Name: Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura's Perfect Table Read of Mean Girls | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2021-04-02T19:30:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura's Perfect Table Read of Mean Girls | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura's Perfect Table Read of Mean Girls | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-02. Transcript available.

we're bad friends hey andres yes were you offended by my use of the pejorative
word spick
no i'm from spain yeah that means you're a spick oh you know what that stands
for
no i thought those words were used with mexicans no sir okay so then yes i'm
offended
i have no idea i'm not wigs freak me out yeah i guess you're andrew
oh where's your wig i don't have okay katie is sitting with regina you are regina
i'm regina yes
okay and i look good i'm playing a woman yes all of you are women do you guys
do a script every
episode not every episode just this one wait you're who i'm regina who am i kate
caddy wait
and who's uh rudy gretchen okay where's gretchen at she's in there next page
okay here we go do you
guys gonna read the action or do you want us to read the action sure i'll read
the action okay okay
interior cafeteria a few minutes later caddy is sitting with regina and her
best friend karen
and gretchen these are the plastics why i don't know why don't i know why don't
i know you i'm
dyslexic why don't i know you i'm new i just moved here two weeks ago from africa
what i used to be
homeschooled wait what my mom taught me at home no i know what homeschooled is
i'm not
so actually you've never been to a real school before no shut up
regina looks at gretchen excited then looks back at caddy as she was starting
staring at a unicorn
shut up i didn't say anything you know you're really pretty thank you so you
agree what oh this
is from mean girls yes oh okay oh i'm like wait this is a fucking dick stole
this from someone
so you think you're really pretty oh i don't know regina grabs caddy's arm to
look at caddy's bracelet
it's a white brown leather band with decorative holes punched in it where did
you get that bracelet
i love it my mom made it it's adorable it's so fetch uh what is fetch it's like
slang from england
regina rolls her eyes
so if you're from africa why are you white oh my god regina you can't just ask
people why they're
white caddy could you give us some privacy for like one second sure regina gretchen
turn around and
whisper okay let me oust say say that we don't do this a lot so you should know
that this is like
a huge deal we want to invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest
of the week
oh okay great so we'll see you tomorrow on wednesdays we wear pink can we take
that from
the top now i think so let's do it one more time i've never seen this movie oh
it's fetch it is so
yeah it is it's a really good movie and can i just say that i think that if we're
going to give second shots to people if we're bringing back paris hilton right
yeah and now
everyone that ever made fun of paris hilton is getting canceled for it then we
should bring back
fucking lindsey lohan she is awesome is she gone or something no but just no
one's giving her a
second chance and the the world trashed lindsey lohan and she was an awesome
actress
an awesome actress i'll tell you right now if i have money i put her in a movie
yeah in a heartbeat
she was awesome freaky friday with jane curtain not jane curtain jane never
mind i hope you get to
make a movie someday all right let's go ahead here we go here we go and from
the top take it from
the top read our action a little faster wait hold on stop stop you have any
direction i don't know
i don't know what i'm reading here so okay oh i'm so sorry okay so you're lindsey
lohan that's katie
yeah and right now you're in like sloppy dressed you're like dressed like a
hippie your mom is you're
really smart but you don't want those these girls to know that okay and you've
never interacted with
people because you were born in africa and your mom homeschooled you okay and
so you don't know how
to interact so like when when we get to the part where i say where i say uh so
you think you're pretty
like i'm trying to trick you because i'm a mean girl yeah right so you're just
like kind of confused
like no wait okay okay okay all right so you kind of just uh so wait you're caddy
right katie right
katie yeah katie katie okay okay here we go let's try it from the top are you
ready yeah and also maybe
you set up rudy's character too who the fuck's rudy oh oh rudy rudy oh yeah
yeah rudy you're you're
stupid okay so you're played by you're played by um uh jennifer love hewitt is
it jennifer love
hewitt amanda siegfried is amanda siegfried yep so you're kind of stupid okay
it's like that's so fetch
okay okay so you really like that can you do that actually let's try to get
that accent off the ground
ready okay here we go okay can you do like a valley girl oh no that's so hard
like oh my god
do this so i said what i'm talking about go ah ah and then say all the words
like that oh my god
you got it you got it great job great job that was killing it rudy okay try
that at school you'd be
like one of the cool girls you guys eat like four uncrossables every day i had
rice and egg today
i want it i got the ball i'll wipe with leaves you guys
you guys are like that's so fat
okay okay so really really bring that action
andres okay we're going yeah interior hey can i no offense okay but you're
really selling your
own passionate language down the drain here can you read it with a little like
read it like we're
in bed okay okay yeah there you go like good like you're talking to a woman
like your name is
and i killed your father there you go katie is sitting with regina right come
on do it sexier
yeah sexy okay let's not do it like you're just checking to see if we have
stolen cigarettes in
our backpacks interior cafeteria a few minutes later katie is sitting with regina
and her best friend karen
these are the plastics why don't i know you oh i'm new i just moved here two
weeks ago from africa what
i i used to be homeschooled wait what my uh my mom taught me at home i know
what homeschooled is i'm not
so actually you've never been to a real school before no shut up regina looks
at gretchen excited
then looks at katie again as if she was staring at a unicorn shut up i didn't
say anything you know
you're really pretty thank you so you agree what you think you're really pretty
oh
i don't know regina grabs katie's arm to look at katie's bracelet it's a white
brown leather band
with decorative holes punch in it where did you get that bracelet i love it my
mom made it for me it's
adorable it's so fetch it's it's like what wait what is fetch it's like slang
from england
regina rolls her eyes
so if you're from africa why are you white oh my god regina
so good you're doing great you're killing it you're killing it you're killing
it you can't just say
you can't just ask people what they want
gretchen turn around and whisper okay let me just say that we don't do this we
don't do this a lot so
you should know that this is like a huge deal
we we want to
keep going keep going start the line over that was perfect you're doing it
great you're doing it
great we want to invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the
week
oh okay great so we'll see you tomorrow on wednesdays we wear pink we wear pink
broody that was
fucking awesome oh my god that was amazing amazing amazing awesome
you