Name: Attractive Guys Have Options | Bad Friends Clips w/ Bobby Lee and Erik Griffin
Uploaded: 2021-05-26T02:00:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Attractive Guys Have Options | Bad Friends Clips w/ Bobby Lee and Erik Griffin' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Attractive Guys Have Options | Bad Friends Clips w/ Bobby Lee and Erik Griffin' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-26. Transcript available.

we're bad friends i feel uncomfortable talking about vaginas and pubic hair but
i have to say
something okay it's i i met i once met a girl um who you know i'm going to say
that my penis
isn't a fresh product let's just say that and it isn't the prettiest thing to
see right so
i'm just going to preface that you know first the second thing i want to say is
one time i met a girl
and she had one of those um vaginas that came out oh
yeah i know you know what i'm saying where it was just kind of like a swollen
cauliflower you know
what i mean yeah yeah i mean or like you know jersey mike's roast beef
right not the freshest yeah right but she had a lot of hair right so it looked
like you know
fungi growing in a forest yeah you know i mean it was just like you could see
the shrubbery
and then you just saw this thing pop up that looked like like a little mushroom
yeah right
and then like i didn't know where it began or where it ended right i didn't
know what to do right
it was like a mystery yeah you know i mean but you obviously i'm a man i still
like it right
you know i mean it's like you're having you know something that you haven't
eaten before right
so i went in yeah it's like going to like a like a fancy restaurant right right
right you you know
and the chef comes out you know today
i think i don't like talking about women like that because you know we live in
a different
world now we're not we're not talking are you thinking what is this
inappropriate
i don't i don't think so what do you mean you don't think so you're not really
like insulting
yeah yeah we're just nothing it's a different varieties it's different
varieties it also happened
so you know but but you know there are people who are like oh i don't ever want
to see hair
i have buddies like that yeah i'm not like that yeah i'm not like that you know
what it is you know
you know what the guys that say that yeah they're way more attractive than us
okay attractive guys can say shit like i don't like when chicks have like fake
boobs or they go
i don't like attractive guys can say that because they got options my shit is
like rich guys people
eating yeah exactly it's like you know let's say you and i eat at 7-eleven yeah
because it's all we
can afford yeah we're down and a rich guy would be like i would never eat that
right yeah and it's
like you haven't had it it's really good right exactly yeah but i go to you
know i mean this is
that's the same kind of thing hot guys always have these like they always like
oh yeah i don't i had
a guy tell me he said if i date a blonde the next one she can't be a blonde she
gotta be something
else i was like my shit is like is she breathing
yeah me too you know what i mean yeah me too because i'm always breathing i'm
always in shock
any kind of attention you know oh it's it's i think that's why you and i i can't
relate to andrew in
because he's he's one of those guys that like and i've seen that i've seen
other male comics like
this i was i i think i could say this um i was walking down the street with one
time chris d'elea
okay and we were gonna go see avengers right yeah i think avengers 2 and we're
and we're going to
we're in new york we're we're like i don't know what street we're on and we're
late so we're just
chris was mad it's like come on dude that i woke up late you know i mean let's
go we're missing it
right and as we're walking this beautiful supermodel i'm not kidding you came
out of nowhere
she just came out of nowhere and she approaches chris she's walking this way
and we're walking this way
and look she looked like she had been crying right so as she stops us and she
goes looks at chris she
it was almost as if chris d'elea was holding a teddy bear that's what i was
that's what she looked at me like it was some present for some child like i
wasn't even human
so you were like make a wish right and your dream was to hang out with him
right right that's what
it was she was like she might as well just tap me in the head hello little you
know little thing
right she looks at him and goes i don't know you my boyfriend just dumped me i've
never done this
before do you want to make out right now and d'elea looks at me and goes have
fun at the movie
and they just walk away right and now i'm in the theater now i'm in the theater
with popcorn popcorn
right you know i mean just because that's that'll never happen for me yeah man
i know exactly what
you're saying it's just it's just it's a different world it's a different world
that good looking guys
even my people