Name: Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee Tripping on Acid Stories | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2021-04-11T20:45:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee Tripping on Acid Stories | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee Tripping on Acid Stories | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-11. Transcript available.

we're bad friends think about like what you were like at 19. me yeah the things
i was doing at 19
and all the history that i had before 19 what was 19 sophomore in high school
or i mean in
college yeah freshman high school no no college yeah i mean i was a wild i mean
i was i was in
college being a fucking maniac but i was also um i mean okay by the time you
were 19 right let me
ask you something yeah had you smoked weed yeah had you been drunk before a
thousand times cocaine no
any lsd or anything acid mushrooms a lot right a lot of mushrooms i only did
acid twice yeah i did
like by the time i was in i'd probably done 60 hits of acid that's a i've only
done two twice i've only
done two tabs oh i did meth before at 19 never did meth and that's obvious
prostitutes i've had
no yeah no sucked dicks didn't never did it never tried it i um you got me beat
yeah molested
didn't happen yeah yeah no sorry so imagine now i look at then i when i see 19
when i see her every
day yeah i think wow what a nice line she gets straight a's that's where
innocent came from
yeah that's why i say innocent because you've never had a drink of alcohol 19 i
did i tried to eat
when did you try weed uh did you try bobby's face when when what last year with
roger what really you
smoked weed last year with roger how much three did you get high no sometimes
people don't get high
yeah she didn't get high she didn't get high you took three hits yeah three
hits yeah did you inhale
it yeah breathe in your lungs i don't think some people don't inhale and they're
like i'm not high
it's like well you're not smoking yeah i did roger saw me do you want to do it
again yeah because i
want to feel the high you want to feel all you do you know what i you know we
get some weed fly in
some weed you know what coming up acid because acid's fun because for the first
45 minutes you don't feel
anything right she's like this drugs like the first time this drug sucks and
then and then
i like when things get pixelated on acid when it becomes i kind of like uh minecraft
that's and a
lot of people want to go to like people always go like let's take acid and go
into the desert
nope or the forest nope i'm a mall guy yeah i like going to the mall that's
cool because i like seeing
people's teeth you know what i mean and walking around and it's just so fucking
i everything becomes
like cartoony for me yeah see i like that but then i saw a demon once in my
room and i fucking
oh my god dude i was fucking i had this duran duran right poster in my room
yeah of rio you know
that that one woman yeah right bring it up so people see what that looks like
yeah so i was it had a
bad trick i was sitting there and all of a sudden the walls started closing in
on me i hate that
right and then the rio yeah so dude yeah so she's right i had that on my wall
right and she was just
like this right and i was like she looks so evil already she went
and she came out of the fucking poster poster and she was red with fucking
wings and she was coming
toward me and i was in the corner of my room
my dad come in hey what are you doing be quiet i try to sleep
are you afraid of the real poster
yeah yeah yeah i one time i did mushrooms at a concert and i came home and i
thought that the
mushrooms were done yeah like i was like these are done these are out of my
body yeah so i but i laid
in bed and i couldn't sleep like it my come down was just started to let it was
just i was anxious
and shaky yeah and i was like oh so i laid down on the floor right and i
remember thinking to myself
just go to sleep just go to sleep it's okay you can just go to sleep this this
is over you're gonna be
fine come on come on get to go to sleep i did this for what i thought was a
fucking hours i mean hours
i had tossed and turned and tossed and turned and i put on a sweater i took up
a sweater i got cold i got
too hot toss and turn and toss and turn and toss and turn and finally i i lift
i stood up to go piss
to go to my bathroom piss my mom who had saw me come in was still up cleaning
up in the kitchen
yeah yeah she was like what are you doing i was like oh i just i can't sleep
she's like what do
you mean i was like i've been tossing and turning all night yeah she's like you've
been home for 15
minutes and i was like oh in my mind i was like this has been all night i
thought it was hours had gone
by yeah and i went and sat in the fucking bathroom i sat on the toilet just
staring until my body finally
got tired and then i went to bed it was that sometimes they come down from
mushrooms i i don't
enjoy yeah acid's not like that but yeah acid kind of ends and then you feel a
little blue for the
next whatever it's like it's like a meth come down what's meth i don't know
what those are like three
three days you can't eat or sleep you feel like just constantly and then when
you come down on it
it's like the worst feeling man it's like you sleep for like 24 hours oh it's
terrible you just feel
chemicals in your body how do you flush how do you get rid of any of that stuff
i don't know i mean i
would do it now by going to the spa probably but you know sweat it out
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