Name: The Real Reason They Don't Invite Bobby Lee To Make Anti-Asian Hate PSAs | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Real Reason They Don't Invite Bobby Lee To Make Anti-Asian Hate PSAs | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-22. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
I had a sleepless night last night.
Because you were so excited to come here?
That and also, um, I was thinking, why don't, why people don't ask me to do
those Asian
hate PSAs?
Because you hate on Asians all the time?
No, no, no, that's not it.
I'm a comic, right?
So I make fun of everyone.
Yeah, but Asians a lot.
It doesn't matter.
If we did a super cut right now of the amount of times that you've done, like,
the eyes
and all that stuff.
That one has nothing to do with the other.
Kind of.
No, no, no, no, stop, stop, right?
Let me just say something, okay?
That I, right, have a job, which is, I make fun of a lot of people.
Everybody.
Everybody, right?
And it's like, but Bobby Lee as a spokesperson, right, is different.
He does.
I have feelings.
And I feel like Asian hate.
Are you Bobby Lee the comedian right now or Bobby Lee the spokesperson?
Right now, I'm Bobby Lee the spokesperson.
So the peyote shirt that you're wearing right now, do you think that's a good
message we're
sending to people?
You're wearing a shirt that says peyote on.
I think it awakens people's minds.
Okay.
It opens people's minds.
Okay, good.
Okay.
Okay.
So.
And I'm a sober guy and I'm wearing this.
Right.
So.
Yeah.
And I didn't even know this.
Is that sending a good message?
I didn't know what this.
I thought this meant Pepsi in Spanish.
Is this a peyote?
Yeah, it says peyote.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't know.
I just got this.
But anyway.
Is he racist towards Asians?
I don't think so.
Yeah, yeah.
No.
I love Asians.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Be honest.
And I also.
Hey.
I also.
Is he racist towards Asians?
Bro, bro, bro.
I love.
Dude, but let's not get us twisted.
Stop Asian hate.
I want to speak out for it.
But my point is last night.
Let me just finish what I'm saying.
You're mad.
I'm mad.
I'm going.
Why would they ask me?
Because everyone's doing it.
Right.
Who?
Like Randall Park.
John Cho.
John Cho.
Ken John.
Everyone gets invited.
Everyone.
But those are serious.
Olivia Munn.
No, they're not.
And I never get asked.
I can do a watch.
Let's do one.
Hold on.
One second.
Look into your single.
And let's do a real.
Give me the line though.
No, let's do a real stop Asian hate.
Yeah, but give me the lines.
I need someone written out for me.
Okay, well, let me feed you some stuff and you figure it out.
Okay.
So you got to say, hey, it's me.
It's Bobby Lee.
Hi.
Okay.
Let me just give you everything and you can put it together.
Can I just do it?
Yeah, do it in real time.
Hey, this is Bobby Lee and I'm a comedian.
I wouldn't say that, right?
Do people say what they are?
For you, you'd have to.
Because they would see you and go, who the fuck is that?
Right, right, right, right.
Hi, I'm Bobby Lee and I'm a podcaster and comedian and a sometimes actor.
And in this day and age, in this climate.
In this day and age, in this climate.
I'm getting sick and tired.
I'm sick and tired of Asian Americans.
Kung flu!
I can't help myself.
I can't help myself.
Kung flu.
That's why they can't have you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because even though you're going to make a joke about it, they're never going
to publish that.
Yeah, but I thought, I thought, the reason why they don't ask me, right?
I literally thought, it's because I know too many white people.
You're friends with too many whites.
I have so, I'm pretty much, I think, maybe white.
So this morning, this is what I did.
Your circle of Asians is very small.
It's the people you live with and that's it.
And what did I do this morning?
This morning, I woke up early, before nine, and I called an Asian guy.
Who?
My friend, Gene.
Okay.
So I go, what's going on?
Just to check in?
And he goes, what's going on?
It's early.
I go, you want to have breakfast?
No.
Yeah.
I drove to Larchmont.
To have breakfast?
With my Asian friend.
What Chinese food place did you guys go to?
We went to.
I figured you would go to an Asian place.
No, we went to Creation.
Create?
Korean?
No, Creation.
It's fucking juices.
Oh, it's like bowls and stuff.
Yeah, but not sushi, tuna, bowls.
Like boba and stuff.
No, that's not boba, dude.
It's just like regular juice that you would get.
Oh, like bin, bin, bap.
And all that stuff.
Yeah, it's like bin, bap.
We went to a Korean place.
You fucking asshole.
So I'm sitting there, right?
And I'm like, you know, because I'm literally thinking to myself, I'm switching
it.
Oh, you're going to now only hang out with Asians.
I want to start reaching out so that I can get invited to these PCAs.
Not because you actually like these people.
I just want people to ask me to do these PCAs.
So I asked him.
I go, you know, I was uncomfortable, but I go.
PSA.
Is it PSA?
I think it's PSA.
Is it?
What's PCA?
I don't know.
Well, what would you guess the acronym would stand for?
PCA?
What would that acronym?
Public, Consumer, what is it?
PCA, Advertisement.
Isn't it Public Service Announcement?
That's what it is.
PSA.
PSA.
I fucked it up.
No, but your PSAs are, oh, your personal care assistant.
That's what you are.
Look at that's Bobby on the right.
Maybe that's why I don't get asked.
During breakfast, I go, so do you get, in the last couple months, have you been,
because
he's in the business.
Are you getting attacked?
No, are you, you know, are you involved in protests and this and that?
He goes, this is what he says to me.
He goes, no, I was in Hawaii with Adam Levine.
I go, he's more white than, whiter than I am.
Then how is he getting invited?
Right, so he's not either.
But he's not a comedian.
Yeah, but he's a, what is that?
Oh, yeah, Alfier ears.
Oh, yeah.
Kalilah sent me this, by the way.
I know, and she sent it to me too, and I love it.
Alfier ears are trending in China right now.
People are undergoing surgery to get them, and you know what?
Yeah.
This is dope.
So Bobby can't make fun of you anymore for your ears.
But I only have one elf ear.
Show the one elf ear.
Take off your headphone and show the one elf ear.
Yeah, yeah.
See, that's what they've been, so weird.
So good.
So weird.
Look, it is an elf ear.
Yeah.
You know, people are shaving the corners to make him look more elfish.
You could be a good elf.
Your attitude is so stinky.
What did I do?
That.
What's your deal?
What's going on with you?
What's going on with you?
Nothing.
Did you congratulate her on her graduation?
No.
It's not that big of a deal.
Because I did it.
Yeah, you did it.
Graduate college.
If I can do it.
Anybody can do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pete, Pete, did you graduate high school?
Yes.
No way.
I know.
Did you really, Pete?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
What high school did you go to, Pete?
It's like asking Lenny from Mice and Men.
Where'd you go to high school, Pete?
Glendora High School.
Where's Glendora?
Is that inland?
It's inland, about 20 minutes east of Pasadena.
Wow, this doesn't matter at all, this conversation.
Yeah.
Pete looks like a guy that would like just to kill time, crush mice in his
hands.
He does.
Yeah, just crush.
Crushed mice.
I took care of them, guys.
Pete, you're a lovely guy.
Pete, you're a lovely guy.