Name: Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee React to Come See Me Viral Video | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee React to Come See Me Viral Video | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-14. Transcript available.

We're Bob's friends.
What's the male Karen?
Chad.
Chad? That's what they deemed it, Chad?
So Chad is the male Karen.
Yeah.
You've seen this guy, you know this guy.
So for the context, Bob, show me the video.
See, he says the N-word, he's yelling at someone who's recording,
and then he's bold enough to give his address.
Yeah, it's the best.
Okay, let's play the video, and then, you know.
Play the video.
He's out of here, and he can't do shit.
That's me talking shit.
He's getting pelted in the face.
Look at the guy.
Rowan, rowan, rowan, rowan, rowan.
This guy does a fucking slam dunk water bottle.
Right here.
Amazing. Watch what this guy does.
This guy's the best.
We've got to get this guy on a podcast.
Here's a D1 athlete.
Here's a D1 athlete.
Ready?
Yeah.
Look at these hops.
Watch.
Dude in the hat.
No!
So wait a minute.
He got pelted with bottles outside of his house.
Did they police escort him away?
Is that what it was?
Well, they arrested him for harassment.
Because he was harassing someone.
Yeah, right.
So he's in...
You know, but they really went there because they didn't want him to get killed.
Yeah.
So he's handcuffed, right?
Uh-huh.
And he's like...
Also, they broke the windows of his house.
Yeah.
You don't yell the N-word and then say your address and say, come see me.
It's the dumbest...
The dumbest fucking white nationalist I've ever seen.
Dumb.
Your address...
You give the address...
My address?
...to your enemy.
I would give your address.
I'd give your address.
And then your address.
You don't give your own address.
What kind of dipshit goes, yeah, come see me.
You attack an entire race of people and go, come to my house.
Right.
And you're not in the South.
No, dude.
You're in this...
You're in New Jersey.
Yeah, you're in Jersey.
You're in New Jersey.
Not hard to get to.
Yeah, not hard to get to.
Not hard to get to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fact that this...
By the way, you know who I feel kind of bummed for?
These cops are getting pelted with shit.
Yeah.
And they're like, all we're trying to do is get this racist out of here so you
guys don't kill
him and we have to clean up a murder scene.
No, I'll tell you why.
Because when you...
The video that we saw before, it's a longer video.
Of course.
So there's a moment where...
Do you know the whole context of the video or no?
The moment he's saying all these racial...
Whatever, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a cop there.
Oh.
Right?
And then he's like, he can't do nothing.
The white nation's like, I know the law.
I can say whatever I want.
They all know the law, by the way.
These guys are big.
They're lawyers.
They're all lawyers.
White nationalists are all lawyers.
Yeah.
That's my favorite thing on the internet.
They go, I know my rights.
Yeah.
Do you?
Yeah.
Do you grade school dropout?
Do you really know your rights?
But let's take First Amendment, right?
They go, I'm exercising my First Amendment rights.
No, man.
You can't yell racial epithets in the street.
Regardless, it's like, but these people too are exercising their rights.
Well, not to throw bottles at your face.
I doubt it, but to show up.
That's just karma.
I know, but to show up.
To show up.
Yeah, that's it.
They can show up.
They can show up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And protest your house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And protest you as a human.
Hitting you in the face with a bottle.
Illegal, but also funny.
Funny and funny.
Check on very funny.
Hey, man, turns out you can't yell the N-word in the street and then give your
address and
then expect people not to show up and hit you in the face with stuff.
Yeah.
Just a vague.
Hey, by the way, if you hate black people or anybody, don't yell it in the
street and
then give your address.
Simple rule.
I would love to have a time machine.
Simple rule.
Go back in the past.
You know, back.
Like if it escaped.
Like a slave escaped a plantation.
White people would gather together with torches.
Like just like this, but the opposite.
And hunt this person down.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
I would love to go back in the past and just have this video.
I'm not laughing at what you're saying.
I'm laughing at where your head is going.
And just, and to look at these white people and go, this is the future.
Show them what it's.
Yeah.
This is what it looks like.
They will blow their minds.
Yeah.
Be careful what you're doing now because this is the future.
Yeah.
Show the, go back to, right under the play button.
Scrub, scroll back.
Yeah, scrub to there.
Here's where we watch our boy dunk one more time.
Let's watch him dunk one more time.
You push pause.
I'll give you props.
Hold on.
You can turn the music off.
Yeah.
If you give me the, if you pause on it at the right spot.
Okay.
Go and mid hop.
Ready?
And now beautiful.
Beautiful.
Look at that.
The hops on him.
Look at the form.
The hops.
Yeah.
Look at the hook.
You know what?
Also for better grippage, the glove.
Oh, he's got a glove on.
For better grippage.
Because he was like, if I'm throwing water bottles, you know, I'm bringing a
glove.
Yeah.
So it doesn't slip.
You know what I mean?
Because the water doesn't come out.
Genius.
Genius.
Now, let's see how hard he throws it.
Let's press play.
Really good rotation.
Real rotation.
The follow through was incredible.
It's a spike.
It's a spike.
It's a volleyball spike.
It was a spike, dude.
Volleyball coaches all over the country.
Yeah.
We've got your guy.
Press play.
And...
And...
Right.
I mean, look at the elevation.
Scholarship.
Look at the...
D1.
D1 scholarship.
Hello, UCLA.
Yeah, yeah.
I have your guy.
This guy's the best.
Look at the elevation.
Look at the elevation.
He used another human being...
A shoulder.
As a shoulder pump.
Perfect.
If you're going to jump...
Look at...
Let's do it one more time.
If you're going to jump and ready...
Look at this.
Well, he's holding on to hit one of his buddies.
Yeah.
It's like the Olympics where they go on the hobby horse thing.
The pommel horse.
The pommel horse.
Yeah, yeah.
He's pommel horse.
He's pommel horsing another person.
That's amazing.
By the way, this is sprinkled with some whites out there.
Yeah.
They got some love.
They got some local white support.
Look at...
There's a grocery bag.
Someone was just shopping trying to get home.
Somebody was just coming home from Trader Joe's.
Speaking of...
Speaking of...
Speaking of...
Speaking of...