Name: How Bobby Lee and Steebee Weebee Got Possessed By Demons | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2021-04-08T18:30:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Bobby Lee and Steebee Weebee Got Possessed By Demons | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Bobby Lee and Steebee Weebee Got Possessed By Demons | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-08. Transcript available.

we're bad friends you were not possessed yes i was you were not okay did you
know about the
possessions yes in my house yes but you're not you were not possessed i don't
believe my brother
was possessed as well they almost got a shaman don't see i you know that's what
i don't like
about you that they're rolling the eyes yeah yeah you were possessed dude one
time my eyes flickered
back i'm not kidding why are you laughing i don't like your i don't like your
tone you're being rude
okay fine you got possessed you got possessed no i'm just telling you how did
you get rid of the
possession i'm gonna tell you one i'll tell you i'll tell you okay what's so
funny so stupid it's
not stupid dude so one time right let me say it what happened i was in the bed
and i opened my eyes
and i go i can't move your whole body it was a saturday i wasn't on drugs right
you weren't on
no nothing right i can't move and all of a sudden i felt a heat on my chest and
i couldn't move and
then i felt my mind i was thinking about crazy things like like like evil shit
like you want to hurt and
kill yeah yeah yeah yeah kill yourself it just felt an evil presence and hurt
other people yeah really
how did you get rid of the possession so i just said you gotta get so i was
like this i was like
you get out of me get out of this and i i ran we had a swimming pool so right
by the garage you're
right there's a door and it goes right and i was possessed and i you gotta get
out of me right
and swimming pool was cold yeah right because it was during the winter time and
i jumped in the
swimming pool and i snapped out of it so every time with my clothes on so the
secret for this those at
home i might have jumped in that pool eight times in my life with my clothes on
so every time you
got possessed you would jump in the pool yeah so the one time how do these
demons not know how to
figure out that water is the catalyst my aunt who died rest in peace um was i
one time um i hear
a commotion going on my my brother used to take bible verses what's so funny it's
just whatever happens
next right so he he my brother was really religious yeah i remember that right
so he took he and he would
take bible my parents would have to buy him bibles isn't one good no because he
used to cut them out
he was like he was like kevin spacey in the movie seven yeah yeah he was like
stick them out in there
right so he would like um he would cut the oh this is important sorry we'll
pause for the beanie
he would cut bible verses out of the bible and just paste them on the wall what
stuff that he cared
about that i don't know what they probably know he just liked the way it looked
or whatever okay and
he would like draw like crosses on the wall what yeah no wonder he got
possessed i don't know i mean
so it's because so anyway devilish one time i come home and my whole family's
there
like i have you know i have uncles and aunts i have uh 28 first cousins
everyone the house is filled
yeah and i walk into the my brother's room and my aunt i had three aunts an
uncle and my brother
was like naked and my brother was like you know what i mean in the living room
no in his room in
his room right you know what i mean his little penis was out no his dick wasn't
out this is not his
dick you said naked well his dick was out yeah yeah if i wasn't hard that'd be
weird your aunt knuckle
he's like and my brother's like my brother's like you know what i mean twitching
twitching right
and i i go i go is he being because i knew what it was a possession he'd be
possessed and he was
getting exorcised or ex i don't know what they were doing they're probably
giving kimchi or something
right some sort of ox blood soup or something to get him out of it but um yeah
and then we moved out
of the house and it stopped when you moved it never happened again no can we
know the address
uh i can do the road i want to know the address i want to look it up so bad
what take i want to
look it up i want him to look it up on google my brother knows the address do
it's ranch hollow road
highway california ranch hollow road go to google maps pete and do it because i
want to see the i want
to see the home i'm gonna call my brother i'm gonna call my brother okay um
yeah i'm on bad friends with andrew right now hey baby yeah we ever possessed
in the house
yeah yeah okay good wait hold on hold on stevie what what do you really think
that you were like
that you had something take you take over your body yeah there's like 20 um
demonic like indian
spirit whatever spirits on me holding me down how did you were you nate you
were naked bobby said
you were like i wasn't naked but i had bible verses on my walls and shit and
who told you to put the
bible verses up on your wall they're whispering holding me down like you know
what were they
saying it's nothing good nothing good nothing good dude how did you get rid of
this real no that
place was heavily it was probably built on uh on some poltergeist shit like on
an indian burial ground
dv what what what how did you get rid of it how did you get rid of the um i i
had to yell out jesus but
i only got the j oh they're holding my mouth he was trying to yell out jesus he
only got the je part
and i jumped i jumped in the pool right yeah you got rid of him by the pool
yeah yeah wait what was the
address what was the address remember the address ranch hollow road um one five
nine four five one
five nine four four ranch hollow road one five nine four four ranch hollow road
we are looking it up
one five nine four four ranch hollow road it's real yeah it's real there it is
let's go to satellite
and let's go okay all right thanks steve love you guys love you brother all
right so look at that
that's how that's it right there that's it oh it looks creepy full screen it
baby
i don't like this yeah yeah look at that oh and look at that blue truck that
ominous native american
zoom in on the house click in on the house so you can see can you click click
yeah yeah
how about this you know what do this copy and paste that address and go to zillow
that's the
best thing you can do because then we can look at the inside of the home copy
and paste that address
yeah go to zillow.com and then we'll be able to see the inside of them and we'll
be able to see how
much the house is worth now yeah yeah we'll see how fancy you really are that's
what i used to
oh god i've all cast those fill the house again hold on one second let him put
this in there's a
funny story i just saw a little area perfect yeah there it is powe click clack
four bed three bath
3,700 square feet 1.5 million is what it's worth now oh wow oh you could rent
it for five grand
can you click there's no other photos eh sometimes they have other photos that
you can scroll through
nothing huh why is it why are they renting it out no they're just saying you
could rent it out if you
wanted to rent it out yeah somebody lives there right now but that that's the
satellite view right
there you can see so if you look at the house yeah let's go back to go back to
the house go back to
that okay so right so zoom into the house to the left side you can't really
okay so anyway
right in between that house and that house so that side of the that side of the
house was my room
right and see that house to the left yeah and see those trees over there yeah
one night i don't know who lived there but there was a kid wearing a cowboy
outfit
yeah okay okay and he was going making noises okay i don't know what the noises
were okay
he's going right right and i remember just opening it i go i was a kid shut the
fuck up man i would yell
right he wouldn't stop shut the fuck up man i would just yell it out the
fucking right yeah so then i went
out he had a fucking toy gun right and i walk up to him like i meet him in
between the houses
i go hey man i'm trying to take a nap man you know what i mean you're going
right and he goes
shut the fuck up man and he fucking takes the butt of the gun and hits me in
the tummy shut up yeah
how old was he oh you must have been 13 and you're 13. man i was like 16.
*laughter*