Name: Rudy Stars In The Leprechaun Table Read w/ Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Stars In The Leprechaun Table Read w/ Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-20. Transcript available.

We're bad friends!
Here we go.
Tori holds a bag of gold.
The leprechaun magically appears.
Is that me gold?
What the hell are you?
I'm a leprechaun, me dear.
Here, this is what you're looking for, right?
Tori holds out the bag of gold.
The leprechaun uses magic to bring it to his hand.
My powers are returning!
Cut, cut, cut.
What's going on?
I wrote it as me.
I'm sorry?
It's me powers.
I'm returning.
Not mine.
Okay, stage direction.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
Sorry about that.
Please read it again.
Tori holds out the bag of gold.
The leprechaun uses magic to bring it to his hands.
What the fuck?
What?
In table reads, they don't have fucking a gopher.
What the fuck are you doing?
It's a table read!
We're not rehearsing the fucking movie.
Interrupting a table read is just insane.
All right, let's start from the top.
Let's go.
Let's go again.
Let's start from the top.
Jose, uh...
Also, could I just...
Since I wrote it?
Yeah.
It's Cliff here.
So, hey, Cliff.
Yeah, hey, so, um...
Can you play it more real?
Maybe?
A little bit more real.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, no problem.
Thanks.
Uh, Jose?
Jose, say your last name again.
Archnald.
Archnald.
Jose Archnald, the director.
Go ahead, Jose, when you're ready.
And I am Cliff McFittsimmons.
Yeah, I know, Mr. McFittsimmons.
I am aware of who you are.
Tori holds out a bag of gold.
The leprechaun magically appears.
Real?
No.
This is way too old.
It's way...
What says magically appear?
How do you feel like that?
Just play the leprechaun real, as real as you can.
Okay.
Tori holds out a bag of gold.
The leprechaun magically appears.
Very good.
Very good.
Very good.
Is that me, gold?
What the hell are you?
I'm a leprechaun, me dear.
There we go.
Here.
This is what you're looking for, right?
Tori holds out the bag of gold.
The leprechaun uses magic to bring it to his hands.
Me powers are returning.
The leprechaun shakes the bag.
It sounds like me gold.
The leprechaun opens the bag.
It looks like me gold.
The leprechaun smells the bag.
It smells like me gold.
A little less, please.
The leprechaun tastes the gold.
It tastes like me gold.
Okay, you're fired.
Why?
It's your...
I'm the leprechaun.
I know, you're fired.
How much do you want me to bring leprechaun?
We have Matthew McConaughey.
Yeah, yeah.
Is that me gold?
There we go.
Let's do it with Matthew.
Go ahead.
I'm Matthew, man.
All right.
Don't even do the age changer.
First line.
Go ahead, Matthew.
Hey, is that me gold, man?
Is that me gold, man?
Yeah, what the hell are you?
I'd be a leprechaun, me dear.
Here.
This is what you're looking for, right?
Ooh.
Me powers are returning.
Before the next line, can you say, all right, all right?
Yeah.
All right.
All right, all right.
Looks like me gold.
That's right.
In fact, say, all right, all right.
All right, all right.
It looks like me gold.
Yeah.
Leprechaun smells it back.
All right, all right.
It smells like me gold.
Oh, you're hired, Matthew.
Thank you.
Amazing.
Why don't you play the leprechaun, then, if you don't like the way that I'm
playing the
leprechaun, why don't you play it, and I'll play Tori?
Because I wrote the fucking thing.
I'm not an actor.
I'm fucking Cliff McClendon.
Neither am I.
Obviously, you just fired me off the movie.
Oh, sorry.
All right, so you play the leprechaun.
No, you know what?
You play the leprechaun.
I'm for it.
I can't do the...
Yes, you can.
I can't do the accent.
Yes, you can.
I'll try it.
Go ahead and read it again, George.
Jorge...
What is it?
Say Archnald.
Archnald.
And don't...
And where the fuck do you get Archnald from?
Where would that even...
Where does your brain...
Archnald?
Hi, Cliff McFitt Simmons here.
I know, Mr. McFitt Simmons.
We're going to get to you in a second.
No, but it's my culture to always...
You know what I'm saying?
Say my name first, all right?
So, hi.
I'm Cliff McFitt Simmons.
Hi.
So, I just want to let you know that you're degrading our ethnic immigrant.
He's an immigrant director.
I'm glad for the diversity.
I just don't understand how...
Then went to Sundance.
And what's the movie you did for Sundance?
What did you do?
The short film about the Mexican immigrants crossing the border.
What was that beautiful movie that...
Clap the Boat.
Clap the Boat.
You never saw Clap the Boat?
Are you telling me you directed Clap the Boat?
That was your film.
Clap the Boat was you.
You directed Clap the Boat.
That's one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life.
I know.
Do you know what the movie's about?
Tell them what the movie's about.
I know Clap the Boat.
I love Clap the Boat.
The movie's about...
Mexican immigrants, they're trying to cross the border, correct?
Yeah.
Right?
And they don't know how.
Right.
They're trying to figure out how to make it happen.
Because they're trying to dig a hole underneath the wall.
In the wall.
Trump's wall.
They're trying to dig underneath Trump's wall.
They're trying to go over it.
Right?
Yep.
And then...
Right?
Yeah.
Your main lead...
What's his name?
Who's the lead actor in that movie?
Clap the Boat.
It was...
Yeah, it was...
What was the lead actor?
Alexandra.
Alexandra.
Alexandra.
Ocaccio.
Ocaccio.
Alexandra Ocaccio, right?
She builds a boat.
She's so good.
She's so good.
So good.
So good in the movie.
Alexandra Ocaccio.
She builds a boat, right?
And then what do they do when she builds a boat?
Clap the Boat.
There wasn't a dry eye in the theater.
It was unbelievable.
There wasn't a dry eye.
Honestly, I'm not even...
I'm not joshing around anymore.
Yeah.
Clap the Boat was one of the best movies I've ever seen in my entire life.
Well, then give...
Then don't talk to him that way.
I'm not being rude to him.
All right.
Okay?
Or to him.
Go ahead.
All right, sir.
Can you please read the direction so we can get through the scene of Leprechaun
where
Boob is playing Lep and I'm playing Tori.
Okay.
Tori holds a bag of gold.
The Leprechaun magically appears.
Lep me gold.
Fuck.
What the hell are you?
I'm a luck.
Leprechaun, my dear.
Here.
That's terrible.
This is what you're looking for, right?
Tori...
Oh, go ahead.
Tori holds out the bag of gold.
The Leprechaun uses magic to bring it to his hands.
Me powers are returning.
Ripple?
What is that?
That's what you're doing.
The Leprechaun shakes the bag.
It sounds like me gold.
The Leprechaun opens the bag.
It looks like me gold.
The Leprechaun smells the bag.
It smells like me gold.
The Leprechaun tastes gold.
It tastes like my gold.
The Leprechaun kisses Tori.
All right.
Oh, God.
Oh, oh, God.
Oh, oh, God.
You know, Arch, is that your name?
No, Jose?
That's Jose.
Jose, I think you should put...
I think she...
I think Jose should do the Leprechaun.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think...
Yeah.
And try to do an Irish accent.
I just fucking did it.
We taught you how to do Irish stuff.
Wait.
Cliff McFitt Simmons here.
Mr. McFitt Simmons, if I may speak for Mr. McFitt Simmons, he did give it his
best effort.
And, sir, you're directing this movie.
We'd love to see how you would take it.
I don't know how to do the action.
You got to step into the shoes of the actors.
Try to do it.
And, you know what I mean?
Yeah, you should.
So, look, I'll do the stage directions, if you don't mind.
You play Tori.
I'll be Tori as...
Yeah.
Okay.
Tori holds a bag of gold.
The Leprechaun magically appears.
Is that me gold?
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
What the hell are you?
I'm a Leprechaun, my dear.
Here, is this what you're looking for?
Tori holds out the bag of gold.
The Leprechaun uses magic to bring it to his hands.
Me powers are returning.
The Leprechaun shakes the bag.
It's so hard.
Keep going.
It sounds like me gold.
The Leprechaun opens the bag.
It looks like me gold.
The Leprechaun smells the bag.
It smells like me gold.
Very good.
Give her a round of applause.
Very good.
Hey.
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