Name: Why Bobby Lee Doesn't Think He Is Still Friends With Erik Griffin | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2021-05-26T16:30:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Bobby Lee Doesn't Think He Is Still Friends With Erik Griffin | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Bobby Lee Doesn't Think He Is Still Friends With Erik Griffin | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-26. Transcript available.

you know what i wanted to do i wanted to come here one time and do like and
call it no friends
are we i mean let's let's let's and i would be here like no one's there and it's
just me being
no one's there be no friends you know like we almost called our podcast riffing
without griffin
which is by the way hilarious i laughed so hard when i saw that if we would
have called it that
would you have been angry well first of all you wouldn't have called it i know
but because your
ego wouldn't have allowed to just have griffin in the name without you yeah but
it would have been i
think it would have been hurtful no at the time though at i'm okay my tone my
tone i get at the
time though right you i had promised you because remember you and i went to atc
i know brother we
drove to atc before andrew was even in the mix i understand we met with al
magical can i tell you
something this is the only reason why i was upset that was it it was because
you weren't up front
with me we already went over this but i'm just saying all these things i keep
hearing about this
is like i am not i you guys are still my friends you think i don't i'm mad at
you or something like
that no i don't care um like i don't really care but my point i know but here's
what i want to i
want to get to the point of uh-huh right um and that's and that was my honest
thing um i want to
just get to the point i want to be my energies i want to get to the point where
um i don't think
that none of us are real friends why would you say that let me just think let's
let's go down
this path for a second please please because at the here's you know first
define how about this
before you're going on this path yeah define what a friend is to you a friend
is what i feel toward
kalilah oh no no no no no no no i'm sorry sorry no no no not just no aside from
the sexual you know
i mean energy and and the and and the stuff right just in terms of like um uh i
trust her with my
money okay i trust her with um if i tell her a secret i i just know that she'll
keep it uh-huh
i trust her with just certain things that i would trust my brother with you
know it's just like this
deeper okay but how did you get understanding because um we just i don't know
how we got there
we just did time that i've known you for fucking over longer i understand that
so you're the only
person on on the other side of this that thinks the way you think no i i
because listen to this point
of view though real quick i'm listening now now i just wanted to hear what you
thought a friend
of us so now i get it so it's like so so before okay so you know we live our
regular we were born
you were born right and i was hatched is that what you want me to say or
arrived from from you
know what i mean there was a beam of light you know from you act like you're
like a normal korean
looking i am very normal what are you talking about dude if you didn't know me
right and you put
my face next to 50 other korean dudes you'd be like oh yeah no you look like
like uh remember
how the cabbage patch dolls looked remember how like they had like a really fat
head and like a
like the body you look like that it's like a compact version of it's more of a
garbage pale kid
yeah yeah yeah steve looks more like a korean like he whatever what do i look
like then whatever gene got
to you go ahead be mean i'm not being mean what do i look like what do i look
like tell me what i look
like i'm just saying we both came from the same planet okay so don't act like
you're all cute
all right thank you go ahead all right so um you look like i don't know i've
already heard on like
radio shows and whatever because people are sending me clips of you talking
about me
for no reason okay i apologize do you i do okay now go on with my please tell
me why you think we're not
friends no we are friends no no no no you just said we weren't you said we're
not really friends
i'm going internal guys okay can i go internal go ahead right so um i was
thinking about this it's
like you know you're born you know you you grew up in you know a town you did
right yeah okay and
and um do you think i was like in a colony or some kind of thing i don't know
where you're from man i
don't know anything about you from la all right so you're from la yeah the city
yeah okay thank you
so um and then you you know you have your neighborhood for you you you have to
become friends
with the people that are in your environment right not necessarily but that's
where you start in the
day in we'd have no internet or anything so yeah right so you you go to school
and you see i don't
know how many people were in your class but i had like 300 people in my class
you started a neighborhood
right your neighborhood first yeah yeah right right like i had a buddy across
the street marius yeah
my buddy and you have like oliver that lives you know i mean two streets yeah
right right exactly
frank and then like frank is into like you know i mean he he eats tree bark so
you're like oh but
frank but oliver seems normal so then you just forced yeah yeah yeah to be
friends with oliver
right because there's no one else there's no one else right you don't want to
walk two or three
blocks your parents wouldn't even let you they wouldn't let you just stuck with
like whoever's living
there right and then you go to school i had about 300 people in my class and
then you have this this
is basically you know i mean a pool of people yeah and you go which one those
are your facebook friends
they're right there but because and then you get older you move out and the
world opens up right and
then the internet obviously and then all of a sudden you know you have then you
then you follow then you
discover the thing that you're going to do for the rest of your life okay you
know i mean is stand up
okay right for you uh-huh and then all of a sudden you know you're amongst a
smaller group of people
like you're back in school and then you're picking amongst like you know if i've
met like at the
comments how many regulars do you think we have i don't know let's say 200
right paid regulars oof
okay you know some of them don't get spots there's probably a thousand yeah wow
that's actually a good
question to think about yeah i think that there's a regular at the comedy store
it's like you know
almost like a u.s president there's not that many i know but there's also like
what are you googling
they're not going to have that listed they're going to have that listed man
well they might look at that paid regulars comedy store maybe they're maybe
there there's a list i've
never thought to even look at this paid regulars oh there you go oh there is a
list wow oh my god
what a stupid way to do the list yeah yeah yeah this is just all the way down
all the way down
all right so that looks like about a thousand just count down and across
that looks about a thousand names could be right yeah but i see like lenny schultz
never seen him
yeah yeah there's a lot of people on there if i'm not on there i'm gonna i just
see i see your name
right there bobby lee jody miller okay okay yeah karen haber bobby yeah but you
got like look at the
list harry basil yeah you know who he is yeah yeah harry yeah i love harry yeah
yeah but harry
once the last i've never seen him he's a club owner now yeah yeah and then you
have melrose larry green
don't know who that is you have kelly rogers have you heard of her the fat
doctor maybe we both
need to go to that guy that's you i knew it you see what i'm saying you see him
i was gonna count
down i saw that and i was like let me see how fast he was so quick it was like
look out i said i didn't
even get to finish fat he was like that's you unbelievable that's what they
call you you don't
know that oh bobby they call you the fat doctor okay okay anyway um all right
take that off please
spanky hayes yeah charlie hill yeah so most of these people we don't even know
you know spanking
hayes no oh i love spanky hayes all right spanky hayes is um a little i'm not
being i'm being real
spanky hayes is this little black kid he's my height shaved head fat same body
type right
and him and i back in that we were open micers together and him and i wrote a
movie
back then it's called it was called war babies
war babies yeah so basically we're brothers but we like how did you betray him
did you do the movie
instead with like a white guy
whoo
you know when you left you look like you have no fun here we go
it's because i need a mustache on this lip i think that's what it is that's
what's
up yeah my lip is please grow your facial hair i'm doing it it's going it's
coming back so weird
yeah it's just not yeah let's start over no no bobby bobby bobby
i want to start over no i want to continue with this all right look you start
with look you go to
you go to middle school you have those friends you don't keep in touch with
them you go to high
school you have some high school buds you sort of keep in contact with them
more than you keep in
contact with anyone else but you go to college if you go to college all right
and those are some
people that you know you have some similar interests but for us like any
entertainers like you whatever
you do if you started working and then you started doing entertainment look
there's a class of
people you start with you have these open mic people but what happens is once
you start to surpass them
it's hard to keep in contact with them it's hard to stay friends with them that's
what i'm saying
okay because that's that's exactly thank you so much yeah okay fat doctor um
thank you the doctor has spoken so um what that's exactly what i'm saying
because there was a lot of
guys that open mics with that we would like create stuff with yeah and all of a
sudden you're like
you become a paid regular and then they're here and then all of a sudden you
get tv spots they're still
here and all of a sudden you run into them and then you're hanging out with all
of a sudden what happens
is you start getting and then the cooler ones or the ones that you perceive to
be cooler which is so
shallow think about it so shallow like you'll like a jizzle neck will go what's
up and you go me right
you're talking to me right and all of a sudden this guy that you were in open
mics with right you just
start drifting apart are you still friends with the guys you started with no
exactly not really what
happened well it's just again you you you move on your life your life but is
that does that make us
shallow no i don't know if it necessarily makes you shallow so much as it makes
you like you need to be
around like-minded people sometimes in the same way that like chapelle chris
rock and those type of
people you know they they can sit around and have conversations about oh man
you know yeah we made
20 million from netflix but i hate when netflix does this thing and they can
complain about that
so
you