Name: Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee on Comedy Legends That No-One Remembers | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee on Comedy Legends That No-One Remembers | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-09. Transcript available.

we're bad friends what's this so it's synchro de mayo what else hispanic movies
do you like
three amigos really good at movies such a good movie yeah really good i mean
granted the three
you ever see three amigos oh it's a classic you have to watch it is three white
guys which does
really it's a little weird yeah but you know who was in it that you don't you're
not aware but it
was a comedy store guy hold on let me guess you're not gonna guess it well no i'll
give you i'll give
you a paycheck you know this is my wife's favorite movie literally if you guess
the name okay
so it's a stand-up right he's a comedy store legend yeah right he was in the
movie okay and um was he
one of the mexican gangsters no don't you can't okay okay okay no guesses he
was mexican he still
is i hope i don't think he was i don't think he's mexican real life but he
played mexican in three
amigos yeah okay yeah yeah and he might be i don't we have to look it up later
but um he was in the
movie and i'll give you um all my proceeds that i make now seriously for this
episode and i'll give
it to you okay you're never gonna guess that's how i pulled up freddy soto no
he was fucking freddy
still was three years old when that fucking i know dude i know i don't know i
don't know who it was
his name but we got the first right name right freddy prince no his name was freddy
asparagus
shut up bobby freddy asparagus look it up freddy asparagus that's it that was
his state what's
his real name that's his name freddy asparagus that guy at the bar that's him
that's one of my
i love that guy that's freddy asparagus i fucking told you dude freddy asparagus
can i tell you
something about fred asparagus that scene i know is one of my he's like he was
so good you'll hear
you'll hear for the germans yeah that yeah that scene yeah freddy asparagus yep
he was a comedy
store guy oh yeah bro yeah was he funny we'll go freddy asparagus um comedy
store just see what
that happened but hold on one second that tequila scene by the way when they're
like yeah yeah that's
one of the best scenes of all yeah i can't you need to watch three amigos yeah
yeah that's okay it's
so it's so sad because there's a there's a whole group of like comics that you
know the comedy store
is known for um you know the famous people that came out of there sure but
there are a whole
um group of guys and girls that like almost made it that were like you know um
that nobody knows about
let me say that's the majority of people right yeah but they were all but they
were also mitzi's
favorites so they would get spots every night right right so there's like you
know freddy asparagus
then you have wild willie parsons i know who that was yeah and then you have um
um tomaya
out seek it's at suku would probably be one um there's a whole group and it's
kind of sad well
because they were like cult classic versus commercial classic films same kind
of thing like mitzi liked
quirky weird specific really unique comics but it doesn't mean they were gonna
have commercial success
but she also knew who was gonna blow up no but there was one who okay so there
was one if you ask
anybody from the 80s you ask jim carrey you ask anyone from that era right yeah
um howie mendel
whoever it might be you go rosenberg you go name me one person that back then
you thought was gonna
be the biggest star ever and you've never even heard of him his name was finnis
henderson finnis look that
up finnis henderson i think that's his name and what he and what happened did
he die that's him he looks like
dice in that top yeah that's finnis henderson he's a weird looking cat yeah
yeah so this guy right
apparently when he performed huh it was like standing out like he did you know
why huh because he
sang dance did impress he's saying dead impressions twist twirl right in a 15
minute spot yeah and then
people in the back would be like oh i gotta follow this guy because anyone that
does music and does the
dancing right right and he crushed it i heard is he not still around did he
pass away i don't know
i've never met him go to the go to the picture of him in the wife beater on the
down left third road
yeah so that's that's finished now and he can do your hedges and plant
for 13.99 yeah he looked this he looks like it's not going as well as it was
when you were talking about
yeah yeah but you know what's so weird he's like an extra in oz that's what he
doesn't he look like
you know what i mean yeah he has one line in oz yeah yeah oh dude or he's like
you know he's the
guy that he in a movie he's the convict right that's older he's that that that
cleaned up his act
and is teaching other kids yeah yeah i'm not doing that no more yeah he's that
guy what do you mean
finn you were the one that led this block right look at the vein um how about
this let's like
the head the guy that took that headshot uh can couldn't have said hey did you
take any photos
um where it didn't expose every vein in my neck actually i bet you he he wants
that as the look
yeah oh can you photoshop all the veins in my neck hey hey you're my
photographer i'm finn yeah this
is a regular photo tell tell me to give you some more vein well here's the
first shot ready yeah yeah
um no um if in yeah can i call you finn of course yeah yeah um can you um for
right before i shoot
don't breathe for like 15 seconds okay right and also just tense your body up
okay and then and then
okay lean your head back yes right yeah and just especially on your neck just
tense over there but
don't breathe as well is that good for photos you think it's great people love
it you're gonna work
all the time all right well give me the camera because i'll tell you right you
know what's big right now
rules um a lot of rules where um convicts need to shoot heroin through their
neck oh really yeah
there's a lot of parts that way okay heroin neck shooters all right yeah cam up
let's go all right
so anyway dude i'm ready you're breathing bring up the camera and let's go stop
breathing ready all right
one two three
that's what it is i hope finish is doing well by the way i hope you're doing
well i don't know where
you are i hope you're also look look at his lips right work done work done work
done look at that
and how about this can i say this too yeah whoever did the headshot right or
his makeup right could he
have said hey um do you guys have anything a moisturizer for my lips or lip no
chopstick nothing
we don't we don't okay just go because it's really we're in the desert right
now i don't know why i
don't know why we're shooting the desert but holy dude put something on there
or finn finn i hope you're
doing well whoever if you so he used to be the crusher he was a crusher well
you know maybe he's still
doing great and he's doing his own thing and he's doing his own way i have one
more name for you
i wonder why these stories don't want beaumont green beaumont bacon beaumont
bacon yeah just
stop for a second why did everybody have names like this beaumont bacon dude
right beaumont bacon
was a japanese guy no beaumont bacon was a woman really yeah that's her right
that's her right there
that's beaumont bacon there's beaumont bacon i love beaumont bacon so beaumont
bacon was in the
movie jerry mcguire she had one line wait you're not gonna remember i used to
jerk off to that movie
what opening scene he's having sex with her in his in his don't you remember
the opening
i used to jerk off to reanimator you know what reanimator is no reanimator was
a horror movie
reanimator yeah reanimator did you like that movie yeah it's a b movie yeah it's
called reanimator oh
dude all right so there's a scene where i think she had her tits out that's hot
right so i would pause
the vcr right because yeah back then when you're in high school we had vcrs you
can't have porn you
can't find it can't find it i don't have a car i can go nowhere right i have to
pause the head so you
have to get what you get right right so she she was like and there was where tits
right yeah and i
would pause perfectly right and i would look to see if my parents were like
sleeping and i would just
jerk off frantically yeah and then i would feel you know that feeling yeah of
you when you after you
shame unload shame it's like a hole in your gut yep and you can feel the wind
blowing through it
it's so empty yeah you feel like you feel you feel like the saddest boy in the
world yeah and then
meanwhile you're just sitting there after you're not and you have like come on
your hand little
teenage come yeah it's it's very sticky viscous viscous viscous viscous yeah
and you're just like
and you start wiping it on your shirt or whatever right and there's just a
sadness there you call
your dog you come here come here puncho don't have a dog no dog no you grab a
couple of socks yeah
that reanimator uh the the headless tit thing look dude we all had to do i don't
think she was headless
though i don't know i don't think she was just someone was headless in the
scene i don't think she was i
think that we as somebody was headless i mean i used to do it to scramble you
know scramble television
you know scramble porn channels yeah yeah and then you'd get like uh and you're
like oh hold on to
that noise you hear one more and you'd see maybe a little half tit that would
fade in and sap away
we had to jerk off to imagination i masturbated to medical books what like from
health class or
something yeah where there was like a uterus from like a bird's eye view you
know a drawing of a woman's
body yeah right half of it's like inside it's open all of her insides you know
what i mean right
her lungs where the ribs are right and the other half right so i would just
close one
Thank you.