Name: Bert Kreischer and Rudy Try Different Accents | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2021-04-03T19:45:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bert Kreischer and Rudy Try Different Accents | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bert Kreischer and Rudy Try Different Accents | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-03. Transcript available.

we're bad friends oh you're from the philippines do you wipe your ass with your
hand
leaves leaves ah joe joe yeah see i wipe my ass with my fingers sometimes
hold on don't look at me you just had leaves she just went like this
okay so wait so i joe what's the bowl in the philippine that everyone has it's
called a
called a bowl not a bowl we said no no no no joe koi sells them on his website
they're like
what are they called um tabo tabo cabo cabo cabo cabo cabo cabo can you imagine
if i did that to you
if you're like you want the coffee i go let's go be coffee said coffee
okay joe joe koi has and something and i thought it goes by your toilet and you
dip your fingers
in it wipe your ass right yeah some people do that yeah wait but do you still
use leaves when you're
here no she goes she's going outside hey where are you going why not though why
not get a bunch of
leaves and then bring them in because there's a nice bathroom inside oh okay i'm
just asking jesus
i don't mind what kind of leaves i wouldn't mind trying to leave yeah what kind
of leaf any kind of
leave as long as it's like ground and big because you don't want thin can i
tell you can i tell you
already then you get dookie on your hand can i already tell you yeah when she
said leaves i assumed
it was a handful of leaves like small tiny leaves yeah and you just kind of
just were like i just hope
not get on my finger and then you said big i went yeah that makes more sense
yeah i'd go out to the
fucking bird of paradise and grab one of those the leaves are for an outdoor dookie
though right
yeah oh you know go out get some leaves come back in yeah i would yeah okay
yeah taco bell or taco
bell just got a brand new um they have leaves no they got a brand new you're
gonna get a lot of
leaves for this taco bell they just got a brand new cheese cheese lupa fa lupa
what is it
taco bell's got a brand new thing i don't know that's the fancy b fancy beat
just type in taco bell
and then news quesalupa quesalupa it's only that looks like 610 calories that
looks like a
fucking just a talk man the case of lupa that's some book bullshit right fancy
b yeah that thing is
shit i mean is that even a thing hold on hold on hold on one second are you are
you proclaiming that
thing is shit or should we try it and decide if that thing is shit i'm proclaiming
it you're proclaiming
it yep this is a guy who knows oh yeah yeah i know my tacos did you say tacos
the word is tacos tacos
we're very specific about accents on our show yeah name a country i'll do an
accent oh this is a fun
game go ahead argentina uh argentina there you go really good okay okay okay
ready i'll say all right
friends but no hold on i'll do a full sentence hi i am from argentina i'm so
sorry my cow got into your
yard however let me grab my boleoderos i will catch him bring them back over to
my house i'll make a
little bit of uh that green stuff i like to make and put on my meat and then we
will have some argentinian
beef all right next one france friends uh hello we miss you i'm so sorry i gave
you herpes uh i was
smoking and i could not talk properly as i drank my wine and came on your teeth
we miss you very good
how about australia okay all right mate let me get these aborigines out of here
get my kangaroo
and i'll catch this croquis and i'm gonna throw it in the back of my big truck
you're nailing it to keep going germany
and i'm from germany i like to be tied up and shit on that is my thing because
i am from germany
kind of fading off there but yeah it was good first first three greenland greenland
hello i am from greenland very nice to have you in my country a lot of people
assume that
iceland has green stuff and greenland has ice top but it's not that way i'm
from greenland would you
like a piece of whale keep going russia uh so hello i am russian are you the
machine you are okay i
think my accent's falling apart back to france i think i'm going back to france
nailing it nailing
it korea korea korea i'm not gonna do that one do it in honor of bobby no no no
no no no hi i'm bobby
i'm bobby lee i take my shirt off i have a small dick all right yeah um yeah i
don't do i only do
white people accents because it's racist to do other than that than that i
think right is that how that
works yeah wait so you oh do you give them permission can you do you do a
weekend permission
to do it yeah i give you permission you're not korean filipino okay filipino is
that it did that sound
like it no no okay ready you do my accent to me okay and just word for word
really really try to make it
sound like me okay okay hi i'm bert kreischer again hi let's go word for word
and then we'll piece
the sentence together yeah yeah yeah this will be good okay ready it's a good
idea ready hi hi
i'm bert kreischer i'm bert kreischer wow that was really good that was really
good
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