Name: Rudy Tells The Truth About Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino w/ Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura
Uploaded: 2021-04-01T01:00:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Tells The Truth About Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino w/ Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Tells The Truth About Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino w/ Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-01. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
How are you doing today, Bob?
Welcome to fucking, what is it called?
Bear Friends.
Hey guys, don't fix your dials on your tele...
Dials, what fucking year is this?
I don't know.
You've tuned in to the right show.
Get ready to unsubscribe.
Yep, my name's Bobby Lee.
And I'm Ditto Andrew.
Tito Andrew.
Tito Andrew.
Tito Andrew.
But I can call you Tito Tom.
Okay.
Oh, call me Tito Tom.
And Tito Bert.
No, just Bert.
That sounds weird.
No, but it sounds very like, okay, Tito Bert.
It's good to see you.
You know why we do this at 4 p.m., right?
Why?
Because the guy that normally sits there sleeps till 3.
So that's when he does the show at 4 p.m.
This is amazing.
We do our show at 10 a.m.
I can't wait to do a podcast where you only get 200,000 subscribers.
Who fucking made out on this deal, huh?
I know.
The fucking bad friends are all of a sudden on a hit podcast.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
And now all of a sudden, we got to fucking lift them up.
And we got to come into this shit box and listen to this fucking dope out there.
So is this, should this be like someone's, like, would this, is this where
people would
shoot heroin at, this building?
This looks like a fucking storage unit.
It's kind of sketchy, right?
Um, I like it.
Jesus.
Jesus.
They have beaten the fuck out of you, haven't they?
I know.
Do you have, do you, you know you can be honest with us.
You don't have to be like, it's cool here.
I like Andrew and I like Bobby.
You can tell us the truth.
I don't like them.
Thank you.
That's what I'm talking about.
Thank you, Miss Giuliani.
Yeah.
Thank you, Miss Giuliani.
So, Miss Giuliani, how did you hook up with these guys?
I'm just out of curiosity.
Um, Atika Layla.
Oh, wait.
Are you related?
Yeah.
Did you just get a tattoo?
No.
Wait, oh, wait.
Do you live with them?
Yeah.
I know who the fuck you are.
I know who the fuck you are.
Who the fuck is she?
Oh, no wonder.
I just put the math together.
I was like, she's Filipino.
Yeah.
Of course.
You are really good at doing this, man.
I'm sitting here going, Jesus, is she like a fucking kidnapped or something?
I know.
Like blink twice if you need to get let loose.
I know.
She was like, I was in the Philippines.
They promised me some modeling work.
They grabbed my passport.
Next thing you know, I'm sitting here on the third mic.
on a fucking mediocre podcast than to some fucking ginger talk to a fucking
Korean guy.
To a guy who looks like an organism.
Be honest.
Hold on.
Cheers.
Cheers.
To bad friends.
To bad friends.
How bad is it to live with Bobby?
Oh, that's right.
You live with Bobby.
Yeah.
Live with Bobby.
How gross is he?
So what time?
Yeah.
Like what time does he get up to work out?
Work out?
I was joking.
Like exercise.
He wakes up around, I guess, two.
Oh, because he's probably up all night reading.
Playing.
Playing?
What does he play?
Like hide and go seek and stuff?
He plays Call of Duty.
Is it weird to you that a guy that sleeps till 2 p.m. and plays all night
actually has a career?
Like an owns a house?
Yeah.
Yeah, right?
Does it, do you go like, that's America?
Like, you can kind of be like, hey, I don't really try, but.
It's confusing, but he does it, so.
Yeah.
What do you think's worse?
A guy who drinks every night starting at like, say, 4.30 until maybe 10 o'clock
at night, but then gets up and works out at 8 in the morning.
Do you think that's more self-destructive or a guy who starts playing video
games at 9 o'clock eats Sour Patch Kids all night?
And plays until like 6 in the morning.
And plays until 4 in the morning and then sleeps till 3.
Who do you think's got more of a problem?
The second one.
Right?
Yeah.
Now, do you think Bobby would be better off if he just started drinking and
using drugs again and never touched a video game?
Yes.
Right?
See, I think I'm saving my own life.
Now, let's pick apart Andrew, okay?
Okay.
Now, had you ever seen a redhead before when you saw it?
Not in the Philippines.
Wait, was it exciting or gross when you first saw him?
I thought it was really weird.
Yeah.
His beard was really red.
But that sounds like you're leaning more gross than-
Gross.
Like when you saw him, you just thought he was holding his breath really hard.
Yeah.
Like, you're like, the only thing I know is like, when stray dogs in my village
have that little dart that comes out, that looks like you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you have like a pejorative term for redheads in Tagalog or something?
No.
What would you- I mean, if you wanted to insult him.
They've never seen one.
Well, yeah.
That's like in America.
What do we call those little animals that put on a cape and then do flips off a
wall?
Oh, we don't know what that is.
That's only in the Philippines, right?
What are those called?
I just saw it on someone's Twitter feed.
Oh, TikTok.
On TikTok, there are these little animals that put on capes and they're like
this tall and they run around.
The Philippines-
Those are dogs.
Dogs, yeah.
God damn it.
It's on someone's TikTok.
I just saw this today.
I'm obsessed with TikTok, by the way.
You are?
Yeah.
That's a new obsession for you.
Do you do the dance?
What?
I don't do any of the dances and I'll tell you why.
What do you do?
Why?
I really like a lot of the knowledge I've accrued off TikTok.
Like?
Like those little animals that run around the Philippines with capes on.
Yeah.
Your wife got me addicted with TikTok.
She creates the best curation.
Dude, some people-
It's in her story.
She always puts up the craziest ones.
I saw John Mayer.
Yeah?
Let's talk about John Mayer for a second.
The singer-comedian?
Same one.
Yeah.
He does all of it.
This guy never paid him any mind in my life.
I know these friends with Chappelle.
I'm sure he's probably a really cool guy to hang out with.
Yeah, I'm sure he is.
He's never paid any mind.
His music hit when I was already out of college.
Have you ever heard of John Mayer?
I know he's part of the Grateful Dead.
Perfect.
Wait, is she right?
By the way-
Well, he tours with them now.
Oh, okay.
I was like, he's done at all as part of the Grateful Dead.
He toured at, I guess, for more recently, took the Garcia slot, I think.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's the only one open.
I don't know.
He's like, Bob, scoot over.
I'm going to take your spot.
You play Jerry.
I'm going to play you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, yeah, yeah.
So he, I guess he's really big on TikTok.
Like, he's into TikTok.
I didn't know that.
I guess.
I don't know.
But I never, I never, his music came out when I just moved to New York.
So, like, I never, I wasn't, the music I was listening to then was more, I don't
know,
Limp Bizkit Corn.
Yeah.
That's why I never really listened to him.
And then I, when I moved to LA is when he got into comedy.
And you know how comics are when comic, other people get into comedy, we're
always like,
okay, whatever.
Yeah.
But he was friends with Sherrod, so I was like, he must be a cool guy.
I didn't know anything about him.
He made a TikTok today that made me laugh so fucking hard.
Can you play my TikTok?
I know, I put it on my Instagram stories.
Pull up my Instagram stories.
I think we can play his TikTok on this show, right?
Sure.
Okay, you ready?
Here's the song.
I'm going to play a bit of my song, Whiskey, Whiskey, Whiskey, for you.
I don't have a harmonica.
I'm just going to play it without the harmonica.
Because of this.
Two, three, four.
He didn't like it.
That was funny.
Did you like it?
Wait, did you get it though?
Yeah.
No, no, maybe you should watch it again, maybe.
Again?
I'm joking.
*outro music*