Name: Bobby Lee Is Not Happy With His Welcome Back Reception | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino
Uploaded: 2021-06-23T23:30:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Is Not Happy With His Welcome Back Reception | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Is Not Happy With His Welcome Back Reception | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-23. Transcript available.

What's up red you good good to see you pal what a good time
That's great
Sup pal
Can't wait for this
Great man. How's my little boy? I can't wait for this man
Wow, it's a real reunion man rude
Fucking uh, so this is you think you're Selena? Welcome back Tito Bobby. You
wrote this?
Look who spent time on this
This is a fucking second fucking job here. Mm-hmm. She just did this
Hey now, I'll be honest. Hey, now my bo bo's back. It's weird to be back. It's
weird to be back and I missed him so much
Okay, what's up you guys man, so how's that? How was the fat one? Was he good?
I heard the numbers were good
Yeah, we were like we're slacking on our people
But it's so nice that the fat one you know, I mean filled in I'm glad that you're
back. It's good to be here
How do you know what I should not call him that?
You already did I know I already did and let's erase that part. Okay. Here's
the deal. Okay. Yeah
That I I'm not used to being back
So I'm gonna have to do some editing and you know
I'm gonna have to put it through a filter in my brain like self-censorship.
Yeah, yeah
So, you know, I mean, let's start from the top. How was Eric? Was he good?
How was Eric? Was he good?
Eric who?
Griffin's
He did this show?
Yeah, I thought he I was looking at this not that I remember. Oh
Yeah, he was great. Yeah, yeah
We had some good fill-in guests and wait a minute, Rudy Jules. What's up with
your hair?
What's up with your hair girl? You know, I'm proud of about her with her hair
Yeah, she was just basically like yesterday like I'm gonna go get my hat done
and I'm like
Oh, do you need she's I got it. So she she's self-efficient. Wow
She makes appointments on her own. She's independent
She tells her I want to do the Billie Eilish with the streaks. You know, oh,
you want to be Billie Eilish
Yeah, she does her nails. I want to do the Billie Eilish. I'm not doing
anything with my nails
That's what she's been doing since I've been back. It's her raising of her
voice and I frustrate her, I think
By the way, did you write that? Welcome back, Tito Bobby. You wrote that? Give
me that. Let me see that. Yeah, yeah
That's insane
I mean, analyze it. This is do you want to talk about minimal effort?
Oh my god
What?
I sign autographs better than a hundred percent. Yeah, you're going to college?
Yeah, terrible handwriting. Yeah, yeah
Welcome back. Oh my god. You spelled welcome wrong
Look at her face. No, yeah, I'm kidding. No, it looks good. Yeah, I like your
hair. I like this. Uh, the it's called ombre, right?
Yeah, I'm learning and I got a shag
What's a shag? Like Tito Bobby's
You mean like a mullet? No, you didn't see what I got going. What?
You don't see what I got going. Let me see, Bo
Oh, bro
Bro, bro, bro. Am I from Blade Runner or what, bro?
I'm from the future, right? Undercut, bro. Yeah
Skate or die. Are you a poser? No, I'm like a cyborg. I must you know what? I'm
like a cyborg
What are those like repo men? Can I say something to you and don't take this
the wrong way?
That thins you out. I know that's what she said last yesterday. You look
thinner with that. That's what everyone said. Yeah
Well, you should shave the other side and see how thin you get
There you go, bud
What do you think? You look good. Thanks, man. Hungry treated you well, huh?
Let's talk about hungry
I can't believe you got into a fist fight with Cate Blanchett. That's crazy
Cate Blanchett Bobby called me and she I didn't get a fist fight with her
She came to his room
Don't say stuff like that. She came up to his room and she was like
It's me. It's Cate Blanchett
And um, Bobby said
Oh, what's up? And then he opens the door and she goes they delivered my
chicken strips to your room
And Bobby had already eaten all the chicken strips
And she's like you fat
Fuck and they got into a fist fight and you punched Cate Blanchett
Can I tell you my relationship with Cate Blanchett? Yeah, what is it? Okay
I'll just give you an example. Please
The second to the last day I was there. Yeah
I went to the restaurant that was in the hotel
And Cate was there with Gina Gershon they were having breakfast, right? Okay,
they both look at me and they go
What's up, Bobby? And I walked by so fast and with my phone and my I had no one
was not I wasn't talking to anybody
Why did you do that? Because I get so nervous around Cate? I got around them,
right?
I go ahead. Good morning, right? And I'm really just this weird guy at the
morning
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get to the morning, right? And I just like run past
Yeah
And then I'll eventually come back because then I'll sit there and I go
We should have done that
And now I think that you're a fucking meth addict, you know what I mean?
Yeah
And weird, right?
Yeah
So then I'll
Sorry guys, I just woke up and needed to get my coffee
You know what I mean? That type of... I'm like a weird guy, dude
Well, but you told me you also interacted with them, you went out to dinner
Yeah, there was...
You went to the...
Well, okay, in the beginning...
Okay, so in the beginning, or in the beginning, I'm like
I literally went when I was... I'll just tell people what I'm in
Yeah, you can...
People don't know
Yeah, you can say it
So I can say it now
Well, were you not allowed to at some point?
No, but I just never really talked about it
Yeah, but you made it seem like you were not supposed to talk about it
No, I could, I just didn't want to talk about it because I didn't know what it
was
And I don't know how it was going to go
All right, so tell everybody what you're doing
All right, so I...
Do I spray stuff in my teeth?
No
Great
I should spit out this gum
So there's this video game called...
Rudy, how have you been?
I really want to know
I'm good
I feel like your energy is so good today
You know
Also, your energy is good
Okay
So, um...
I, um...
Shout out to my boy, Pete, downstairs
What's that?
Pete, Pete
Big Pete
Big Pete
Big Pete
I'm not gonna talk about it
Shut up, go ahead
All right
Are you gonna do one of those comedy bits again?
It's a comedy show
I know, but it's like
There's a pretty good chance I'm gonna do it again
All right, but now I'm gonna be apprehensive, but I'll try
Yeah
And then do your bit again
Here's what we always do
Yeah
You know I'm gonna do the bit again
I know, but now it's like
I'm anticipating the bit
Yeah
So I don't want to really fully get into the fucking thing
Don't, don't anticipate it
All right, here we go
Yeah, go ahead
So, um, there's a video game called
What's up, Andreas?
No
See, I did it before you
You did it for you
I did it before you
I'm gonna do it before you
You did it for you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Stop bumping the table
You're gonna root in and knock my head down
And so there's a video game called, um, Borderlands
And, um, they made a movie about it
And, um, where'd you get your shirt?
No, no
I can't see it, Joe, where'd you get your shirt?
I really like that shirt
No
Where'd you get it?
She's worn that a thousand times on this show
Don't fucking do it then
I wasn't gonna do it
Don't fuck, cause I'm gonna do it before you
I was never gonna do it
Okay
Alright
So, um, you know, like, you and I, we audition for things and we never get
things
I don't audition for anything
We can talk about that later
Mm-hmm
Okay
But there was a time
Bobby called me, by the way, he booked another thing
Bobby's going away to do another job
So he just did a job, sold a show to ABC, did a bunch of Magnum P.I.s, uh, just
did a huge movie
Just booked another job, you were a job machine
You know who's calling my phone?
Nobody!
Nobody!
Can I just get into my life?
Yeah
And what's going on with me?
Yeah
And then we'll go into your satellite
Afterwards
Dude, I'm on a show
It's uh
It's great, Davey's great
It's cruising
It's a great one
You've never seen the show
I love Davey, though
You've never seen it once
Yeah, what's his name, the Weasel?
What's his name, what's his name, Davey, he has like a nickname
Uh, yeah, the Weasel
Yeah, the Weasel
Yeah, Pauly Shore
I don't, I don't know
But he's great, though
What's up, Davey?
Yeah, he's a funny guy
He's a funny guy
He's a funny guy
He's a funny guy