, but what I realized was is that I'm dealing with people that are just
not mentally
quite there because of either their heritage.
Theo.
Right.
Or, um, or because they got hit in the head so many times.
Shop.
Yeah.
That, you just nailed it in the butt right there, my friend.
They are just, um.
Bottom.
Dumb.
You know what an angler fish is?
Oh, sure.
You know, it has the light.
Pull up a picture of an angler fish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is what Theo and Schaub look like if they were, if they were together a
fish.
Mm.
If Theo and Schaub were, uh, a fish, that, that's them.
There they are.
No, no, no.
The third one, the orange one, the most orange.
Yeah.
That's Theo and Schaub.
There we go.
Water!
That's what they look like.
Yeah.
Let's say some good things about them.
Let's say some nice stuff now.
They are, um, quirky.
Cute.
Yeah, they're, um.
That's all we got.
Theo calls me one day and he goes, "Hey man, uh, I got a gig where we're gonna
play a millionaire's
house."
Mm-hmm.
And I go, "I don't do houses, man."
He goes, "Dude, it's like hit and run, man.
You do ten minutes."
And I'm gonna give you half my money.
It was a lot of money.
Yeah.
It was like, it was like ten grand to do like ten minutes of material.
Oh my God.
We got in the car, drove away.
He made me a lot of money for, for nothing.
Right?
And he didn't have to do it because he could have done it by himself.
Why did he, why did he ask you?
Because he thought it would be fun to do it with me.
That's nice.
That's nice.
And he's a nice guy.
No, he is a really nice guy.
Right.
And, um, Shab is just a gentle giant.
They're both very sweet dudes.
He's a great guy.
Oh, you know what?
This is the reverse.
You know what?
We're not gonna attack back.
How about this?
We don't need to do it.
That's what we did.
We went to, you know what I mean?
We attacked.
Our gut, our gun instinct was to attack.
And we should have done the other thing.
Yeah, here's the other thing.
Which is, you know, just say, "You guys are doing fine, great."
Man.
I love those guys.
You know what's so good about these guys?
Talent?
Everything.
Oh, everything.
Looks, talent, skill, ability.
These guys are great guys.
You know, the word, usually people use the word dynamic in the wrong way.
Mm-hmm.
But I'm gonna apply it to them.
Dynamic.
Dynamic.
They are dynamic.
Yeah.
I've never met two guys more informed, aware, and educated.
Yeah, they have just an instinctual, um, talent.
They're just instinctually good.
They were born knowing how to talk and have, you know what I mean, really
unique points
of views and takes.
Right.
Absolutely.
And they're able to express themselves in a very original way.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And I think that they're, um, just real megastars in the podcast world and-
And in the-
And in the entertainment world.
And in children's in general.
You know, on a track, when you're in a race on a track, and everyone has to
start
at a staggered position, but technically that's all, that's all, it's, it's at
the same position,
but it's staggered because it's on a curve.
Yeah.
These guys.
Yeah.
They're the kind of guys that would start behind the curve.
Yeah.
And let you have the begin-
And they'll go, you go first.
Yeah.
Because I'm so good.
I'll catch up.
Yeah.
It's almost like they would have their own Olympics.
Do you know what I mean by that?
Yeah, that's very-
It's almost like they're in a league of their own.
Yeah.
And can I just say this too about them?
If there's a sainthood about them.
Like for instance-
A goodness.
A goodness.
For instance, remember when Jesus was-
Nailed to the cross.
I remember it vividly.
And a Roman guy, you know, they stabbed, right?
Yeah, while he was up there.
While he was up there, right?
And they walked away laughing, probably like assholes, right?
Yeah.
Shaw seems like a guy that would go up to Jesus' wounds and just start-
And heal them.
Heal it.
And try to-
Even though he's dead, right?
He's dead.
Right.
He's trying to heal.
Yeah.
And he'd probably kiss it.
And Theo is the kind of guy-
We're not-
Don't forget about Theo.
Theo's the kind of guy-
I won't forget about-
Don't forget about Theo.
I'm not.
Theo's the kind of guy-
I don't even-
I don't know if you know this, but Theo-
Yeah.
Theo used to work in a bowling alley when he was a kid.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
And he would set the pins.
Yeah.
Right?
And there was a little old lady who was 97 years old.
Uh-huh.
This was her 97th birthday party.
Yeah.
And she just found out that day that it ain't working that well anymore.
Oh.
Right?
And she said, "All I want for my birthday is to have a perfect game."
Yeah.
Right?
Perfect game means all the strikes.
300.
Yeah.
Theo catches wind of this.
Right?
While he's in the back.
Right.
Fixing the bowling machines.
Bowling pin machines.
And so what does he do?
I can't see the pins.
Yeah.
As she rolls every time, no matter what, he makes it go down.
Yeah.
First frame, second frame, third frame.
Right, right, right.
And this is crazy.
Right?
Yeah.
This is crazy.
On the last frame, he said, "I'm going to let her do it on her own because I
believe
in her."
Yeah.
She lets the ball go.
Sure enough, strike on her own.
Unbelievable.
She gets a 300.
Unbelievable.
Yeah?
Yeah.
That's the kind of guy that Theo is.
And by the way, the old lady wasn't even white.
And I know that's tough for him.
Yeah.
But it wasn't even a white old lady.
She was black.
She was a black old lady.
I read that.
And I know that, you know, Theo inside was like, "I don't know if I can help
her."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he did anyway.
But he did anyway.
He went against his family tradition.
He went against his innate instinct.
Right.
Another thing that he did was, you know, lately, Chinese people are being hurt.
In public?
In public.
Because of the Rona, because of Trump said it was the Chinese virus?
Right.
But they've been doing it for a long time.
Right.
I'm just saying this amplified it.
He's from the south.
He's from Louisiana.
Louisiana.
Small town.
Small town.
Yeah.
And there was one Chinese guy there.
There was one?
Yes.
And all the, you know, Southerners, they used to push.
They used to take, you know those mini bats?
I know mini bats from carnivals.
Right.
And, you know, one guy would go, I'm going to swing it.
I'm going to swing it right on his forehead.
Tommy, right when I hit it like this, you hit another one here.
Right?
You know what I mean?
So he wouldn't even know where to go.
Whoa.
Right.
So, yeah.
So they would hit him, you know what I mean?
Because if he hit him this way, he would go forward.
Forward, yeah.
Right?
But they would hit him, and he would go blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
And every day, and then one day, right, one guy named Bubba Smith, that was his
name.
Okay.
You read about this, right?
I've read about this, yeah.
He pushes the Chinese man, right?
Leroy Chan was his name.
Leroy Chan.
Yeah.
And Leroy was falling down the concrete.
What did Theo do?
What?
Theo laid on the ground.
No.
Yes.
Laid on the ground like this, right?
To break Leroy's fall.
And Leroy broke his fall.
Wow.
Yeah.
And he just laid there for like 45 minutes.
Did Theo say anything?
And Leroy would go, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Don't worry about it, man.
Don't know.
No sweat off my paws.
No problemo.
No sweat off my paws.
Yeah.
So he's done so many things.
He speaks in limericks, that guy.
He does.
Yeah.
He's smooth.
It's poetic.
Hey, man, you know what they say?
You can't open a can if a dog's butt ain't gonna be shining from Tuesday to
Wednesday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's stuff like that that makes me go, I know what he's talking about.
Yeah, exactly.
I know what he's talking about.
So, you know, they can, they can try to throw stones at us.
Yeah.
And because we know who they are.
They're really good people.
And they're prophets.
And they're, and because this whole thing, this facade.
Yeah.
It's not real.
It's not real.
Deep down.
Yeah.
They want to be us.
They want to be us.
They want to be us.
They want to be us.
And so that's what that, that's where it derives from.
That's what it comes from.
Yeah.
It's, I want to be them so bad.
You know what I mean?
And then I'll attack, but we already know who they are.
We know who they really are.
And they're good people.
Good.
This whole king in the sting thing.
Yeah.
This big personality.
Yeah, yeah.
King.
Not a king.
No.
More like gesture.
Just a jester.
And the stung.
And stung past tense.
Yeah, yeah, stung.
It's over.
He was stung.
Yeah.
The jester and the stung.
Yeah, that's what it is.
And I wish them th