Name: Rudy Gives Her Best Monologue Yet: Denzel Washington Scene From Training Day | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Gives Her Best Monologue Yet: Denzel Washington Scene From Training Day | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-01. Transcript available.

- We're bad friends.
- Young people want to be famous.
That's why Rudy is here.
She wants to be famous.
- Yeah, but that situation--
- Oh, really?
You don't want to be famous?
- Yeah, yesterday she was like,
Tita Bombay, can I take acting class?
- No!
- Oh, you did?
- And I go, what kind?
And she goes, I would like to do,
it's a method acting class.
- You want to do method acting?
- I go method, yeah, I go like,
Robert De Niro, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at her, now you're acting like that.
- That's actually good acting.
- That's good acting. - That's very good acting.
Now you're acting like that, you're like,
Hollywood are gonna be, and I go, really?
She goes, and she strictly says,
I've been working on monologue.
- Oh, you have?
- Well, she's been working on monologues.
- What monologue have you been working on, Rudy?
- Yeah, get her a monologue.
Get her a monologue in a movie.
- You've been working on monologues?
- Yeah, she has been, yeah, yeah.
- No, you know Bobby's forcing me to do it.
- No, he's not.
- Oh, yeah, now you think I'm--
- Oh, this is the conservatorship.
- I'm Britney's dad?
You think I'm Britney's dad?
- Oh my God, I see it. - No, I'm not doing that.
- This is the conservatorship.
- Another pigtail!
Do the move!
Do the move!
- Dance!
Dance!
- Yeah, you're gonna do it,
and you're taking method,
and you're taking improv,
and you're gonna be the next star.
- What is method acting?
- So get her a monologue.
- What do you mean, what's method acting?
- Yeah, what is that?
- It's, a lot of times,
actors will live the life of the character
they're gonna play.
- Yeah.
- So they pretend to be them all the time.
- 24 hours a day, 24 hours a day.
- Like, Daniel Day-Lewis played Lincoln,
and he lived as Lincoln.
Like, he lived as if he was in the time period.
- Like, Robert De Niro, when he did Taxi Driver,
actually became a taxi driver for like a month.
- Yeah, he took the license, took the New York City.
- Yeah, he took the license and everything,
so that he can, you know.
- Can you believe that?
That's when you really get involved.
Oh yeah, Training Day, King Kong.
Let's see you read this.
This is probably one of the greatest monologues,
just right there.
All right, so listen, let's give you the setup, right?
You're Alonzo Harris.
- Yeah.
- All right, you're Alonzo Harris.
You're in South Central Los Angeles.
You've just realized that everybody has turned against you,
but you're actually the bad guy in truth, right?
You've really pitted everyone against themselves.
So what you're now yelling is,
you're trying to regain control and power.
So I want you to read this like you're angry,
and you want power back again.
And there's also some, you have to read the whole thing.
- Yeah.
- Because it's like, you're playing a character.
- It's Alonzo!
- And then some of the words, you know what I mean?
You're not going to want to say, but we'll bleep it.
- You do it first.
- No, no, no, no, we're not doing it.
We're not doing it.
- No, you have to do it.
- Ah, you, come on.
- I can't, I'll...
- Ah, you motherfuckers.
- Get into it.
- Ah, you motherfuckers.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Go, commit.
- Don't stop.
- Doing great.
- Okay, all right.
I'm putting cases on all you bitches.
Huh?
- Yeah, yeah.
- You, you think you can do this shit, Jake?
You think you can do this to me?
- Smack your chest.
Hit your chest.
- You motherfuckers.
I'll be playing basketball in Pelican Bay
when I get finished with you.
Show program.
23 hour lockdown.
I'm the man up in this piece.
- Yell it, else will be all yelled.
- Come on, you're...
- The man up in this piece.
- I'm the man up in this piece.
You'll never see the light of...
Who the fuck do you think you're fucking with?
I'm the police.
- Yeah.
- I run shit around here.
- No.
- I run shit around here.
- I run shit around here.
You just live here.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's right.
You better walk away.
Go ahead and walk away.
'Cause I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down.
- And it's the biggest part.
- Here you go, go!
- King Kong ain't got shit on me!
- That's it, that's enough, that's great.
- That was great.
That's great.
Maybe I will get you an acting coach.
- I really, I think so.
- What's that name?
- Denzel Washington.
- Did you not know that?
- Did you not know that?
- I knew that.
- That's one of the best.
- You didn't know it before though, you kinda...
- I kinda knew it.
- Yeah, you kinda knew it.
- Have you never seen Training Day, this movie?
- Wow.
- Which, what a great movie.
- You guys should play that in your house for her
so she can see it.
- Great movie.