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We're bad friends.
Look, she's yawning again.
I know.
You need anger management classes.
Sure.
Yeah, see what I'm saying?
Here we go.
You're there.
It's right here.
It's pouring out.
You're going to cry.
You're going to cry, Rage.
I wish I could cry.
Yeah, yeah.
I haven't cried.
When was the last time you cried, Rudy?
Last night.
Yeah, she cried all the time.
Why did you cry?
A movie.
What movie did you see?
What movie?
Mortal Kombat.
No, Sub-Zero, no!
What did you cry for?
It was a love story.
A Walk to Remember.
Oh, I love A Walk to Remember.
Did you see it?
Yes.
Have you seen this movie?
Are you kidding me?
No.
What a cute movie.
What?
It was good?
It's really sweet.
Oh, pass.
I pass.
It's Mandy Moore.
It's Mandy Moore.
And what's the guy's name?
What a movie.
A Walk to Remember.
Do you even know what it's about?
I don't like love stories.
This is beautiful.
Mandy Moore.
And what's his name?
Shane West?
Shane West.
So Mandy Moore.
Oh, my God, please.
Mandy Moore is paralyzed.
From the what?
Huh?
From the neck down.
Why is it always the neck down?
Why can't it be from the ears down?
Well, because you can still feel your ears usually.
Because this is two separate...
Oh, it is?
I'm not a doctor.
So Mandy Moore, this movie, gets in a tragic car accident right after high
school.
This is her high school boyfriend, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She gets paralyzed from the neck down.
Is this true?
Yeah.
Okay.
She gets paralyzed from the neck down, Mandy Moore.
Okay?
Yeah.
Everyone goes off to college and does their thing.
Meanwhile, you know, she's totally bugged out in a wheelchair.
She's Stephen Hawking, basically.
Okay?
And everyone goes off to college.
Now, this guy moves back into town because his mom is sick, right?
So he comes back into town.
Years later.
Years later.
Years down the road.
Like how many years?
I think it's like five.
What is it?
Five or six years?
Five or six years, he moves back into town.
Comes back into this small little town.
Yeah.
Okay?
In Tennessee.
Yeah.
And he comes back and sees old Mandy and...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay?
Yeah.
And they form a love connection because of the loss of his mother and that
Mandy herself
had lost her mother as well in the car accident.
Okay?
So then what happens?
This is insane.
You're not going to believe this.
You're not going to believe this.
He gets her to walk.
He actually gets her to walk.
How?
He creates a psych...
He's a...
He's a...
Why are you laughing?
Nothing.
It's just he knows the details.
I did love this movie.
Oh, you...
So he's...
I feel like he's making it up.
No.
He's not.
This is the movie.
Yeah.
It doesn't seem real to me.
He's an engine...
It doesn't...
Because I'm saying...
He comes back.
He falls in love with this girl.
He's an engineer, right?
He was an aerospace engineer, right?
He comes back.
He builds her a contraption to get her out of the chair.
And it physically makes her walk on the beach for the first time.
Let me just be honest.
So it's a walk to...
And she's physically walking on the beach together.
Can I ask you a question?
It's the most beautiful movie I've ever seen.
Can I ask you a question?
What?
Let's suppose...
I've never seen this movie.
But I want to see it.
You've never seen it?
No.
Yeah.
So you were lying?
Yeah, yeah.
That's a great...
But imagine her on the beach walking and he's machine operating a walk to
remember.
That was really good.
That was really good.
So you never saw it?
No, I have no idea what that movie is.
I have no idea.
What is it about, Roots?
Yeah.
The girl has a sickness.
Cold told you.
You knew that?
Did you know that?
These movies are all the same, Poppy.
Yeah, yeah.
These are written in a format.
Andres knows what this is because he went to film school with the guy that
probably wrote
it.
These guys all write the same movie.
She's sick or he's sick and there's a family and there's a love connection and
there's
a guy that comes in the middle of it or someone else or her brother doesn't
like him.
These movies are...
There's a billion of them.
They're Hallmark.
You ever seen Hallmark films?
Yeah.
There's a Hallmark film.
The guy goes...
There's a girl in the big city and she moves back to small town or vice versa.
And it's like, oh, what's going on?
Big, hot, hot, big city, hot shot.
It's all the same.
And then they find out that all they need is love and you don't need money or
work and
whatever.
And look at that.
When Landon Shane West decides he wants to make his activity serious, he asked
Jamie,
Mandy Moore to help and begins to spend most of the time with her.
And we start to develop strong feelings for the two started relationship with
the heartbreaking
secret becomes known that puts their relationship to the test, which is, of
course, she's
sick.
She's going to die.
Yada, yada.
This is the same as a fucking what's the Macaulay Culkin movie with the bees
when stung by the bees.
My girl.
Killer bees.
My girl.
My girl.