Name: Andrew Santino Fires Fancy B | Bad Friends Clips w/ Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2021-06-29T00:30:03.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Fires Fancy B | Bad Friends Clips w/ Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-29. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
Say something about the Googling and the skills of Pete.
Because I want to make a little mental note.
A fan sent us something.
Yeah.
Let's just, last week, the guys cut the episode so bad,
so bad that Pete was on camera for four minutes.
I didn't even know what that was.
This is how, look at how bad of an ad is.
Yeah, yeah.
Look at this.
You sat on our couch and you guys just chatted about what any.
Yeah, it was cool, man.
Was it deep and philosophical?
Yeah, it was deep.
Yeah, it was deep.
It was.
Yeah, because she knows, you know.
She's married to one of the, I'm asking you a real question about your trip in
Hungary.
We're getting into something right now on the episode.
Meanwhile, we cut to these two goons.
Goons.
Now, look at this.
Now, pay attention to Pete's face the whole time.
Okay, go ahead.
Most well-respected.
She's talented in her own right.
I'm not discrediting her.
Holding on these guys.
She also happens to be married to one of the most talented writer, director,
producers
in the history of comedy.
One of my idols.
Same.
I got to work with him once and it was, it was the coolest thing ever.
What would you do?
He had a show on HBO called Family Tree.
I did an episode of it.
Look at his face.
Me and Matt Broder.
You know Matt.
Oh, I love Matt.
We got, we were, we were Confederate soldiers.
What is going through his head?
I don't really like my life that much.
I'm not sure I want to be here anymore.
Is today the day?
It could be.
I stick the shotgun in my mouth.
I cleaned it and everything.
I've reloaded it four or five times.
I should just do it.
Today's the day.
And now he realizes that it could be.
I have children.
Yeah, but you know, I'll leave him a couple hundred bucks and I'll watch this
little smirk
here.
He's thinking about it deeply.
He goes, that's enough money for them to get by, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me do the math.
Two hundred by six years if I'm dead for.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
This was what's on YouTube?
Yeah.
And then he's from, wait, wait, go back a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, go back just a little bit.
He realizes right here that it'll, that he could kill himself and get away with
it.
Watch this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Go rewind it a little bit.
Yeah.
A little bit.
Yeah.
Instead of killing myself, I could kill my family.
Oh, Pete.
Jesus Christ.
Dude, it held on these guys for like three minutes.
It's so crazy.
That's so funny though.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I could kill my family.
No, that was me, him going, I'm going to go eat at Fatburger later.
Yeah, he's thinking about his meal.
Yeah.
This is what psychotic people like him do.
They think about murder and then they immediately go to, maybe I'll go to
Philippe's later.
So who made the decision?
It was a creative decision.
No, let me say it.
It was Andres.
Andres did it.
Look at me.
I am dead serious when I say this.
There's other people that can do the job.
I'd like to make him either get fired or take a leave of absence.
I'm putting in my vote right now to fire him right now.
But guys.
No, you don't get to vote.
It was very successful.
I don't care.
I think you need to take a time out from the show and I'd like you to leave for
a while.
After all I've done for you guys?
Can we just do a vote, please?
Yeah, let's just do a vote.
Okay.
Who votes that Andres should be fired today right now and lose almost
everything he's ever worked for?
Jules.
Jules.
I want him to stay.
You want him fired.
So that's one for fired.
No, stay!
One for fired.
One for fired.
I myself need him fired because I want him gone bad because I don't want to
work with him anymore.
I want him to stay.
Okay, so two fired, one stay.
Yeah.
And then Pete is the deciding factor.
Pete, you better.
Pete?
Watch us hold on this shot for an hour and a half.
I vote yay.
That's three fired.
It's been fun, Andres.
You know what?
Take a hike.
Take a hike.
You need to fire me.
I quit.
Oh, you're going to quit?
I know.
You already fired you, dude.
Yeah, you can't quit once we fire you.
You should have quit this morning.
You're fired.
Okay.
Um, you know what?
Fuck you guys.
Is he crying?
I'm not crying.
I don't need this shit.
Is he crying?
No, fuck you.
Hey.
Hey, come here.
Andres, come here.
No, no, no.
You're not even funny.
No, no.
Hey, don't slam the door.
Why'd you do that?
I wanted him gone.
No, but she said.
She said fire him.
I wanted him to stay.
You said fire him.
She said stay, dude.
I said stay.
No, she said fire.
I said fire.
You said stay.
Pete said fire.
Pete, you lug head.
I just want to get a head here.
See, that's how they do it.
He moved up.
That's how they move up.
I'm not going to miss the guy at all.
Yeah.
He wasn't good at his job,
and we don't need him anymore.
That's how they do it.
I'm not going to miss the guy at all.
I'm not going to miss the guy at all.
I'm not going to miss the guy at all.
I'm not going to miss the guy at all.
I'm not going to miss the guy at all.
I'm not going to miss the guy at all.
I'm not going to miss the guy at all.
I'm not going to miss the guy at all.
I'm not going to miss the guy at all.
I'm not going to miss the guy at all.