Name: Rudy's Hilarious Guesses of Famous Movie Quotes | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Hilarious Guesses of Famous Movie Quotes | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-25. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
What is this?
So we have a game for Rudy.
Yeah.
To see if she can complete some of America's most famous lines, TV and...
Oh, this is so good.
This is so good.
Okay, so Rudy's got to complete...
Even if you don't know it, you have to fill in the blank.
Yes.
All right, so here we go.
All right, Rudy, I'm going to read the first one to you,
and then you're going to fill in the blank.
Ready?
Okay.
Magic mirror on the wall.
Who is the...
Fairest.
Fairest one of all.
That's right.
Wow.
Bing, bing, bing.
Yeah.
All right.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a...
Damn.
Wow.
I'm going to do the next one.
Okay, go.
I'm going to make him a...
Say it again.
I'm going to make him a...
He can't refuse.
So I'm going to make him a...
Spider?
I'm going to make him a spider he can't refuse.
That's exactly what it is.
How did you know that?
You've seen that movie?
No.
It's his second Spider-Man movie.
Was it second or third?
It was the third Spider-Man movie.
Third Spider-Man.
That's right, right.
So in the third Spider-Man movie, he looks at...
Was it Sandman?
I think it was the Sandman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he said, I'm going to make him a...
Oh, the Sandman goes, I'm going to make him a spider he can't refuse.
That's true.
Yeah, so...
All right, so go ahead, Bob.
Read the next one.
May the be with you.
What?
May the odds be with you.
And that was in...
That was in Casino.
Casino.
May the odds be with you.
Yeah, it was a man dressed in black.
Yeah, and he just walked up.
He walked up.
Walked up to De Niro smoking, and he goes, may the odds be with you.
Yeah, that was amazing.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
You do the next one.
Mama always said, life is like a box of...
Chocolate.
Exactly.
Very good.
Let's not do the accents because we don't want to give anything away.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, just read it as Bobby.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Houston, we have a...
Houston, we have a...
Go ahead.
Houston, we have a...
Baby.
That's exactly what it is.
And what movie is that from?
What movie was that from?
Three Men and a Baby.
Three Men and a Baby.
Because Houston, right?
That was the mother's maiden name.
Maiden name, and she was having a baby.
Yep.
Right?
And the father says, Houston, because the mother's laying there, we're having a
baby.
We're having a baby.
She was drunk, and he was saying how inappropriate it was.
Go ahead, Bob.
Bond.
James.
Bond.
Yeah.
Very good.
Say hello to my little...
Sister.
Say hello to my little sister.
Exactly what that is.
And that movie was...
Was?
Hello, Sister.
Hello, Sister.
Hello, Sister was a great movie.
Great film.
Cate Blanchett was in it.
And Robert Downey Jr., right?
Robert Downey Jr., right.
Yeah, it was great.
Say hello to my little sister.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
I love George Clooney.
He's an old-fashioned movie star.
He, he suck my...
What?
Yeah.
This is good.
He sucks, he suck my ice cream.
Yes.
That's exactly what it is.
That's pretty close, actually.
I think it was actually gelato.
But yes, I love George Clooney.
He's an old-fashioned movie star.
He sucks, he suck my gelato.
Yep.
Perfect.
Just having a little cock-a-doodle...
Do.
Pretty close.
Pretty close.
Andres, what's that one from?
Oh, and you know the previous one?
The previous one was from The Dictator.
That's my line.
Yeah, that's your line.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know what the next one's from?
It's from probably a movie you did?
It's from when I did I'm Dying Up Here.
I'm Dying Up Here, yeah.
I was smoking weed, and I said,
just having a little cock-a-doodle doobie.
And I was smoking weed in the morning.
Ah, I see.
Guess who made up that line?
Who?
Me.
Very good.
I'm the blank of the world.
I'm the...
I'm the...
The irony is staggering,
because we just did this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's insane.
We literally just talked about this movie.
I'm the blank of the world.
I'm the best...
I'm the best of the world.
That's exactly what it is.
The best of the world.
Yeah.
Bobby, you've got to take this one
for obvious reasons.
Wax on, wax...
Off.
Pretty on the nose.
Pretty easy.
What movie would that be from?
Wax on, wax off.
Do you know?
Bees.
Bees.
The bees.
Yeah, yeah.
Bees.
Because they obviously...
Wax on.
There's wax.
And then you take it off from them.
Right.
Right.
Wax on.
E.T.
Blank home.
I don't know this.
E.T.
You know, to be fair,
this is really tough.
It's not.
No, no, no.
I mean, for her to just guess,
it's alien slang.
All right, yeah.
E.T.
Because it's...
First of all,
it's improper English.
It's also a difficult word to say.
Right.
Because it's technical.
Yeah, it's technologically.
Science-y.
Yeah, science-y.
Go ahead.
E.T.
Very science-y, Bob.
E.T.
I mean, really, at this point...
Just throw it out there.
You said...
Science-y?
Well, you said ice cream once
and spider once.
E.T. what?
Galaxy?
E.T.
Galaxy home.
Have you never seen the movie E.T.?
No.
E.T.
Galaxy home.
Galaxy home.
Yeah.
That is what he said, right?
Well, his galaxy...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's exactly where he lives.
He lives in the galaxy.
This one's fun.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in blank anymore.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in...
I've got a feeling we're not in...
Here.
Very good.
That's very honest.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in here anymore.
This one's great, Bobby.
Yeah.
Set it up for this one.
Go ahead.
Make my...
What a good movie.
Yeah, I'm going to love it.
Go ahead.
Make my...
Milkshake.
Yes!
Yes!
How did you know that?
That's actually really good.
That's Milkshake.
How did you know that?
You saw the movie?
No.
That's odd that she wouldn't...
How would you know that?
How would you know that than not see the movie?
I don't know.
I was just thinking of ice cream and then Milkshake.
What movie do you think it is?
I don't know.
You don't know what movie this is?
This is Clap the Boat.
This is Clap the Boat.
Go ahead.
Make my milkshake.
Go ahead.
Make my milkshake.
Keep your friends close, but your...
But your enemies closer.
Yeah, well, you know she's a crazy person.
She knows that one for sure.
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our...
You can read this with an accent.
She still won't get it.
Yeah, yeah.
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our...
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our...
Souls?
Souls!
Yeah.
Souls!