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We're bomb friends.
What is that?
What is it?
Tiger bomb.
Tiger bomb.
And then where do you put the tiger bomb?
Where do you put the...
Ask me again.
Why?
Okay, where do you put the tiger bomb?
Our nuts.
Okay.
So, it's one for all, every man for himself.
So, we're brothers, we're brothers, but I haven't won a challenge, so it's
every man
for himself.
Okay, you put...
Let me just...
Let me ask the rules.
This is going to be great.
No, let me ask the rules.
Let me ask the rules.
Yeah.
So, you see me put the stuff on my nuts?
Yeah, we're going to...
So, we can't do it on camera, but I just need to know it's on your...
No, they'll censor it later.
We just stand up and pop our nuts out.
We'll stand up.
Yeah, they'll censor it.
Yeah, they'll censor it.
So, you have to, with your left hand, grab it like a tennis racket.
We're going to evenly come wheeled up, dude.
You made me do the Bengay when I was a kid, man.
I know, I made you do it.
You owe me.
But you owe me with the Bengay.
Can I grab my nuts the way I want to grab them?
However you want.
You can grab the way, but you have to nicely coat it evenly.
It can be a racquetball racket, a badminton racket.
I was thinking more ping-pong-y.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we're all going to do it together?
But you're not going to put it on my sack.
No, of course not.
Every man for himself.
You know what?
Every man for himself.
You put it on my sack.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
That's not sanitary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You put it on my sack.
Dude, you want to get COVID?
What if I have COVID?
Yeah, I'm vaccinated.
But, dude, I might have some other shit.
No.
You don't want that.
You're putting it on my sack.
No, I'm not.
I'm not putting this on your nutsack.
Why?
That's fucking, dude, that's not sanitary.
Jeremiah won't put it on your nutsack.
You just lost the challenge.
Wait, what?
I have to do it?
Come on, you're my scissor, bro.
Come on.
Be a friend.
You're vaxxed, right, Jer?
Yeah.
Yeah, you put it on my nutsack.
You're vaxxed.
That's the only way I'll do it.
Because I can't do this.
You won't do it unless I put it on your nutsack?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And what, you're putting it on mine?
No, you put it on your own.
No, you've got to finish me off if I'm finishing you off.
No, no, no.
This is not how this works.
No, no, no.
I was in prison.
I've been in prison longer.
You're vaxxed.
Let's look at comedy.
Let's look at comedy like a prison, okay?
I've been in prison longer, so I know the ropes.
You know what I mean?
I have some power in prison, right?
And you're a new inmate.
We don't fuck each other the first year.
I fuck you.
Jeremiah, you're my brother, dude.
You got to do it.
You got to do it.
You're vaccinated, dude.
Why won't you do it?
But he's vaccinated.
I know, but you think it's gay?
You think it's gay?
No.
You think it's incest?
No, I don't know.
It's just I'm not.
He's more suited for that.
I'll make you a deal.
I'll do it, right?
What if he gets a nut and I get a nut?
Okay, that's fine.
We'll spread it.
That's fine.
Jeremiah, you get one nut.
Okay, I'll get one nut.
You get one nut.
And then I get one nut.
All right.
You're my sister brother.
Dude, that's respect, bro.
That's complete respect.
You get the best of it.
Yes, it'll be good.
It's great content, man.
It's great content.
All right, so what are the rules?
You put it on my nut sack, and then we continue?
And we put it on ours, too.
And then we continue to podcast.
No, but the thing is, whoever wipes it off.
How do you wipe it?
George, do you have baby wipes?
So, George, what I need from you, take a couple paper towels, go to the sink,
dab the towels
with some cold water, okay?
Okay.
Help me with this.
Yeah.
And then-
Have them ready.
The first person who-
Have them ready on the table.
Who wipes them off first.
The first person, it might be quick.
Who loses.
I'm going to want to win.
It's going to be so fun.
I'm going to want to win.
I know, but I'm-
You know it.
All right, all right.
All right.
Okay.
So, you get a nut.
First, you put it on first.
But, Jeremiah, you have to be-
You have to get a nut, too.
I'll put it on a nut.
Okay.
Okay, but you guys put it on yourselves first, and then put it on me.
No, but then we have to do it-
We have to kind of do it simultaneously.
It's a love triangle.
Yeah, it's a love triangle.
All right, so we're all going to put our nut sacks out.
Yes.
And then I'll stick-
So, you'll stick it on one-
Yeah.
And I'll put it on the other.
Yeah.
But then you'll-
If you don't put it on yours-
Oh, we are-
Dude, if you don't put it-
If you double my sack, if you double my sack, and then you guys don't put it on
yours,
we're shutting this thing down-
Oh, and I know.
There's a problem.
I know.
There's a problem.
I'm going to be like that.
I'm going to go like-
Like, I'll be-
You're going to watch-
I'm going to see you do the whole thing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
No, you know what?
You know-
How about that?
You do half a sack, right?
And then I want to see you do the whole thing, and then-
Because I-
But dude, you got to be-
All right, let's just do it.
This is going to be a disaster.
This is going to be a disaster.
You're not seeing my day.
I know.
Okay.
You're eating nice sacks.
Okay, so-
I'll leave you on the box.
I can't do it.
Fucking idiot.
I'll get to the right one.
Are you ready?
You go first.
You go first.
What do you mean?
You put a little on earths first.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, go.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
All right.
Now yourselves.
Okay, now yourselves.
All yourselves.
Don't fucking give me sacks.
Here.
I'm going to make sure you're fucking-
Give me your sacks.
Give me your fucking sacks.
Okay, okay.
I don't feel anything.
Oh, shit.
I don't feel anything.
Do you feel anything?
Not yet.
No.
I don't feel anything.
God damn it.
I don't feel anything.
Well, we might have to change it then.
No, no, no.
We're not changing anything.
No, no.
No, we do.
I don't feel anything.
I know.
That's why we have to change it.
Wait, wait.
You don't come up.
Oh, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
I feel something.
I feel something.
I feel something.
I feel something.
I definitely feel something.
Yeah, I feel something now.
I definitely feel it.
I feel it.
Isn't it fun, though?
It's not fun.
It's not fun.
Steve, it's really starting to hurt.
It's not fun.
Do you guys give up?
No, I don't give up.
I'm not giving up yet.
No, no.
Let's continue.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, that's cool.
What?
It's a cool, like, cold wind.
Yeah, it's like my ball's got in a fight with Sub-Zero.
Mine feels like a microwave.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
It's burning and freezing at the same time.
Yeah, it burns and freezes.
Yeah.
So, anyway, let's continue.
Yeah.
So, the baby, is it?
Hold on.
Okay.
So, the baby, no, hold on.
So, is the baby cry at night?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It does?
It does, yeah.
I know, I know.
You guys can handle it.
I can handle it.
We might have to raise it up a couple notches, though.
Why?
We do.
Because I feel it, but I think we'd feel it more in our butt.
I'm not putting it in my butt.
Come on, dude.
We already did it on my sack!
This is great content.
I'm telling you, this is great content.
Dude, this, man, people would love this to see this.
People would love it.
I don't understand how you're not feeling it.
I don't understand why you're not feeling it.
I don't know how he's not feeling it right now.
It's killing me right now.
It hurts so bad.
It hurts so bad to me right now.
It does?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It feels good.
Dude, Steve, it's getting hot in here, dude.
Yeah, it's so bad.
It is?
How about your baby?
How about this?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stop, stop.
Don't, don't, don't.
No, let's just, let's think about this.
No, I want...
We'll raise it up a night.
Steve, are you getting hot?
Oh, yeah.
So, no, so, Jeremiah.
Jeremiah.
We got these two brothers shirts.
Let's just do this, okay?
Well, it's just, you know, promotion.
It's promotion, baby.
You know, we need help.
Jeremiah, let's just do this.
Pretend you're in an acting scene.
Okay.
Right?
This podcast is a film.
Okay.
Steven Spielberg is directing.
And you cannot, you know, let anyone know.
No, what you're doing right now.
Yeah.
Just try to...
No, you're not...
I can still see that you're suffering.
What?
So, right now, if people tuned in right now to the podcast, they would see the
Lee brothers
as if nothing happened, but they would look at you, and they'd be like, oh, my
God, that
guy's going through something.
I'm perfectly normal, right?
Okay.
So, um...
You want me to do an acting scene?
No, just pretend it's not happening.
Okay.
So, your baby...
No, sir.
You guys, this is not strong.
We got to do something else.
Honestly, you need to go to the hospital.
No, let's do this.
We have to figure out what's going on with your physiology.
This is the next.
How much do your balls hurt?
It burns so bad right now.
No, that's not...
This is nothing.
I thought it'd be more...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We do our penises next, then the butthole.
How we did the benkei.
We got to do the whole thing, you know?
Or else we're just half-assed doing it.
So, go choose next.
So, go back in the corner, guys.
Come on.
Please.
Please.
Okay.
What do we do?
What do we do?
What do we do?
Go choose second.
But no asshole.
No, but if...
Penis, no asshole.
Okay.
No asshole.
I won't do my asshole.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
But we have to do our own...
We're not going to take it.
You're not going to take it.
Yeah, yeah.
I have to see you do it first.
Okay.
And you go first.
So, anyway.
So, the baby...
Is your baby a crier?
Does it cry at night?
Yeah, occasionally.
But are you staying up?
Like, who's in charge of staying up?
Who's in charge of staying up?
Is it you and your wife?
Do you have shared duties?
It's mainly my wife.
Because I've been busy editing the Scissor Brothers podcast.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And then, like, I had a gig in Ventura last night.
So, she watched the baby while I was gone doing shows.
Oh, cool, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
You can't think of your brain.
Your brain is frozen, isn't it?
No, I'm not going to try.
I'm a professional.
The fear has set in, my friend.
I'm a professional.
The fear has set in.
I'm a professional.
I'm a professional.
Yeah, so, for me, you know, I'm going...
It hurts, doesn't it?
Yeah.
So, for me...
Does your penis hurt now?
Yes.
It doesn't get better.
Yeah, so, what I'm saying to you...
What I'm saying is, I'm going...
Stop.
Let's be serious.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
Let's start over.
And I want people to feel...
You're sweating.
You're sweating.
You're sweating right now.
Let's start over.
I'm going to start the podcast over.
And let's make people pretend that we didn't do it, okay?
All right?
So, here we go, right?
Five, four, three.
We're bad friends.
Hey, welcome to another episode of bad friends.
And we've got...
My brother Steve, I haven't seen you in a while.
It's good seeing you.
Good seeing you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we've got...
Jules there?
Jules is there?
Yeah, yeah.
Hi.
Hi.
Yeah, yeah.
Hi, Tito Bobby.
Hello, Jules.
Welcome back.
I mean, well, hello.
Anyway, so, dude, I haven't seen you in so long.
It's good seeing you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Real good seeing you.
You want to do a prayer?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, do a prayer.
Dear Lord, thank you for allowing us to meet today and congregate, and thank
you for such
a beautiful day.
Thank you for our food that we eat every day, and just allowing all these great
opportunities
that you're providing.
We say this in your name, Lord.
Amen.
It's a good prayer.
Thank you.
It's a really good prayer.
When does it go away?
It won't.
What do you mean it won't?
Yeah, it won't go away.
So, um, I'm going to, I'm going to out of town.
I'm going out of town.
Yeah.
You have some show dates?
Yeah.
No, I'm going to shoot a movie in Hungary.
Oh, that's right.
Next week.
Yeah, that's right.
Are you, so what's your role?
Like, can you tell us about your role?
No, I don't want to talk about the role.
Oh, but.
I don't want to talk about the role.
Did you have to audition for it?
Yes, I did have to audition for it.
Are you crying right now?
Yeah.
Look at this.
You okay?
No.
Okay.
You give up?
Let's keep going.
No, I'm not going to give up.
Do you give up?
No.
I don't give up.
So I'm going away, you know, and it's funny because I was in Oklahoma last week,
so I've
been kind of going out and I've been going out in the town and eating dinner
with friends.
It's been good.
I feel like everything's coming back.
You said you had some good barbecue in Oklahoma?
Yeah.
You did?
I did.
What's your favorite kind of barbecue?
Yeah.
It wasn't barbecue that I ate.
I ate at Steakhouses.
Steakhouses?
Yeah.
What I do is, yeah, anyway, what happened was, you know what I did?
You know those scooters?
The birds?
Yeah, I did that.
This is not enough, guys.
You guys, you cut the act.
Really.
You know what we have to do.
Buttholes?
Yeah, we have to.
Steve.
We have to.
Look at his left eyeball.
We have to do it?
Steve, Steve.
What?
We're not doing our buttholes.
What do you mean?
We have to.
Steve?
It's this trifecta.
Steve, Steve.
Boom, boom, boom.
Right, Jeremiah?
Back me up, dude.
Scissor brother.
We got to do it.
We have to do it.
And then, how do we do it?
I'm just, I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
What does it entail?
You have to really swirl in your tokamok.
Inside the hole?
Yeah.
Inside the butthole.
Inside.
Yeah.
We have to, right?
Yeah.
We have to do it.
Dude, it's great content.
Trust me.
Trust me.
It's great content.
Great.
Yeah, but let me ask you this.
Can I ask you this?
What?
Isn't it fun, though?
It's not fun.
It's absolutely not fun.
Okay.
Okay?
I came here.
I have all these ideas of how we're going to do the pot.
It's not, it's all out the window.
What do you mean?
You can't think?
No, so let me ask you this, my friend.
What?
Let me ask you this, friend.
Yeah.
So you said the sack first.
We did it.
Yeah.
Right?
I guess the pain wasn't, you know what I mean, that great for you.
Yeah.
So then you went, let's try penis.
Right?
We did the penis.
Okay?
That was worse.
Right.
It feels bad now.
Yeah, it does.
Real bad.
Okay?
Now, what makes you think the asshole is going to, have you tried it on your
asshole?
Yeah, it's heightened like crazy.
It's going to be heightened because it's more, how do you explain it?
It's more of a sensitive area.
Yeah, it's a sensitive area.
The penis head is not more sensitive than the asshole?
No.
Well, let's find out.
Let's find out.
I don't, right, Jeremiah?
Oh, my goodness.
I got to see you put in your asshole.
I got to see you put in your asshole.
Okay.
Hurry up, hurry up.
What's that?
Hurry up.
Go ahead.
You go next.
You have to do it.
I did the dick tonight!
Okay.
Hurry up, hurry up.
You guys are stalling.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Dude, you're...
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Back away.
I don't want you to see it.
Hurry up.
You guys are stalling.
You guys are stalling.
You guys are stalling.
Back away.
I don't want you around here.
I'm doing it.
I want to make sure you do it.
I am going to do it.
You can see me do it.
Yeah.
You guys are stalling.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to pull.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right.
Go back to the seat.
Okay, let's see.
Did you do it?
I think so.
I think so.
I think you did.
Now we're good.
Can I say something?
You're right.
Steve, Steve, Steve, you're absolutely correct.
It is more sensitive.
It is more sensitive than the penis.
It's unusual.
You discover things every day.
You would not think.
It's a new level.
It's the top.
It's the top level.
It's the top.
Yeah, wow.
Nirvana.
It's not Nirvana.
No, that's not Nirvana.
Okay.
It's the all polar opposite of Nirvana.
Oh, it's a hell.
Yeah, it's hell.
How are you feeling, man?
I'm not even kidding.
Are you guys seeing any black specks right now?
I do.
I'm always seeing black specks on my penis.
Yeah, yeah.
So let's regroup.
Yeah.
I'm being real.
Let's start over.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's start over.
Okay, let's start over.
Okay, let's start over.
Okay, let's pretend like it never happened.
Watch this.
Okay, okay.
Watch this.
Watch this shit.
Right, you want to watch some shit?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Just let me do it.
Okay, okay.
Stay with me.
We're bad friends.
Try smiling.
It's hard.
Okay.
Look at me.
Oh, great.
Welcome to another episode of Bad Friends.
I'm Bobby.
Andrew's out of town.
Right, so we have my brother filling in.
Thanks for having me.
And we got Jeremiah Watkins.
We have a new podcast called Scissor Brothers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How's that experience going?
It's going pretty good.
Yeah.
Every week, we come up with new challenges.
What else, Jeremiah?
We do a lot of music together.
We do musical things.
Oh, we have a lot of fan mail.
How did that come about, Scissor Brothers?
Well, the name comes from, Steve, you're sweating a lot.
The name comes from, Steve and I started trimming each other's pubes years ago.
Pubes at Jeremiah Wonders.
On Jeremiah Wonders.
And then someone said Scissor Bros.
And then somebody said that we're Scissor Bros.
Scissor Brothers.
So it just stuck?
It just stuck.
And we had the same pair of scissors we found out at both of our homes.
No, but initially, when you guys started, how did it start?
Well, the show is called Good Friends for the first episode.
It was like a April Fool's joke.
Yeah, it was a joke.
Yeah, but I was wondering where that came from.
Well, so it was a play on Bad Friends.
Yeah, it was a play on Bad Friends.
And we did like a, you know.
But it was a one-off.
It was a one-off.
Yeah, yeah.
It was going to be something that you would have continued, no?
Yeah, but we didn't want to ruffle any feathers.
Why do you think that happened?
Because you guys got mad.
Yeah, you guys got upset.
Yeah, yeah.

Bobby Lee Loses It Over the Tiger Balm Challenge and Restarts the Podcast | Bad Friends Clips

We're bomb friends.
What is that?
What is it?
Tiger bomb.
Tiger bomb.
And then where do you put the tiger bomb?
Where do you put the...
Ask me again.
Why?
Okay, where do you put the tiger bomb?
Our nuts.
Okay.
So, it's one for all, every man for himself.
So, we're brothers, we're brothers, but I haven't won a challenge, so it's
every man
for himself.
Okay, you put...
Let me just...
Let me ask the rules.
This is going to be great.
No, let me ask the rules.
Let me ask the rules.
Yeah.
So, you see me put the stuff on my nuts?
Yeah, we're going to...
So, we can't do it on camera, but I just need to know it's on your...
No, they'll censor it later.
We just stand up and pop our nuts out.
We'll stand up.
Yeah, they'll censor it.
Yeah, they'll censor it.
So, you have to, with your left hand, grab it like a tennis racket.
We're going to evenly come wheeled up, dude.
You made me do the Bengay when I was a kid, man.
I know, I made you do it.
You owe me.
But you owe me with the Bengay.
Can I grab my nuts the way I want to grab them?
However you want.
You can grab the way, but you have to nicely coat it evenly.
It can be a racquetball racket, a badminton racket.
I was thinking more ping-pong-y.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we're all going to do it together?
But you're not going to put it on my sack.
No, of course not.
Every man for himself.
You know what?
Every man for himself.
You put it on my sack.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
That's not sanitary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You put it on my sack.
Dude, you want to get COVID?
What if I have COVID?
Yeah, I'm vaccinated.
But, dude, I might have some other shit.
No.
You don't want that.
You're putting it on my sack.
No, I'm not.
I'm not putting this on your nutsack.
Why?
That's fucking, dude, that's not sanitary.
Jeremiah won't put it on your nutsack.
You just lost the challenge.
Wait, what?
I have to do it?
Come on, you're my scissor, bro.
Come on.
Be a friend.
You're vaxxed, right, Jer?
Yeah.
Yeah, you put it on my nutsack.
You're vaxxed.
That's the only way I'll do it.
Because I can't do this.
You won't do it unless I put it on your nutsack?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And what, you're putting it on mine?
No, you put it on your own.
No, you've got to finish me off if I'm finishing you off.
No, no, no.
This is not how this works.
No, no, no.
I was in prison.
I've been in prison longer.
You're vaxxed.
Let's look at comedy.
Let's look at comedy like a prison, okay?
I've been in prison longer, so I know the ropes.
You know what I mean?
I have some power in prison, right?
And you're a new inmate.
We don't fuck each other the first year.
I fuck you.
Jeremiah, you're my brother, dude.
You got to do it.
You got to do it.
You're vaccinated, dude.
Why won't you do it?
But he's vaccinated.
I know, but you think it's gay?
You think it's gay?
No.
You think it's incest?
No, I don't know.
It's just I'm not.
He's more suited for that.
I'll make you a deal.
I'll do it, right?
What if he gets a nut and I get a nut?
Okay, that's fine.
We'll spread it.
That's fine.
Jeremiah, you get one nut.
Okay, I'll get one nut.
You get one nut.
And then I get one nut.
All right.
You're my sister brother.
Dude, that's respect, bro.
That's complete respect.
You get the best of it.
Yes, it'll be good.
It's great content, man.
It's great content.
All right, so what are the rules?
You put it on my nut sack, and then we continue?
And we put it on ours, too.
And then we continue to podcast.
No, but the thing is, whoever wipes it off.
How do you wipe it?
George, do you have baby wipes?
So, George, what I need from you, take a couple paper towels, go to the sink,
dab the towels
with some cold water, okay?
Okay.
Help me with this.
Yeah.
And then-
Have them ready.
The first person who-
Have them ready on the table.
Who wipes them off first.
The first person, it might be quick.
Who loses.
I'm going to want to win.
It's going to be so fun.
I'm going to want to win.
I know, but I'm-
You know it.
All right, all right.
All right.
Okay.
So, you get a nut.
First, you put it on first.
But, Jeremiah, you have to be-
You have to get a nut, too.
I'll put it on a nut.
Okay.
Okay, but you guys put it on yourselves first, and then put it on me.
No, but then we have to do it-
We have to kind of do it simultaneously.
It's a love triangle.
Yeah, it's a love triangle.
All right, so we're all going to put our nut sacks out.
Yes.
And then I'll stick-
So, you'll stick it on one-
Yeah.
And I'll put it on the other.
Yeah.
But then you'll-
If you don't put it on yours-
Oh, we are-
Dude, if you don't put it-
If you double my sack, if you double my sack, and then you guys don't put it on
yours,
we're shutting this thing down-
Oh, and I know.
There's a problem.
I know.
There's a problem.
I'm going to be like that.
I'm going to go like-
Like, I'll be-
You're going to watch-
I'm going to see you do the whole thing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
No, you know what?
You know-
How about that?
You do half a sack, right?
And then I want to see you do the whole thing, and then-
Because I-
But dude, you got to be-
All right, let's just do it.
This is going to be a disaster.
This is going to be a disaster.
You're not seeing my day.
I know.
Okay.
You're eating nice sacks.
Okay, so-
I'll leave you on the box.
I can't do it.
Fucking idiot.
I'll get to the right one.
Are you ready?
You go first.
You go first.
What do you mean?
You put a little on earths first.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, go.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
All right.
Now yourselves.
Okay, now yourselves.
All yourselves.
Don't fucking give me sacks.
Here.
I'm going to make sure you're fucking-
Give me your sacks.
Give me your fucking sacks.
Okay, okay.
I don't feel anything.
Oh, shit.
I don't feel anything.
Do you feel anything?
Not yet.
No.
I don't feel anything.
God damn it.
I don't feel anything.
Well, we might have to change it then.
No, no, no.
We're not changing anything.
No, no.
No, we do.
I don't feel anything.
I know.
That's why we have to change it.
Wait, wait.
You don't come up.
Oh, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
I feel something.
I feel something.
I feel something.
I feel something.
I definitely feel something.
Yeah, I feel something now.
I definitely feel it.
I feel it.
Isn't it fun, though?
It's not fun.
It's not fun.
Steve, it's really starting to hurt.
It's not fun.
Do you guys give up?
No, I don't give up.
I'm not giving up yet.
No, no.
Let's continue.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, that's cool.
What?
It's a cool, like, cold wind.
Yeah, it's like my ball's got in a fight with Sub-Zero.
Mine feels like a microwave.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
It's burning and freezing at the same time.
Yeah, it burns and freezes.
Yeah.
So, anyway, let's continue.
Yeah.
So, the baby, is it?
Hold on.
Okay.
So, the baby, no, hold on.
So, is the baby cry at night?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It does?
It does, yeah.
I know, I know.
You guys can handle it.
I can handle it.
We might have to raise it up a couple notches, though.
Why?
We do.
Because I feel it, but I think we'd feel it more in our butt.
I'm not putting it in my butt.
Come on, dude.
We already did it on my sack!
This is great content.
I'm telling you, this is great content.
Dude, this, man, people would love this to see this.
People would love it.
I don't understand how you're not feeling it.
I don't understand why you're not feeling it.
I don't know how he's not feeling it right now.
It's killing me right now.
It hurts so bad.
It hurts so bad to me right now.
It does?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It feels good.
Dude, Steve, it's getting hot in here, dude.
Yeah, it's so bad.
It is?
How about your baby?
How about this?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stop, stop.
Don't, don't, don't.
No, let's just, let's think about this.
No, I want...
We'll raise it up a night.
Steve, are you getting hot?
Oh, yeah.
So, no, so, Jeremiah.
Jeremiah.
We got these two brothers shirts.
Let's just do this, okay?
Well, it's just, you know, promotion.
It's promotion, baby.
You know, we need help.
Jeremiah, let's just do this.
Pretend you're in an acting scene.
Okay.
Right?
This podcast is a film.
Okay.
Steven Spielberg is directing.
And you cannot, you know, let anyone know.
No, what you're doing right now.
Yeah.
Just try to...
No, you're not...
I can still see that you're suffering.
What?
So, right now, if people tuned in right now to the podcast, they would see the
Lee brothers
as if nothing happened, but they would look at you, and they'd be like, oh, my
God, that
guy's going through something.
I'm perfectly normal, right?
Okay.
So, um...
You want me to do an acting scene?
No, just pretend it's not happening.
Okay.
So, your baby...
No, sir.
You guys, this is not strong.
We got to do something else.
Honestly, you need to go to the hospital.
No, let's do this.
We have to figure out what's going on with your physiology.
This is the next.
How much do your balls hurt?
It burns so bad right now.
No, that's not...
This is nothing.
I thought it'd be more...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We do our penises next, then the butthole.
How we did the benkei.
We got to do the whole thing, you know?
Or else we're just half-assed doing it.
So, go choose next.
So, go back in the corner, guys.
Come on.
Please.
Please.
Okay.
What do we do?
What do we do?
What do we do?
Go choose second.
But no asshole.
No, but if...
Penis, no asshole.
Okay.
No asshole.
I won't do my asshole.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
But we have to do our own...
We're not going to take it.
You're not going to take it.
Yeah, yeah.
I have to see you do it first.
Okay.
And you go first.
So, anyway.
So, the baby...
Is your baby a crier?
Does it cry at night?
Yeah, occasionally.
But are you staying up?
Like, who's in charge of staying up?
Who's in charge of staying up?
Is it you and your wife?
Do you have shared duties?
It's mainly my wife.
Because I've been busy editing the Scissor Brothers podcast.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And then, like, I had a gig in Ventura last night.
So, she watched the baby while I was gone doing shows.
Oh, cool, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
You can't think of your brain.
Your brain is frozen, isn't it?
No, I'm not going to try.
I'm a professional.
The fear has set in, my friend.
I'm a professional.
The fear has set in.
I'm a professional.
I'm a professional.
Yeah, so, for me, you know, I'm going...
It hurts, doesn't it?
Yeah.
So, for me...
Does your penis hurt now?
Yes.
It doesn't get better.
Yeah, so, what I'm saying to you...
What I'm saying is, I'm going...
Stop.
Let's be serious.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
Let's start over.
And I want people to feel...
You're sweating.
You're sweating.
You're sweating right now.
Let's start over.
I'm going to start the podcast over.
And let's make people pretend that we didn't do it, okay?
All right?
So, here we go, right?
Five, four, three.
We're bad friends.
Hey, welcome to another episode of bad friends.
And we've got...
My brother Steve, I haven't seen you in a while.
It's good seeing you.
Good seeing you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we've got...
Jules there?
Jules is there?
Yeah, yeah.
Hi.
Hi.
Yeah, yeah.
Hi, Tito Bobby.
Hello, Jules.
Welcome back.
I mean, well, hello.
Anyway, so, dude, I haven't seen you in so long.
It's good seeing you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Real good seeing you.
You want to do a prayer?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, do a prayer.
Dear Lord, thank you for allowing us to meet today and congregate, and thank
you for such
a beautiful day.
Thank you for our food that we eat every day, and just allowing all these great
opportunities
that you're providing.
We say this in your name, Lord.
Amen.
It's a good prayer.
Thank you.
It's a really good prayer.
When does it go away?
It won't.
What do you mean it won't?
Yeah, it won't go away.
So, um, I'm going to, I'm going to out of town.
I'm going out of town.
Yeah.
You have some show dates?
Yeah.
No, I'm going to shoot a movie in Hungary.
Oh, that's right.
Next week.
Yeah, that's right.
Are you, so what's your role?
Like, can you tell us about your role?
No, I don't w