Name: Rudy Reacts to The New Rudy Auditions | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2021-04-14T17:00:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Reacts to The New Rudy Auditions | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Reacts to The New Rudy Auditions | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-14. Transcript available.

the bad friends so let's let's see some of the let's see the videos videos and
i'm gonna temper
my expectations on but you're because they're replacing you yeah get in we
bought her a
mic arm and it goes right to your face it's sleepy listen jules yes you have to
vote you
have to figure out you have to write yeah she has to vote this person's
replacing so pay attention
so pay attention all right here we go hi judo bobby hi judo andrew and of
course the rest of
the bad friends crew andres rudy of course included in the other guy i'm not
going to mention
because why the fuck would i okay check okay props well anyway this is not
really on addition but more
of a plea to allow me to replace rudy on the bad friends podcast interesting i
think i'd be a
wonderful addition i'm very frail look at this wrist right i do like skinny frail
people that's funny
pound over 90. um also i have an indent in my chest so that kind of makes me a
freak like
both tito bobby and tito andrew cool cool andrew of course who's a ginger and
tito bobby who
that's you kissing my ball yeah you know but uh oh my name's peter i forgot to
say that oh yuck we
already got one open with one i'll do anything bobby i'll suck your little
dumpling okay i like this guy
i like him all right well we okay we can't say anything you you're sorry you
have to this is on
you so that's one all right let's get uh well your opinion so far oh yeah he
was funny okay thanks for
that in-depth interview oh my god it's like it's honestly it's like pulling molars
yeah it's so hard
to get anything out of her sometimes you should do a ted talk yeah what's the
kind of information here
we go wait let's oh wait one second though one second yeah honestly if he's
interviewing for you
you're the ceo of rudy enterprise this guy comes in for a job he just
interviewed what do you say
um it's good to know you you were really funny we can't replace her no no no
this is insane yeah
because never gonna work he wouldn't even answer it that way i know that's like
a clever that's her
own brand you know what i mean less is more less is more less is more with her
yeah yeah all right
let's see this girl with too many air conditioning units behind her let's go
hey i'm savannah i'm 20
years old i know that i'm a white girl but i'm also gay so i think that even
seems okay we do okay
i'm actually being held hostage by the entire state of utah mormons may seem
nice but they're really
scary especially when you're gay anyway my brother told me to apply because
apparently i am the worst
friend on the entire planet
in conclusion i think that i would be a great contender for a bad friend yeah
because i'm short
fat and korean and i sleep in until three of you
she's the shit yeah i like her oh sorry i shouldn't we're voicing our opinion
no i like her
she's awesome okay so but and she by the way she has connives in the background
which i love look at the
the knife connection yeah put her so for the ones that we really like why don't
we put them aside
or mark them or something savannah is her name yeah she's great and by the way
a white gay woman
on here that'd be great that'd be great yeah but she's missing the innocence we
know she's in utah
she's been held captive about her that's kind of like almost as if that's irreplaceable
no we can maybe find it well we'd have to buy another filipino off the internet
what are they running for 559.95 what are they get your get your own custom filipino
today 49.99
two easy payments plus shipping and handling we would by the way we wouldn't
pay for the uh upgraded
shipping for that would we we would just get the the regular the boat all right
uh who else is on
there i think that i think a girl girls are preferable to replace this fun a
girl we don't need
another dude oh a little all right look at this guy all right look at this guy
cute hi bad friends
my name is anthony i'm 19 and i have what it takes to be the next rudy i live
in la i live in wisconsin
i don't live in la i have a lot of mental trauma and i i love you guys and i
have a lot of traits that
two men would want in a woman andrew santino you totally forgot that you had a
show in wisconsin
last week you said oh i've got shows in salt lake city and boston but i forgot
the other one and that
was wisconsin unfortunately so i got my tickets refunded because you do not
care about your
fans and now you guys are going in a microwave
all right goodbye
they ruined his phone just for the bit that's great wow wow good for that who's
that with that kid
anthony very good really good i like it distorted matt damon what do you think
i like him but he seems
aggressive all right that's good perfect you read that that's good honestly
please take notes next
to it that says i i like but aggressive actually rename it rename the file anthony
in parentheses
i like but aggressive i need to have her quotes on the files i like but
aggressive and then what
did you say about let's mark for first guy peter what did you think about the
first guy again what
was your instinct with him he's funny he's funny great that's all we need to
say he's funny and
savannah number two the girl that we just had what do we say about her i like
her i shouted i like her
i and right please write i shouted i like her very good well dude so far we got
three good candidates
and a guy who ruined his phone keep it going keep it going keep it going i'll
tell you why though
that guy's good he didn't really ruin the phone no he cut early yeah right so
they made a sound
effect later i think it was great yeah it was really very smart okay all right
here we go another lady
bad friends it's gianna from texas for like the third time oh yeah we know her
masks orangutan tips
i'll definitely um love to be a temporary rudy for you guys until you find the
rudy that you love
have someone on that will make you she's you know what's great about her about
her that's very like
perfect for us because she doesn't give a fuck i love how how little she gives
it doesn't yeah she's
just she was too she's like running errands what do you say about her she's
very warm i like her
presence okay she also um very warm i like her presence for somebody to look
there i look at their
own breasts and go yeah they're orangutan that's what she said to us on the
call she's like i got a
orangutan tits that's cool she's the yeah yeah i like her very much i don't
even know what orangutan
tits look like sure you do i know here's uh nathan i'm auditioning for rudy on
the bad guys podcast
perfect perfect perfect a good uh replacement you know like i'm filipino i like
knives i like anime as
well i'm not quiet though so if you want okay you're
give me a call well i get it and i like it yeah what do you say rude he's very
honest
he's very honest very honest man you're so descriptive yeah i mean she should
work for like a
company that like describes things on like for you know i mean like on food
does descriptions
yeah yeah yeah for advertising an advertisement imagine if she worked at an
advertising agency
and they were like rudy how's that drink and she's like it's warm and i like
liquid
perfect well you're in all right let's get another woman let's get another lady
is there another lady
i think ladies would work because here's the problem you and i you're very
alpha male-y correct
yeah you know i mean i can be i'm a cross between both you're i can be innocent
and like being the
victim but i can also be no yes i'm sorry i do a victim thing no the best you're
the best yeah i'm
very victim like oh poor me this and that but then i can also go real alpha
male and attack and
mean and be aggressive mean right 100 so i'm between so we're both you know we
need somebody
female energy she works is because she has none of that
all right this is uh who is this this is billy all right let's see billy hi uh
this is my audition
for the i want to be rudy thing that you posted um i'm not sure how these go or
what you're supposed
to say in them i'm not an actress or anything but my name is billy and um i'm
half colombian i was
born in venezuela though i grew up in indonesia i don't know what you're
supposed to talk about in
these things um yeah i love the show i started watching it probably about six
months ago or something
like that and only recently heard about bobby lee and andrew santino probably
about a year and a half
ago or something okay i just love the show i think it's great and i'd love to
be a part of it and um
yeah i don't know what else to talk about but if you uh need any more
information you can get in touch
with me uh yeah you know what you know what i'm gonna say what the only person
that would match her
innocence so far has been that girl she's so far the best so innocent so sweet
and normal sincere
and authentic and she can tell that she's a little scared and a little scared
she doesn't really know
what's going on i really like her a lot honestly what do you think she's the
best rudy likes her
so much she's the best she's the best yeah something about her was so honestly
and innocent and like
she honestly she was like i don't know i don't i think she and i think in the
middle of the filming
she was like i don't even know if i want to do this right that's kind of why
yeah i don't know how
she i like i don't know how this goes yeah that's great i mean billy you're you're
in the front
according to rude rude rude she's number one right now number one any more
women any more girls how
many more women jasmine let's just look at the women sure okay um okay all
right already the look is
there i mean what about okay hi andrew hi bobby hi rudy and everybody at bad
friends okay before
i begin my audition tape i actually wanted to take the time and tell you guys
that i did create
a jingle this was a couple weeks ago um for bad friends it's not perfect yet
but i do want to just
you know sing it for you guys and i hope that you guys oh cool hey everybody
thanks for listening we
like being funny and laughing all the way here we got andrew and tito bobby don't
forget about jules
she's quiet but naughty but anyways we'll see you next week thank you for being
a bad friend
wow um but anyways my name is jasmine and i am 27 years old and i am from new
jersey i don't currently
live in california but it's always been a dream of mine to live in la just
because i've always wanted
to work in the entertainment space um preferably in music but you know anything
along those lines just so
i could work my way up you know and learn about the industry the backbone you
know everything that goes with
it um i do have two degrees um i have a bachelor's and a master's in
communications i learned everything
with marketing social media broadcasting and public relations i am a freelance
social media manager
i want to go to the end i want to go to the end okay we're going to no no no no
no no no just no go
just play it all the way through i want to listen to the whole thing okay hope
to hear from you guys
bye bye bye bye
she's sweet first of all number one first of all first of all the song was
amazing dope right
that was dope she's a go-getter big time she wants it go get her she does
um i feel like someone like this honestly is not a rudy but also is very like
she's someone that could
be on the bad friends team i don't know she could replace some other people i
know you're talking
about fans some other people fancy yeah honestly i want you to sing kind of
what she said so you
know as close as you can okay you are funny and tito andrew not so fun i like
working at bad friends
a lot it's good enough the lyrics are great the lyrics are how many how many do
we have left one
more girl right we have one more girl yeah the lyrics are great by the way i
love that whatever
that is that's a tapestry of some history hi hi hi bobby santino fancy b rudy jules
and the one that
shall not be named that's right my name is mia seals and i'm 22 years old i
just graduated with an art
degree get closer to the mic i think this is good okay although i do not eat
four encrustables a day
i do like attack on titan
it's like it's going to prison no but that's a uh the thing is is that i'm a
young female
i can do the job oh she's cool she's good i like her she's cool because you can
tell she's a fan
what do you say because we talked about slating one yeah she's slated right
right what did you what
do you say rude i feel like she's the top two okay top two write it down i feel
like she's a top two
two by the way we didn't we didn't even have rudy comment uh and i apologize
about jasmine what did
we say about jasmine again what did we say about her she's very sweet but her
speech was very long
write that down very sweet but very long
so would you say um is there any guys looking worth looking at have you seen
the videos right
he's there a guy that's worth looking at and they're all worth looking at
obviously well
there's just too many is what you mean oh boy oh already know well i already
already know all right
okay
that's a great video dude dude dude can we give that guy a gig whatever it is
we're gonna get him
something that's so good that's all he did that's all he did play that again
that's so good dude that
guy knocked it out of the park it's simple less is more
tito bobby yes bro i gotta tell you what do you think he's funny he's funny
thanks jules oh my god
today is there another one he's funny honestly he's really good david really
good joseph okay here's
joseph every time i now i read a name i just do it with a philip joseph teacher
bobby
article said you can't go out because it called it you know it's raining can't
go to starbucks but you know
go close close to the mic uh uh i like anime um because they got cute eyes and
they're petite
but but tito tito bobby ah oh come on man buddy don't iiwan yung bad friend
no come on don't don't leave bad friends oh you're filipino you can you can do
anything like you
you know you can do it do you understand his language yeah what'd he say he
just said um
it's bad friends don't leave and it's to bobby he's funny tito andri is funny
what was the last part
was uh come on he said putangina mother oh wait putani ma putani ma putang ina
putang ina putang ina i'm
saying it good right putangina make it faster putangina putangina putangina putangina
yeah like that
so

Rudy Reacts to The New Rudy Auditions | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

the bad friends so let's let's see some of the let's see the videos videos and
i'm gonna temper
my expectations on but you're because they're replacing you yeah get in we
bought her a
mic arm and it goes right to your face it's sleepy listen jules yes you have to
vote you
have to figure out you have to write yeah she has to vote this person's
replacing so pay attention
so pay attention all right here we go hi judo bobby hi judo andrew and of
course the rest of
the bad friends crew andres rudy of course included in the other guy i'm not
going to mention
because why the fuck would i okay check okay props well anyway this is not
really on addition but more
of a plea to allow me to replace rudy on the bad friends podcast interesting i
think i'd be a
wonderful addition i'm very frail look at this wrist right i do like skinny frail
people that's funny
pound over 90. um also i have an indent in my chest so that kind of makes me a
freak like
both tito bobby and tito andrew cool cool andrew of course who's a ginger and
tito bobby who
that's you kissing my ball yeah you know but uh oh my name's peter i forgot to
say that oh yuck we
already got one open with one i'll do anything bobby i'll suck your little
dumpling okay i like this guy
i like him all right well we okay we can't say anything you you're sorry you
have to this is on
you so that's one all right let's get uh well your opinion so far oh yeah he
was funny okay thanks for
that in-depth interview oh my god it's like it's honestly it's like pulling molars
yeah it's so hard
to get anything out of her sometimes you should do a ted talk yeah what's the
kind of information here
we go wait let's oh wait one second though one second yeah honestly if he's
interviewing for you
you're the ceo of rudy enterprise this guy comes in for a job he just
interviewed what do you say
um it's good to know you you were really funny we can't replace her no no no
this is insane yeah
because never gonna work he wouldn't even answer it that way i know that's like
a clever that's her
own brand you know what i mean less is more less is more less is more with her
yeah yeah all right
let's see this girl with too many air conditioning units behind her let's go
hey i'm savannah i'm 20
years old i know that i'm a white girl but i'm also gay so i think that even
seems okay we do okay
i'm actually being held hostage by the entire state of utah mormons may seem
nice but they're really
scary especially when you're gay anyway my brother told me to apply because
apparently i am the worst
friend on the entire planet
in conclusion i think that i would be a great contender for a bad friend yeah
because i'm short
fat and korean and i sleep in until three of you
she's the shit yeah i like her oh sorry i shouldn't we're voicing our opinion
no i like her
she's awesome okay so but and she by the way she has connives in the background
which i love look at the
the knife connection yeah put her so for the ones that we really like why don't
we put them aside
or mark them or something savannah is her name yeah she's great and by the way
a white gay woman
on here that'd be great that'd be great yeah but she's missing the innocence we
know she's in utah
she's been held captive about her that's kind of like almost as if that's irreplaceable
no we can maybe find it well we'd have to buy another filipino off the internet
what are they running for 559.95 what are they get your get your own custom filipino
today 49.99
two easy payments plus shipping and handling we would by the way we wouldn't
pay for the uh upgraded
shipping for that would we we would just get the the regular the boat all right
uh who else is on
there i think that i think a girl girls are preferable to replace this fun a
girl we don't need
another dude oh a little all right look at this guy all right look at this guy
cute hi bad friends
my name is anthony i'm 19 and i have what it takes to be the next rudy i live
in la i live in wisconsin
i don't live in la i have a lot of mental trauma and i i love you guys and i
have a lot of traits that
two men would want in a woman andrew santino you totally forgot that you had a
show in wisconsin
last week you said oh i've got shows in salt lake city and boston but i forgot
the other one and that
was wisconsin unfortunately so i got my tickets refunded because you do not
care about your
fans and now you guys are going in a microwave
all right goodbye
they ruined his phone just for the bit that's great wow wow good for that who's
that with that kid
anthony very good really good i like it distorted matt damon what do you think
i like him but he seems
aggressive all right that's good perfect you read that that's good honestly
please take notes next
to it that says i i like but aggressive actually rename it rename the file anthony
in parentheses
i like but aggressive i need to have her quotes on the files i like but
aggressive and then what
did you say about let's mark for first guy peter what did you think about the
first guy again what
was your instinct with him he's funny he's funny great that's all we need to
say he's funny and
savannah number two the girl that we just had what do we say about her i like
her i shouted i like her
i and right please write i shouted i like her very good well dude so far we got
three good candidates
and a guy who ruined his phone keep it going keep it going keep it going i'll
tell you why though
that guy's good he didn't really ruin the phone no he cut early yeah right so
they made a sound
effect later i think it was great yeah it was really very smart okay all right
here we go another lady
bad friends it's gianna from texas for like the third time oh yeah we know her
masks orangutan tips
i'll definitely um love to be a temporary rudy for you guys until you find the
rudy that you love
have someone on that will make you she's you know what's great about her about
her that's very like
perfect for us because she doesn't give a fuck i love how how little she gives
it doesn't yeah she's
just she was too she's like running errands what do you say about her she's
very warm i like her
presence okay she also um very warm i like her presence for somebody to look
there i look at their
own breasts and go yeah they're orangutan that's what she said to us on the
call she's like i got a
orangutan tits that's cool she's the yeah yeah i like her very much i don't
even know what orangutan
tits look like sure you do i know here's uh nathan i'm auditioning for rudy on
the bad guys podcast
perfect perfect perfect a good uh replacement you know like i'm filipino i like
knives i like anime as
well i'm not quiet though so if you want okay you're
give me a call well i get it and i like it yeah what do you say rude he's very
honest
he's very honest very honest man you're so descriptive yeah i mean she should
work for like a
company that like describes things on like for you know i mean like on food
does descriptions
yeah yeah yeah for advertising an advertisement imagine if she worked at an
advertising agency
and they were like rudy how's that drink and she's like it's warm and i like
liquid
perfect well you're in all right let's get another woman let's get another lady
is there another lady
i think ladies would work because here's the problem you and i you're very
alpha male-y correct
yeah you know i mean i can be i'm a cross between both you're i can be innocent
and like being the
victim but i can also be no yes i'm sorry i do a victim thing no the best you're
the best yeah i'm
very victim like oh poor me this and that but then i can also go real alpha
male and attack and
mean and be aggressive mean right 100 so i'm between so we're both you know we
need somebody
female energy she works is because she has none of that
all right this is uh who is this this is billy all right let's see billy hi uh
this is my audition
for the i want to be rudy thing that you posted um i'm not sure how these go or
what you're supposed
to say in them i'm not an actress or anything but my name is billy and um i'm
half colombian i was
born in venezuela though i grew up in indonesia i don't know what you're
supposed to talk about in
these things um yeah i love the show i started watching it probably about six
months ago or something
like that and only recently heard about bobby lee and andrew santino probably
about a year and a half
ago or something okay i just love the show i think it's great and i'd love to
be a part of it and um
yeah i don't know what else to talk about but if you uh need any more
information you can get in touch
with me uh yeah you know what you know what i'm gonna say what the only person
that would match her
innocence so far has been that girl she's so far the best so innocent so sweet
and normal sincere
and authentic and she can tell that she's a little scared and a little scared
she doesn't really know
what's going on i really like her a lot honestly what do you think she's the
best rudy likes her
so much she's the best she's the best yeah something about her was so honestly
and innocent and like
she honestly she was like i don't know i don't i think she and i think in the
middle of the filming
she was like i don't even know if i want to do this right that's kind of why
yeah i don't know how
she i like i don't know how this goes yeah that's great i mean billy you're you're
in the front
according to rude rude rude she's number one right now number one any more
women any more girls how
many more women jasmine let's just look at the women sure okay um okay all
right already the look is
there i mean what about okay hi andrew hi bobby hi rudy and everybody at bad
friends okay before
i begin my audition tape i actually wanted to take the time and tell you guys
that i did create
a jingle this was a couple weeks ago um for bad friends it's not perfect yet
but i do want to just
you know sing it for you guys and i hope that you guys oh cool hey everybody
thanks for listening we
like being funny and laughing all the way here we got andrew and tito bobby don't
forget about jules
she's quiet but naughty but anyways we'll see you next week thank you for being
a bad friend
wow um but anyways my name is jasmine and i am 27 years old and i am from new
jersey i don't currently
live in california but it's always been a dream of mine to live in la just
because i've always wanted
to work in the entertainment space um preferably in music but you know anything
along those lines just so
i could work my way up you know and learn about the industry the backbone you
know everything that goes with
it um i do have two degrees um i have a bachelor's and a master's in
communications i learned everything
with marketing social media broadcasting and public relations i am a freelance
social media manager
i want to go to the end i want to go to the end okay we're going to no no no no
no no no just no go
just play it all the way through i want to listen to the whole thing okay hope
to hear from you guys
bye bye bye bye
she's sweet first of all number one first of all first of all the song was
amazing dope right
that was dope she's a go-getter big time she wants it go get her she does
um i feel like someone like this honestly is not a rudy but also is very like
she's someone that could
be on the bad friends team i don't know she could replace some other people i
know you're talking
about fans some other people fancy yeah honestly i want you to sing kind of
what she said so you
know as close as you can okay you are funny and tito andrew not so fun i like
working at bad friends
a lot it's good enough the lyrics are great the lyrics are how many how many do
we have left one
more girl right we have one more girl yeah the lyrics are great by the way i
love that whatever
that is that's a tapestry of some history hi hi hi bobby santino fancy b rudy jules
and the one that
shall not be named that's right my name is mia seals and i'm 22 years old i
just graduated with an art
degree get closer to the mic i think thi