Name: Rudy Can't Pump Gas | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2021-03-12T18:45:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Can't Pump Gas | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Can't Pump Gas | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-12. Transcript available.

we're bad friends do people recognize you in public at all no yeah like it's
she's going back
to school now oh how's school kiddo right so she goes back to school she goes
in she's friends with
these two twins you said yeah right they're your friends yeah so you wear a
mask the whole time
and then social distancing in the classrooms in the classroom but outside no
one is doing it yeah
but you're outside are you doing it yeah uh-huh do they make fun of you like oh
look at the
fucking foreigner wearing a mask no they don't they don't no so do they um so
the two twins that
you're friends with um they're two guys yeah right and you knew them last year
before the pandemic
yeah so when you came into class the first time this time what do they say to
you this high
they're not they're not just let it just just let it this is what i have to
deal with every day
i know just let it what are their names alex and jonathan and and which one do
you like more
i like both can you tell the difference between the two no yeah because alex is
shorter and jonathan
is oh so they're fraternal yeah and then jonathan has a red hair and alex has
they're not identical
no oh so oh well then then that's no fun that's no fun at all then why why do
you even hang out with
both of them you just pick the one you like and then move on yeah with twins
you kind of have to hang
out with both of them usually because you're like i don't i can't make the
other one feel bad because
it's the same guy twice you know like the sklar brothers which one do i like
more i don't know
i'm not allowed to pick oh yeah but um she also been driving my car to school i
know i'm really
happy that you're driving and tell them what you did today i got gas and then i
paid i paid it but
then when i oh you paid for the gas yeah and then i thought it was already full
so when i went back
inside the car it still had two bars
wait a minute you put gas in the car and how much did you put in money-wise
i i used my card how much did it say you charged 49 50. 49 only got you two
just think about it the
logic of it think of the logic i'm not understanding i i'll let me just yeah
speak for her she goes to
the car she gets out she on she puts the thing in right she puts the credit
card in right yeah and um
there's no way it's 49 50 but i'll tell you why the logic of that is it's oh it's
a prius 29 at most
right right so so the 49 was a guy from before a guy from before right so she
said the her credit card
was never charged of course not okay so she has the thing in the thing right
she's in the car now
i don't know how long she waits probably 15 minutes 20 30 minutes yeah that's
right yeah that's how
things she thought how long she thinks it takes half of this episode yeah yeah
yeah she's in the car
she goes out she looks at the oh 49 50 whatever must be full must be full puts
the thing in the same
you know let's cruise it back up gets in the car she's driving now how come two
bars
oh because um ding dong you gotta squeeze the oh you gotta pump the gas
actually pump it i did
no no did you feel it you can feel the liquid coming through yeah and i even
saw liquid going
out what do you mean there's no it's not see-through it was an apple gas
station you could it was clear
yeah space gray you didn't see the liquid coming out no you didn't you're just
your car your credit card
was not charged no yeah right no it wasn't charged you didn't even ring it in
you didn't press the
regular no you didn't which one are the three buttons low medium or high yeah
or did you do diesel
diesel yeah she did diesel your car's gonna break diesel you said unleaded that's
exactly what it is
unleaded yeah did you press unleaded yeah yeah so what you're telling me is
this you had ghost gasoline
yeah ghost gas that car's gonna run on the hope you had ghost guys what you're
telling me is this is
that we can sue shell oh yeah we should sue sue them right for ghost gas no
right so what what do
you think the logical thing is that you didn't do it right i didn't do it right
what i said i didn't
do it right so you have to teach me this is what i have to deal with but it's
like i taught her how to
tie shoes but you're such a kid i did well they don't have to flip lights she
came to i don't know how it
work you lift it up like this come in what is that sun inside yes you we got to
teach you how to pump
some gas that's fine what are the things you need to learn they don't teach you
this kind of stuff i
guess you know because in the philippines there's like a worker who does it
right we have that here
in certain states united states they they pump gas for you we don't do that
here in california no
yeah no a guy there's always a guy and does he wash your windows too yeah how
much do you pay him two
dollars two dollars okay that's a lot for them is it i don't know i don't know
half a balloon
here go get yourself that balloon yeah thank you to less than two dollars to
pump the gas clean the
windows but now you got to worry about all sorts of stuff what if the tires go
flat what happens if you
get a flat tire do you know about that have you taught her about any of the
stuff what if a tire goes
flat what's going to happen call at the kalilah okay so okay look you're
driving on the freeway
and then tires starting what do you do what's the first thing you do
you slam on the brakes you push on the gas you slowly push on the brakes and
then you go to the
right side oh someone took a driving test she has a license you face it doesn't
sound like it i'm
apparently get take up filling up gas well that's super important i know they
should they should yeah
they should like what they probably don't they don't they don't teach you
anything about it they
just teach you how to follow their arbitrary rules like stop signs you don't
stop at stop signs you
know that right you don't have to you don't have to california law it's so
funny because when i'm
driving because she's she just took the classes everything i do she's like but
uncle tito you're not
supposed to what are you doing she knows all the particulars and it's like i
don't you know if
they're just suggestions yeah yeah really for me yeah they're just saying hey
maybe maybe maybe do this
yeah no thanks like all the stop signs should have a question mark stop no
thanks and just keep going
you