Name: Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano's Surprise Gift for Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino
Uploaded: 2021-02-24T19:04:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano's Surprise Gift for Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano's Surprise Gift for Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-24. Transcript available.

We're bad friends!
What is this?
Uh, this is a gift from, uh, I think it's, uh, Sal Vulcan and Chrissy D?
Sal and Chrissy, Chris DiStefano.
Sal Vulcano and Chris DiStefano.
No.
Yeah.
Don't know them.
Mm-hmm.
What is it?
I don't know.
Oh, it's a bag of shit.
Let me see.
Not cookies?
What is it?
It's a bag of shit.
It's a bag of shit?
Why would they, let me see, what, is there a note there?
Oh, there is.
Well, you have to get the note out.
Open it up.
Does it smell?
No, I can't.
Been pooing on whom?
What?
What does it say?
I don't know.
It says, it says, you have been pooped on.
Want to know by whom?
Turnover.
Turnover.
No, I don't know.
I mean, well, we know.
It says, happy.
Is that Valentine's Day?
Happy anniversary.
That's our happy anniversary gift.
Oh, that's our anniversary gift.
Happy anniversary gift.
That's nice from the boys.
Thanks, Sal Vulcano and Chris Estefano of Hey Babe, their new show, Hey Babe.
Human shit.
Yeah.
Is this human shit?
Yeah, it's gotta be.
Let me see.
Okay, how about this?
How about this?
Let's eat it.
No, let's not eat it.
Oh, come on.
Grow up.
I don't want to eat it.
Well, let's smell it, though.
You smell it?
I will.
Open it up.
God, that looks so repulsive.
The fact that the USP...
This is why they're closing down, because they'll send anything.
No way.
It's poop.
Oh, the bag is wet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at my hands are all pooped.
What is sanitizer going to do?
What is sanitizer going to do?
Oh, my God.
What?
Smell it.
Oh, my God.
It's so gross.
It's so gross.
It's not shit, though.
No, whatever it is.
It's something gross.
We gotta send them something.
Yeah, but we should really poop.
Yeah, I wanna send them something.
You got shit...
She got it all over her hands.
We should really poop in a bag.
Oh, no.
We should really do it.
I'll poop in a bag for real and send it.
Me, too.
You wanna fuck around East Coast?
Yeah, you got...
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, really, New York?
Yeah.
Oh, really, New York?
You think you can fuck with us?
It's not just New York.
Did it get on your clothes?
No.
Okay, good.
Are you okay?
Give me the hand, Sanny, for her.
Slide.
Bad slide.
Yeah, ready?
Heads up.
Coming at you, Sanny.
One, two...
Coming at you!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna send them poop in a bag for real.
You don't get to send us poop in a bag.
But, wait, Sal and Chris, they have a podcast?
Yeah, it's called Hey Babe.
But I thought him and the Greek guy had one.
No more.
Sadly, History of Hyannis is gone.
Oh.
They each have independent podcasts now.
So, Sal and Chris has one, and it's called Hey Babe?
Hey Babe.
Okay.
Hey Babe.
It's called Hey Babe, and they just started?
Yeah, it's on their fifth or sixth or seventh or eighth.
Let's bury them.
Well, that show will never catch up to this.
I mean, there's no way.
You're gonna bury them, though.
We really do.
Yeah.
Yeah, because that's rude.
That's rude that they started a podcast trying to be like us?
No, but that's rude that they would send us a bag of shit.
I think they're trying to start a mini war, but they don't know who they're
fucking with.
It's so funny, because I've had other people try to do that for me.
You know who did it at first?
Hmm.
Donnell.
Oh, really?
When he started his, right?
He started making memes of me.
Look how fat Bobby is, you know what I mean?
And all that stuff.
And I was like, I'm not gonna fucking bite.
It's not gonna work, Donnell.
Yeah.