Name: Bobby Lee Gets Tricked Into Winning The Gay Test | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Gets Tricked Into Winning The Gay Test | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-04. Transcript available.

we're bad friends whimsical you are whimsical yeah which is why you borderline
i'm not gay
can you look up take a gay test we should take a test to find out i'm not gay
by the way you
say it negative it's fine if i happen to be one that's fine but i'm just not
one i don't know why
this podcast has turned into this well because because because rudy said that
she thinks you
might be and let's let's take this quiz let's take this quick quiz and just to
find out all right
by the way this is from mit developed oh this has got to be real then yeah okay
uh let's start let's
try it okay why'd you decide to take the test bob is that what yeah to check
how gay you are i'll read
it to you no zoom it in okay zoom it in zoom it in pinch and zoom there we are
okay so why did you
decide to take this test to check how gay i am exclamation point to make sure
that i'm straight
exclamation point just to have fun sometimes i have fantasies about the same
sex go click on the
second one just to make sure that i'm straight yeah right safety net okay so
have you ever looked
at a person of the same sex and felt attracted in a sexual way let me let me
read okay go ahead yes
have you ever looked at a person of the same sex and felt and felt attracted in
a sexual way
yes all of my crushes are same sex yeah sometimes but i also have a crush on
the opposite sex never i'm
not gay at all very rarely but there were a few moments when i really liked
someone of the same sex
give me four okay so very rarely but there were a few moments when i really
like someone the same
sex yes give me four perfect
if your best friend confessed to you that he is gay you would feel delighted
and welcome him or her into the club
get excited and start flirting with him or her make a joke about it or tell him
or her that sometimes you feel
attracted to the same sex too third just make a joke about it right have you
ever worn or fantasized
wearing wearing clothes of another sex all the time sometimes we're probably
not going public like
that never or rarely but sometimes i may wear my partner's clothes outside
i think it's four four yeah rarely but you actually sometimes wear kalilah
stuff yeah
how frequent are your same sex sexual fantasies uh all of my dreams about the
same sex most of the
time never or rarely how many frequent are your same sex how many times you
have a dream about the same
sex you've never had a dream with another guy in it nope you sure yep all right
there were no people
left in the world except for someone of the same sex you would be happy as no
one would ever flirt with
you ever again be disappointed that you're losing out on another sex or fall
into despair as you will
never have sexual partner ever again probably three fall into despair okay have
you ever kissed someone
the same sex yes i do it all the time once or twice no way or i love kissing
people regardless of their
sex third no way yeah you've never you've talked to dick but never well why can't
we make that the
same thing they're not the same thing they're not the same thing i know you
went to third base
instead of first i know but kissing somebody they're saying something so sensual
and they're
they're saying they're saying did you ever hit a passion they're saying did you
ever hit a single
and you're like well i got a triple yeah that's not what the question is i
would i think for your
say no no i i want to answer the question all right you did never i only never
you only like the
opposite sex no wait no we're on it we're on a new one we went forward okay if
your partner offered
you a threesome with someone of the same sex you would feel excited about it be
confused never or do
it as long as uh do it because i don't care about the sex of another person be
confused but i would
probably do it never i'm the i only like here's the problem with lila said it's
a really good looking
guy okay here's the problem with that there should be a fifth one in there but
there's not i i know
but can i give you the fifth one yeah is i would do it just as long as i don't
have to touch the guy
okay so i think that would be do it as i don't care about the sex of another
person yeah but i think
that that's you know i mean that's not what the question that they're asking we're
as close as we
can get i think it's do it i think you'd do it because no i would go three
never yeah i don't i don't
like that answer yeah yeah but i think but i think you're lying because you
want to break the gay test
no i'm not trying to break it i'm trying to answer as honestly as i can okay so
what you said then as
long as you don't have to touch the guy then that would be two be confused but
you'd probably do it
okay go two that's right would you be comfortable with a gay colleague flirting
with you at work
while i do this almost every week sure it's a lot of fun i guess so it depends
on the situation i
would feel very awkward about it or it's never appropriate to flirt at work
four never appropriate
to flirt at work yep it's not appropriate okay your friends decide to go to a
party at a gay bar
you would feel like you're going home let's party uh get excited to go check
out a new venue feel
threatened or uncomfortable or get secretly excited as you always wanted to
check out a gay bar get
excited to check out a new venue yeah yeah i like new things now you're 54
straight 45 by that's
right on the line kid right down the line wow i'm 54 straight so i mean that
and that's
yeah one of those questions let me tell you something you could read it you can
read it that
way one of those questions though because you're reading a glass half empty if
you read a glass half
full it's i'm 45 by or gay that's a lot of by gay that's almost half of you is
by gay yeah yeah so
yeah huh i want to vote let the fans vote yeah yeah let the fans vote because i
you know
this is as close as we're going to get to accuracy yeah but but let me just
look can i do my final
let me have a final say here a final plea for your sexuality no no i'm not pleading
for anything
i'm accepting what are the although the one of the questions i was coerced into
doing you weren't
coerced i think you were trying to lie your way out i wasn't laying why i wasn't
i was being coerced in
it i think that you know i mean the one about you know me having my fucking uh
threesome the threesome
was coerced it's only because because your answer wasn't there but the closest
one i wouldn't want
there's i wouldn't do it i did i wouldn't want it the guy that was jogging that
you and rudy saw
yeah but i don't want it he comes up to the car and goes bobby lee no i wouldn't
do it i wouldn't do
it i wouldn't do it and he goes all i want so i think that i'm 25 percent no
you're not the results
are in no because of that question anyway let me do my final 45 percent bye let
me do my last defense
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