Name: Do You Want To Be The Next Rudy? | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2021-04-07T18:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Do You Want To Be The Next Rudy? | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Do You Want To Be The Next Rudy? | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-07. Transcript available.

we're bad friends uh i want to be rudy at gmail.com i want to be rudy at gmail.com
email there if you
want to submit and rudy gets to judge who's going to take over in the interim
period if that even
happens we don't even know you got to live in los angeles county you got to
have your own car be
able to get here yeah and uh it's it's it's a long shot it's very long but it
could be fun and also
i don't think it should be someone who's like trying to be a comedian or i just
want someone
no we don't want anyone in show business we want basically and this is why um
it's a difficult
find because what makes um jewels here special is number one she doesn't really
want to be here
she hates this yeah yes number two she doesn't know exactly what it is we're
doing same right yeah
she doesn't know what the world is yeah number three obviously doesn't care
number four um you have to
be there's got to be and when i say innocent uh you get what i'm saying you
know it's like someone
who's um almost ignorant not ignorant but that's also true yeah yeah yeah she's
a little ignorant
she thought a car and a house were fifty thousand dollars apart yeah i her
innocence is the best
word and also do we want only um girl submissions or guys i think some guys
would be some guys too
yeah well if it was a guy we would be really harsh on them though we'd be mean
the whole time so mean
that's why if it's a girl at least it balances out with female energy yeah
there's some rules that
we can't cross some lines with women well with a woman in here it gives us nice
female energy with
another guy it becomes a guy it's you know right you're gonna pick you are you
into that yeah are
you afraid of losing your spot no do you care a little no honestly if you we
you went to uc davis
and we're gonna find a new person that person comes in it fits perfectly you
won't be jealous no
that hurts will you miss doing the show at all i'll miss it yeah but you won't
really care that much
i'll tell you why because she thinks that she's going to go off right and all
these great things
are and great things are going to happen for her right maybe yeah yeah but at
the end of the day
right this is the gift this is the gift right she doesn't realize though how
cool this is this is the
gift yeah yeah yeah no you don't think that though it's like people that are
living for the afterlife
you know people that say like i want to be good so then i can get into heaven
but you're like but you
but now is the things yeah it's one of those things this is heaven yeah the
journey right is the
destination is the destination and the destination is is the end end these mo i
i'll be honest with
you so will sasso has did you see a post i'm gonna show you a post and this
made me want to cry will
from sasso he was on his instagram but um it made me literally want to cry
because i'm going to show
you it i put it on my story as well but um let me see here hold on i gotta show
you this thing it's
kind of cool oh no what did sasso post right so check this out so when i so it's
on my he's direct
messages to me okay okay so basically it was um when i was my first year on mad
tv you know will sasso
said um just let me give it to you in a second okay will sasso goes hey kid you
know i'm going to this
wwf event do you want to go and i go yeah i was so excited like you know senior
cast member wants to
hang out with me yeah so will used to take me around everywhere right and he
shows me this thing that they
televised and i was so young and i was so like green yeah but i remember being
so excited and when i see
this it makes me want to cry because it's just like this young asian kid you
know what i mean who's
like the whole world's in front of him and i and as an older person now i'm 49
now i look back i go i
should have just savored those moments yeah because this kid is thinking about
the future
yeah this kid's going i'm going to be a star yeah yeah i mean you know i'm
going to get movies and
this and this i'm going to buy the mansion all that stuff and none of those
things that i thought were
going to have what happened but they happen in their own way they happen in
their own way you know
i mean and i had my own journey but it's like you know it makes me realize that
i didn't really
appreciate all the little steps it's hard it's hard but now i i feel like i
want to have to soak
in those those moments and i never did yeah you did i'm sure you did sometimes
no i remember one
time i was on mad tv and ryan gos not ryan gosling it was ryan reynolds he did
he was deadpool right yeah
ryan reynolds was sitting there with dick basucci the executive producer and i
just sat next to them
and we just talked i didn't know who he was yeah and i was in my own thing you
know i mean you know
if i would have done if i would have lived in the moment more and just because
you know and just kind
of talk to the guy you know but that's so hard to do you never know you know i
remember one time um
green day played and i just was kind of just aloof to it all and i'm like
literally sitting there were
you using at the time no i was just like in my own ego and in my own head that
sucks right and it's
like everything you know i mean i was just oblivious to you know i mean the
gifts that were all around
me but it's well but now you appreciate it so at least you respect you know
some of it like trying
to do it now i'm trying to take this in you know right here it doesn't seem
like anything but um i really
am trying to take this in this is special this is not forever right and this is
um something special
i think that we created you and i together yeah you know i mean and it's like
um i just want to be
able to savor those moments a little bit better savor it so before you go away
to college right now
these moments right now i know you're playing with your hair doesn't care you
don't care i'm saying
that this right here right doesn't care this is you know this is it this is it
right and in your head
like i'm going to meet a boy this you're going to meet all those things but he's
going to cheat on
you you know me and he's gonna lie to you he's gonna hit someone with your car
and yeah he's gonna
deceive you he's gonna steal from you he's gonna steal from you money he's
gonna date your best friend
yeah yeah and then and then and you're gonna be crawling back here in your
hands and knees
you know what i mean please can i do the show yeah yeah i failed out of you we've
got some
simone or whoever's you're you're killing it killing it killing it
*outro music*