Name: How Bobby Lee Bombed In Front of Amy Poehler | Bad Friends w/ SteeBee WeeBee and Jeremiah Watkins
Uploaded: 2021-06-19T15:00:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Bobby Lee Bombed In Front of Amy Poehler | Bad Friends w/ SteeBee WeeBee and Jeremiah Watkins' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Bobby Lee Bombed In Front of Amy Poehler | Bad Friends w/ SteeBee WeeBee and Jeremiah Watkins' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-19. Transcript available.

we're bad friends have you dealt with that oh i didn't tell fear oh i'll tell
you
i'll tell you tell me so three years ago i don't care because yeah amy poehler
is producing this
pilot right and i'm like you know i'm gonna fucking get it you know so i
memorized it from
backwards and forwards and i go i'm sitting in the now i'm at i don't know nbc
what i'm sitting
there and i i don't even have the script in my hand i just have it like this
because i know it
you know i mean it's memorized so and i'm also so cocky about it i'm like
sitting in my chair like
this other actors walk in what's up i know i'm gonna get it you're gonna get it
you're gonna book it
yeah and then the lady goes are you ready yeah i'm ready about time i walk in
and i didn't know that
she was gonna be the amy poehler's there right she's sitting there i'm like in
my head like
let's start let's start let's start i have it right then she does this bobby i
go hey she goes
she introduces me everyone in the room and as that during that process i'm like
i it's all
now gone i don't know the first word oh no yeah so then i start the audition as
soon as they say the
first word i go and i go right into the page and i literally put the fucking
page in front of my face
and i just read it like that oh my god right and i'm like also the page is
doing this let's suppose
this is the script yeah this is what they see
i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry because i'm i'm so scared right and i go i go
thank you and i try to
justify it and i go like this i go i should have memorized it sorry i just cold
read it just to
justify it and she goes she out loud she did that yes i swear to god i walked
in the hallway and i had
this big long bottle of smart water oh you hit it i hit my head over that i
remember that yeah 50 times
i remember what you did after you went and i was bleeding down my face he was
hitting himself
punishing myself before you even left the lot no in your car in my car yeah i'm
driving and just
banging my when i got home my face was bleeding because she's like what
happened getting a car
accident i just auditioned oh just auditioned you walked in i booked it yeah
yeah but like you know
i i've had so many of those experiences where i would audition for something
okay and i would close
no okay just a disaster and i would be in my car crying in shame over an
audition yeah yeah i've had
those too and and and no i learned right now it's different that was years ago
maybe five years ago
now it's completely different i'm you know i don't give a fuck now because i um
you know i have tiger belly and i have this you know i mean and this you know
and then for some
reason now it all that kind of stuff i needed money right that's what it is i
always there's a time
where it's like well if you're desperate it comes through always right right i'm
like i need to book
something so i can get my career going right and there was years where i wasn't
and so then i was
like i would punish myself and then i one day i just went you know what i'm
just gonna do my own
thing which is bad friends and tiger belly and podcasting and stand up and that
other kind of
stuff that i have control over and then the other stuff just came along with
that right but um
yeah i know what that shame is like yeah and i think because but the reason why
you beat yourself
up over state is because of the trauma that you felt growing up in our house
yeah
and you know you have to deal with that trauma oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you know
when um dad beat you
with that little casio keyboard when completely naked my dad had my brother had
a friend over
was it was david oliver it was derrick's oh yeah the guy that beat me up his
brother was it really a
casio like that one yeah but with a little one it was the first sampling
keyboard like the freddy
krueger one you could go hey hey hey hey you know yeah like a second of
sampling time yeah and then
my my brother was playing it to him my dad was taking a nap during the daytime
during the daytime
this time yeah and my dad came in yeah that's like shut up you know butt naked
completely naked
and what he had in his ass tiger bum no tissue paper tissue paper like a string
like dental floss
like he had a fucking tampon in his ass sticking out of his butthole yeah
scared the shit out of me
yeah but that's the only thing i look like a korean kite yeah right so he comes
in and he goes
he takes a casio keyboard he rips the keyboard out of the socket right and like
a sledgehammer
yeah and keep in mind we're on our stomachs just playing with this thing and
they're
eight yeah and he just beats me like a hammer like boom boom imagine your
friend his friend
oh he never came he never came over again never came over again that's it yeah
my dad did that
with uh street fighter 2 on super nintendo because my brother and i he didn't
beat us but he he took
it to his workbench yeah you boys are gonna fight he took a sledgehammer yeah
fight over this oh my
broke it to pieces brand new video game ah no why why christmas gift gone did
he buy another one
no he one time hid our 007 golden eye yeah as a punishment because we were
fighting over it again
yeah and then he forgot where he hid it and you never saw it again uh-uh what
if it's still there
somewhere like behind a wall in the house in the house it might be wait do they
still still live in
the same house what my my my dad and my my brother and my mom or what no where
he hit that golden
eye oh no we don't know we don't live in that house that's like a childhood
what was that a
difficult question i don't know i dude my my butthole is i know i know i know i'm
still in pain i think
we're doing okay with that being yeah yeah yeah do you guys still feel it
though i didn't want to
yeah i do i'm just saying like if there's it's it's more of a like um it's a
weird sensation
it's like like a little ice cube in my butthole yeah it's cooling off it feels
still feel like a
little ice cube in my butthole does it burn at all a little bit yeah i think i
have blood in my
in my butthole does it burn at all a little ice cube in my butthole does it
burn at all a little ice cube in my