Name: Bobby Lee Sets The Record Straight About The Andy Dick Bathroom Rumors | Bad Friends Clips
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we're bad friends ashley hamilton he used to do stand-up yeah does he still do
stand-up no bring
up his photo we know his son ashley hamilton ashley hamilton he used to show up
in like cool leather
jackets yeah yeah and um oh dude what happened to that guy what does he do now
is he a musician or
some shit yeah that's him there's actually this guy used to come to the comedy
store but how we
used to see him was i don't i don't i have a history with him oh bad yeah i
have some bad
history with him let's talk bad no no i can't i can't no okay but he
yeah let's hear it well i think he looks like sugar ray in that picture with a
tattoo with the look at
the third yeah look look at that photo what is that shirt that's actually do
you think he's handsome
no women oh she paused way too long well bring up the handsome photo back again
of the
look at this that one of the second photos yeah yeah that he that guy's not
handsome to you
he looks okay there i like the tattoos you like the tattoos
i think we're fine with her dating by the way i think we're gonna be fine yeah
yeah she um
so tattoo there was this one incident where jules
it happened at the laugh factory where um this is when eleanor kerrigan didn't
like me
why didn't she oh i know yeah right there was a whole history yeah i remember
i love her by the way and she was her and ashley hamilton were upstairs yeah
and apparently there
was like 50 comics around and they were telling everybody that i gave andy dick
a blow job well i
heard that i mean i've heard that i've heard a version of that i've heard a
version of that
not that you like finished or anything or enjoyed i didn't do it i've heard
that you did
i didn't blow any dick there i don't believe i don't believe it but i don't not
believe it how
about that as one of your closest friends we have to get to a point now yeah in
our relationship yes
where you you have to be more toward i don't believe it oh i don't believe it
yeah but i don't
not believe it that not believing it i don't right needs to be out okay like a
cancer somebody
says to me cut that out somebody says you're a good friend and you're a good
friend bobby lee
you love him i love you so much it's fine your family to me exactly they say
bobby sucked andy's
dick yeah and then i come here i say bobby somebody told me that you sucked andy
dick's dick i'll tell
you what happened and then you say to me no i didn't and a piece of me goes but
it sounds right
it just sound okay it should sound wrong it sounds it's i want it to sound
wrong to you and
that's where we need to be okay say prove it to me it's wrong i'm gonna tell
you what's wrong tell
me how it's wrong i'm working the door okay i don't know who andy dick is until
no
yeah i was a doorman in 1996
six eight okay yeah and this is when joe rogan was on a show called news radio
great show andy dick was
on the show yes okay so joe was in the or or whatever and some of the i think
phil hartman
came bunch of people came rest in peace and i was in the bathroom as a doorman
i'm wearing the comedy
store shirt sucking and no no sorry i'm sorry i'm jumping the shark so anyway
um i'm taking a piss
and i forgot to lock the door in comes andy dick in comes andy dick right then
he goes well well well
you know how he does right now in that bathroom right you have stare like right
in the back of it
there's these wind it's like a window with these like um slots yeah the slats
the slats the slats
windows right is that the face he made yeah he goes well well well right so
there's these stairs that go up
and i'm literally standing there andy walks in and i turn around and there's 15
faces
in the fucking slots right ready to see what you're about to do yeah yeah and i
go get dude i don't
know you man i gotta go to work i'm working the door right that's all that
happened that's all that
happened i don't like your face well no no it's rude no no no it's absolutely
rude there's a couple
of missing puzzle pieces here go ahead why are they looking in the window did
andy say i'm gonna
go in the bathroom and bobby's gonna suck my cock i don't know why well why
would they be looking in
the window no one ever looks in that window do you see how there's some do you
see how there's some
weird did you make a joke outside no no i think maybe people saw me walk in
they saw andy dick
walk in and they figured you guys are going to fuck each other no i'm just
trying to do it from
the viewer's perspective yeah it's it's you know if you ask andy i never blew
him in court
yeah he would in a court if i was you might be this might be found guilt i mean
there might not
be enough evidence actually can i be honest with you stop it no no no stop i'm
not gonna stop it
stop it no because you got me there you got me on the edge of course you didn't
suck andy dick's
dick i didn't suck his dick man okay all right i believe you all right
but people but people so eleanor years later so they're spreading ashley hamilton
are spreading
this rumor that i'm gay and i sucked andy dick's dick right and would help you
now by the way
career wise my career is great i know but that would be what a boost no wouldn't
what a boost
not a boost go ahead all right what you think let me say something by you
saying that do you think
even if secretly i did suck his dick that i would finally go yeah okay yeah i
was hoping
i wanted a little piece i want you to be like well i kissed it whatever jules
yeah do you think i
sucked andy dick's dick i think so
so anyway they're spreading around rumors which you're pissed off about i was
pissed off about it
because it's bullshit and that's my that was you and ash dog did you ever hash
it out with him
he was one of those guys where if i like if i was in a um if i was at greenblatt's
and i was with a
bunch of comics and he walked in i didn't say hello to him directly that he
would find that to be
disrespectful oh grow up i mean so then like two weeks later i'll go what's up
ashley he won't say
anything i'll go you have a problem he goes yeah because greenblatt's a couple
weeks ago you didn't
say hi to him you know he's that kind of guy oh yeah so i was what an unmemorable
thing he's a nice
guy though yeah but that really some people do that thing where they're like uh
you know who i
hadn't seen in a long time by the way you want to talk about good looking guys
lachlan patterson
came we were both doing uh who's that salt lake you know you don't know him he's
so funny dude
canadian comic moved here years ago and look at him i want to see his face lachlan
patterson he's
awesome lachlan that's him right there yeah love him he's so funny that guy so
when i used to
joke writer oh he's a brilliant joke when i first met him he looked like the
the the short-haired
headshot that you see yeah yeah and now that's what you what you just first
clicked on that's
who he is now yeah yeah he's so funny surfer fucking yeah he's such a cool dude
yeah he was
down there too and this guy do you think he's handsome yes yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah he's so
funny this guy i mean we even with short hair he was a good look you know what
short hair looks
like one of the property brothers a little bit no he looks like literally what
i want jesus
to look like with the long hair with the go back to long hair that is jesus
yeah yeah i have
risen but don't you want a little bit more tan no that's perfect a little bit
more tan whiter
actually you know what i mean like closer to who he is right closer to who he
should be that's what it
is so um if he rose like that um then you'd be i'd be like that's what jesus
generally kind of looks
like to me a little darker though what does jesus look like to you jules
big breath
i don't know long hair what color is the skin photos of jesus all right let's
go into that
what color let's judge jesus based on these photos well i can tell you which
one it's definitely not
that bottom left one yeah yeah yeah so the one my grandmother has all over her
house
yeah okay this is a good game which jesus does my grandmother have literally
all over her house
oh i already can tell go ahead the first one on the far left or can i give you
a second one no you
the far right let you guess two i was gonna say the right one the far top right
correct that's all
over my grandmother that very photo yeah is littered all literally jesus
literally did not look like that
yes that was him blow that picture up a little bit can you pinch and pinch and
zoom
so the jesus on the left is who they want you to believe an egyptian would look
like
right there yeah but that jesus right there to the right yeah that's what he
looks soft eyes he
looked like he might have played in a band in the 80s in the late 80s go to the
one to the left
yeah not that one the second one right here yeah i think that's the closest to
what jesus looks like
i don't know i don't know yeah yeah egyptians are fair-skinned like me i i
understand that
but go to the all right right that's andrew that's andy daily white i know that's
who jesus was he
wasn't andy daily white that's who jesus was no no no do you what color was jesus
do you know
like tan or a bit darker yeah exactly very dark he was maybe down to that right
yeah yeah yeah
obviously that's more close to what jesus looked like right there yeah yeah to
the left yeah egyptian
egyptian yeah he was egyptian yeah the idea though that they paint him like the
one that my
grandmother has is really strange like that's up that's what you see all the
time is jesus that
looks like matt rife you know what i mean yeah it's really strange yeah it's a
weird it's such a weird
and then holding the baby lamb that's what you see those photos all the time
yeah they're making a
last last temptation of not last between uh passion of the christ part two is
mel doing it yeah that's
awesome and um uh cavia was it jim caviezel really yeah this is after what
happened part two what
happened after would you the cave incident after he called that cop a dirty jew
or whatever no no after
is that the pr is that after passion of the christ at least now i know let me
let me see let me see if
i was jesus would i let you in oh my god dude no i mean because at the door i'd
be like bad friends
i'd be like yeah but that was just at my you know what yeah earthly project i
know but but that was
but it gave you meaning and fun and life and i'll just say wait go there's a
line you're gonna make
me wait in the line there's already a line you're in the front of the line i
know i just it took me
forever to get up here go off to the side bobby go off the side i gotta see who
else is coming in
bobby no no bobby i waited in the line i didn't even skip the line i could have
skipped the line and said
hi to you it doesn't matter dude i'm jesus i run the thing i understand but
good good security
all right so they put it to the side right get off of me yeah but you're not
going downstairs
you're making it you're not going downstairs all right you're not watch now
watch who else i let it
all right kevin spacey come on i would let you in but i would with you i know
you would right right
away what would you do or you'd put me in hell for like 15 minutes and then be
like come on
okay so would you let me in i'm jesus at the gates yeah all right you're with
rudy you guys
both show up well we'd have to have because the line is long so many people die
a day right hold on
so i'm jesus right so and you and rudy are together we had died in a car
accident 100 obviously right
because she was driving yeah she was doing yeah and well i think if that was
the case we if we were
in line i'd be like you know you didn't see the red light you guys are arguing
you're the one that's
driving no you're driving she's driving you're driving you don't want me to
drive because you
always say that i drive slow but you were driving fine and that's why we got an
accent because you
don't know the you're screaming so i got distracted well regardless because we're
we're dead now it's
your fault your fault hello my children hello tito ah jules a lovely spirit a
light come in thank you
hey hey i'm just gonna go with her then next you what next
you

Bobby Lee Sets The Record Straight About The Andy Dick Bathroom Rumors | Bad Friends Clips

we're bad friends ashley hamilton he used to do stand-up yeah does he still do
stand-up no bring
up his photo we know his son ashley hamilton ashley hamilton he used to show up
in like cool leather
jackets yeah yeah and um oh dude what happened to that guy what does he do now
is he a musician or
some shit yeah that's him there's actually this guy used to come to the comedy
store but how we
used to see him was i don't i don't i have a history with him oh bad yeah i
have some bad
history with him let's talk bad no no i can't i can't no okay but he
yeah let's hear it well i think he looks like sugar ray in that picture with a
tattoo with the look at
the third yeah look look at that photo what is that shirt that's actually do
you think he's handsome
no women oh she paused way too long well bring up the handsome photo back again
of the
look at this that one of the second photos yeah yeah that he that guy's not
handsome to you
he looks okay there i like the tattoos you like the tattoos
i think we're fine with her dating by the way i think we're gonna be fine yeah
yeah she um
so tattoo there was this one incident where jules
it happened at the laugh factory where um this is when eleanor kerrigan didn't
like me
why didn't she oh i know yeah right there was a whole history yeah i remember
i love her by the way and she was her and ashley hamilton were upstairs yeah
and apparently there
was like 50 comics around and they were telling everybody that i gave andy dick
a blow job well i
heard that i mean i've heard that i've heard a version of that i've heard a
version of that
not that you like finished or anything or enjoyed i didn't do it i've heard
that you did
i didn't blow any dick there i don't believe i don't believe it but i don't not
believe it how
about that as one of your closest friends we have to get to a point now yeah in
our relationship yes
where you you have to be more toward i don't believe it oh i don't believe it
yeah but i don't
not believe it that not believing it i don't right needs to be out okay like a
cancer somebody
says to me cut that out somebody says you're a good friend and you're a good
friend bobby lee
you love him i love you so much it's fine your family to me exactly they say
bobby sucked andy's
dick yeah and then i come here i say bobby somebody told me that you sucked andy
dick's dick i'll tell
you what happened and then you say to me no i didn't and a piece of me goes but
it sounds right
it just sound okay it should sound wrong it sounds it's i want it to sound
wrong to you and
that's where we need to be okay say prove it to me it's wrong i'm gonna tell
you what's wrong tell
me how it's wrong i'm working the door okay i don't know who andy dick is until
no
yeah i was a doorman in 1996
six eight okay yeah and this is when joe rogan was on a show called news radio
great show andy dick was
on the show yes okay so joe was in the or or whatever and some of the i think
phil hartman
came bunch of people came rest in peace and i was in the bathroom as a doorman
i'm wearing the comedy
store shirt sucking and no no sorry i'm sorry i'm jumping the shark so anyway
um i'm taking a piss
and i forgot to lock the door in comes andy dick in comes andy dick right then
he goes well well well
you know how he does right now in that bathroom right you have stare like right
in the back of it
there's these wind it's like a window with these like um slots yeah the slats
the slats the slats
windows right is that the face he made yeah he goes well well well right so
there's these stairs that go up
and i'm literally standing there andy walks in and i turn around and there's 15
faces
in the fucking slots right ready to see what you're about to do yeah yeah and i
go get dude i don't
know you man i gotta go to work i'm working the door right that's all that
happened that's all that
happened i don't like your face well no no it's rude no no no it's absolutely
rude there's a couple
of missing puzzle pieces here go ahead why are they looking in the window did
andy say i'm gonna
go in the bathroom and bobby's gonna suck my cock i don't know why well why
would they be looking in
the window no one ever looks in that window do you see how there's some do you
see how there's some
weird did you make a joke outside no no i think maybe people saw me walk in
they saw andy dick
walk in and they figured you guys are going to fuck each other no i'm just
trying to do it from
the viewer's perspective yeah it's it's you know if you ask andy i never blew
him in court
yeah he would in a court if i was you might be this might be found guilt i mean
there might not
be enough evidence actually can i be honest with you stop it no no no stop i'm
not gonna stop it
stop it no because you got me there you got me on the edge of course you didn't
suck andy dick's
dick i didn't suck his dick man okay all right i believe you all right
but people but people so eleanor years later so they're spreading ashley hamilton
are spreading
this rumor that i'm gay and i sucked andy dick's dick right and would help you
now by the way
career wise my career is great i know but that would be what a boost no wouldn't
what a boost
not a boost go ahead all right what you think let me say something by you
saying that do you think
even if secretly i did suck his dick that i would finally go yeah okay yeah i
was hoping
i wanted a little piece i want you to be like well i kissed it whatever jules
yeah do you think i
sucked andy dick's dick i think so
so anyway they're spreading around rumors which you're pissed off about i was
pissed off about it
because it's bullshit and that's my that was you and ash dog did you ever hash
it out with him
he was one of those guys where if i like if i was in a um if i was at greenblatt's
and i was with a
bunch of comics and he walked in i didn't say hello to him directly that he
would find that to be
disrespectful oh grow up i mean so then like two weeks later i'll go what's up
ashley he won't say
anything i'll go you have a problem he goes yeah because greenblatt's a couple
weeks ago you didn't
say hi to him you know he's that kind of guy oh yeah so i was what an unmemorable
thing he's a nice
guy though yeah but that really some people do that thing where they're like uh
you know who i
hadn't seen in a long time by the way you want to talk about good looking guys
lachlan patterson
came we were both doing uh who's that salt lake you know you don't know him he's
so funny dude
canadian comic moved here years ago and look at him i want to see his face lachlan
patterson he's
awesome lachlan that's him right there yeah love him he's so funny that guy so
when i used to
joke writer oh he's a brilliant joke when i first met him he looked like the
the the short-haired
headshot that you see yeah yeah and now that's what you what you just first
clicked on that's
who he is now yeah yeah he's so funny surfer fucking yeah he's such a cool dude
yeah he was
down there too and this guy do you think he's handsome yes yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah he's so
funny this guy i mean we even with short hair he was a good look you know what
short hair looks
like one of the property brothers a little bit no he looks like literally what
i want jesus
to look like with the long hair with the go back to long hair that is jesus
yeah yeah i have
risen but don't you want a little bit more tan no that's perfect a little bit
more tan whiter
actually you know what i mean like closer to who he is right closer to who he
should be that's what it
is so um if he rose like that um then you'd be i'd be like that's what jesus
generally kind of looks
like to me a little darker though what does jesus look like to you jules
big breath
i don't know long hair what color is the skin photos of jesus all right let's
go into that
what color let's judge jesus based on these photos well i can tell you which
one it's definitely not
that bottom left one yeah yeah yeah so the one my grandmother has all over her
house
yeah okay this is a good game which jesus does my grandmother have literally
all over her house
oh i already can tell go ahead the first one on the far left or can i give you
a second one no you
the far right let you guess two i was gonna say the right one the far top right
correct that's all
over my grandmother that very photo yeah is littered all literally jesus
literally did not look like that
yes that was him blow that picture up a little bit can you pinch and pinch and
zoom
so the jesus on the left is who they want you to believe an egyptian would look
like
right there yeah but that jesus right there to the right yeah that's what he
looks soft eyes he
looked like he might have played in a band in the 80s in the late 80s go to the
one to the left
yeah not that one the second one right here yeah i think that's the closest to
what jesus looks like
i don't know i don't know yeah yeah egyptians are fair-skinned like me i i
understand that
but go to the all right right that's andrew that's andy daily white i know that's
who jesus was he
wasn't andy daily white that's who jesus was no no no do you what color was jesus
do you know
like tan or a bit darker yeah exactly very dark he was maybe down to that right
yeah yeah yeah
obviously that's more close to what jesus looked like right there yeah yeah to
the left yeah egyptian
egyptian yeah he was egyptian yeah the idea though that they paint him like the
one that my
grandmother has is really strange like that's up that's what you see all the
time is jesus that
looks like matt rife you know what i mean yeah it's really strange yeah it's a
weird it's such a weird
and then holding the baby lamb that's what you see those photos all the time
yeah they're making a
last last temptation of not last between uh passion of the christ part two is
mel doing it yeah that's
awesome and um uh cavia was it jim caviezel really yeah this is after what
happened part two what
happened after would you the cave incident after he called that cop a dirty jew
or whatever no no after
is that the pr is that after passion of the christ at least now i know let me
let me see let me see if
i was jesus would i let you in oh my god dude no i mean because at the door i'd
be like bad friends
i'd be like yeah but that was just at my you know what yeah earthly project i
know but but that was
but it gave you meaning and fun and life and i'll just say wait go there's a
line you're gonna make
me wait in the line there's already a line you're in the front of the line i
know i just it took me
forever to get up here go off to the side bobby go off the side i gotta see who
else is coming in
bobby no no bobby i waited in the line i didn't even skip the line i could have
skipped the line and said
hi to you it doesn't matter dude i'm jesus i run the thing i understand but
good good security
all right so they put it to the side right get off of me yeah but you're not
going downstairs
you're making it you're not going downstairs all right you're not watch now
watch who else i let it
all right kevin spacey come on i would let you in but i would with you i know
you would right right
away what would you do or you'd put me in hell for like 15 minutes and then be
like come on
okay so would you let me in i'm jesus at the gates yeah all right you're with
rudy you guys
both show up well we'd have to have because the line is long so many people die
a day right hold on
so i'm jesus right so and you and rudy are together we had died in a car
accident 100 obviously right
because she was driving yeah she was doing yeah and well i think if that was
the case we if we were
in line i'd be like you know you didn't see the red light you guys are arguing
you're the one that's
driving no you're driving she's driving you're driving you don't want me to
drive because you
always say that i drive slow but you were driving fine and that's why we got an
accent because you
don't know the you're screaming so i got distracted well regardless because we're
we're dead now it's
your fau