Name: Rudy Is Forced To Try Stand Up for the First Time | Bad Friends Clips w/Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2021-07-07T20:30:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Is Forced To Try Stand Up for the First Time | Bad Friends Clips w/Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Is Forced To Try Stand Up for the First Time | Bad Friends Clips w/Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-07. Transcript available.

- We're bad friends.
- What I realized last night was that if you and I,
say if we went on tour, we did 30 minute sets.
- Yeah.
- Each.
- And then did--
- Time together.
- Time together then, great show.
- I know, we should do it.
- Jules can come up and open.
- I cannot wait.
Oh, can you come on Tuesday?
- To not open, right?
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, to hang.
- Yeah.
- But also you have to introduce us.
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I can't!
- Jules, all you have to do is this.
- Show up.
- It's not hard.
- No.
- We're not asking you to write jokes or to perform.
You just gotta walk up in front of the audience.
Just shut the fuck up!
- That's it.
- And just listen.
- That's it.
- And you're going to go, hi everybody.
Can you say that?
- Do it now.
- Hi everybody.
- No, there's a room full of people.
This is not a library.
Just vocalize.
Hey everybody.
- Hi everybody.
- Great.
- Hey Jules.
- People will cheer.
- Oh yeah.
- And Jules will cheer, right?
- Oh yeah.
- Are you guys ready for, you know, T2Bob?
- But you said I just have to introduce you.
- That is what he's doing.
- That's what I'm doing!
You can't just say hi by everybody and just walk off stage.
- No, I'll just say, here's T2Bobby and T2Andrew.
- Yeah, yeah.
- But with enthusiasm.
- With enthusiasm.
- It's gotta sound like you like it.
- Yeah.
See, can I just tell you something that happened the other day?
- Mm-hmm.
- With her?
So we're in the fucking driveway and our neighbors are cool guys.
- Yeah.
- Right, young guys.
And they play music.
- They're in a band?
- Yeah, and they're young.
They're like 20, 21, yeah, her age.
- Okay.
- And they're like,
"Hey guys, we're doing like a party next door.
You guys are welcome to come by.
Great music, beers, have fun."
Bunch of young people.
- Okay.
- Next door to my house.
- So me, Kalilah, and Jules were ready to go get something to eat.
- Mm-hmm.
- And we looked at Jules and we go,
"I think you should go."
- Now send her by herself.
You guys don't wanna go.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Because they're young people, we know them, it's safe.
And she's like, "No, no."
And I'm like, yeah, I think,
'cause she's been trapped in the house for a year.
She doesn't hang out with anybody her own age.
- Why didn't you wanna go over?
- I wanted to, but I'm shy.
- Right, so then-
- You live next to them.
- I know, so I get in the car and it's two houses down.
We just kinda stop her from the house and we look up,
there's lights.
- Having a blast.
- You can see people having beers and having a good time, right?
And we just go, "Get out."
- Oh, you kicked her out of the car?
- Yeah.
- Did you go?
- And then, so this is, she goes,
"Okay, so just go up the stairs."
We go, "Yeah."
So we drop her off, we do a U-turn later,
come back up to see if she went.
She's not there anymore.
- She went home.
- She went home.
You went home.
Why did you do that?
- I went up and then I tried to knock, but I couldn't.
- You don't knock at a fucking party, you just walk in.
- I didn't know.
- We gotta teach this kid how to party.
- I know, like everything.
Yeah, yeah.
- All you have to do is show up.
If it's an open door like that, if it's a party,
it just means come on in, say hi,
and you just walk up to someone.
You knew the guys, right?
Didn't you know 'em?
- No.
- I've never met those guys.
- But you knew they're our neighbors
and they're young and stuff,
and there was a bunch of people up there.
- Are they famous kids?
- I don't know who they are.
Probably YouTube people, but then-
- We're YouTube people.
- That's right.
And we, so Kalei and I went to eat.
We came back.
- And she was at home.
- And she's still at home.
So you know what we did?
- Beat the shit out of her.
- We took her there.
- Oh, you really walked her over there?
- Yeah.
- Really?
- Yeah, and we go, go up there.
- And?
- She went up there, and this is what she does.
This is so pitiful.
She goes up there, the music's played,
she puts on her video camera,
and she just does like a, you know what I mean?
- Like I'm here.
- A panoramic video thing, right?
And then she pushes pause,
she runs back downstairs just to prove that she went.
- Did you have anything to drink?
- They gave me something.
- Oh my God, was Bill Cosby there?
- Hey, hey, hey Jules, drink this.
- Wait a minute.
They gave you a drink, you drank it.
- Booze?
- I don't know, but it tasted like alcohol.
- And then did you enjoy the drink?
- It was fine.
- How long did you stay?
- 20 minutes.
- That's not, that's not even real.
That's like you said hi.
- That's why when we go to Cancun.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
When are you 21?
- Next year.
- You can only have to be 18 to drink in Mexico.
- Oh, that's right.
- Yeah.
- She can drink, you can party.
- So you get to drink and party.
There's gonna be, it's Cancun,
so it's gonna be a lot of young people.
- I mean, I think that's the whole place.
I don't know why we're going.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, so they're gonna be way young people.
- And then there's gonna be parties.
- Wheelchairs for us.
- There's gonna be parties.
- You're drinking.
You're doing drugs.
- 'Cause Just for Laughs are gonna have
those night parties that you have.
- A big time.
- Big time at the bars.
So you're gonna be partying with the best comics on planet Earth.
- Your buddy, Tom Segura's gonna be there.
- Tommy's gonna be there.
- Anthony Jaselnik.
- Jaselnik's gonna be there.
Who else?
- I don't even know.
I'd have to look up the--
- Yeah, yeah, but a lot of big people.
- A lot, a lot of big names.
And you're gonna be able to drink there.
Will you wanna party there?
- Yeah.
- Jeffrey, Jeffrey--
- Epstein, he'll be there.
- Jeffrey Epstein will be there.
- He'll be there, I think so.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Wait, so here you go.
So far, for the Just For Laughs lineup
that we're gonna do in Cancun,
it is Jim Jeffries, Tom Segura, Nikki Glaser,
Steve-O, Nicole Byer, Jay Farrow,
Girls Gotta Eat with a podcast,
Donnell Rawlings, Ron Funches,
Goddamn Comedy Jam, Deborah Giovanni,
and of course, yours truly, the Bad Friends Crew.
That's a lot of good people that you can party with.
You excited?
- Yeah.
- Couldn't care less.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.