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Do you know Green Day?
Do you know that band?
God, that's so weird.
Billy Joel Armstrong wrote you a fucking letter?
Where he sent me coffee.
Time out.
Are you friends with him?
Yeah.
You are?
Yeah.
He did TB?
No.
He did a belly?
I have a weird story with him.
With Billy Joel Armstrong?
Yeah, yeah.
Please.
Like, arguably, so much of my influence when I was in a band in high school.
He did Mad TV, right?
Oh, he was a guest.
Yeah, his Green Day played Mad TV.
Right.
We would get, like, Marilyn Manson and Green Day to play Mad TV, right?
Wow, yeah.
And that's where I learned, that's where I met, like, Ryan Reynolds.
We had young actors as well that would guest star or whatever, right?
Mm-hmm.
So that's where I met Billy.
But then, like, Billy and I became, for some reason, Mad TV was like,
we're going to send you out to the Grammys to me,
and you're going to interview people on the red carpet.
That's great.
Yeah, so I would, like, interview people at, like, you know, the Emmys.
That's awesome.
Or the Grammys.
Didn't you like that?
I hated it.
Why, Bob?
Because you're with the press, so it's like...
Yeah, but they know you're a comedian.
I want to be, I want to be, no.
At the time, no one knew who I was.
Oh.
So I want to be, like, on the red carpet,
and I'm with 50,000 people with cameras and going,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean?
Like, it was terrible.
Didn't they have a press person go,
excuse me, we have a guy from Mad TV to be a comedian?
Yeah, and nobody would want to do it.
Right.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I said something...
Give it.
So hacky.
Give it.
And it makes me sweat so much.
I can't, I can't.
I don't think.
Please.
Oh, my God.
It makes, it's so embarrassing.
So what?
We all have embarrassing shit.
What was it?
So I, I, I, I'm, and me and Nicole Parker are at the Emmys.
Mm-hmm.
And no one will come.
And then William H. Macy.
Love.
Right?
Decides to come, right?
And I go, I saw, so, how's the department stores?
Did you really say that to William H. Macy?
How are the department stores?
Do you even get that joke, Rudy?
No.
This department store is called Macy's.
Do you know Macy's?
Yeah.
You know, like Nordstrom's...
Oh, his response was worse.
Yeah, he probably said, go fuck yourself.
No.
You're a comedian?
And he walked away.
Oh, my God.
I like that guy so much more.
Oh, my God.
How much more do I like William H. Macy now that he said that to you?
You're a comedian?
Walks away?
And, and, but it was one of those things where it's like when it was coming out
of my mouth,
my mind and my filter and everything about me inside, you know what I mean?
Code Red!
Bail!
Bail!
Yeah, yeah.
But it was still coming out.
It was still coming out.
How did, how did...
And they're like, sorry, boss, it's already in the thing, you know?
We sent that out!
We sent it out!
You know what I mean?
What did Nicole say?
Oh, she blushed.
All the blood, you know what I mean?
Just rushed into her face red.
Mm-hmm.
And she was just kind of looking on the ground, cross-eyed, sweat dripping.
Upset.
Because imagine, so you're, he goes, and you're a comedian?
He walks away.
This is me.
I would love to see that.
And Nicole Parker, we're just sitting there like this.
And I remember turning to Nicole and going something like, this is my last one
of these.
How many have you done?
Like six or seven.
Oh, were they paying you money?
The show was.
But I mean, that was just a thing you had to do outside of the show.
And also the show, I mean, obviously you're on a late night sketch show.
You're not making that much money to ruin your career by going...
That started your career.
How was the...
Yeah, at the time though, you think it's done.
Yeah.
You know?
How's the...
How's the department store?
You're a comedian, huh?
Oh my God.
How, what did Billy Joel say?
What, I want to...
So anyway, so Billy Joel, right, one...
I remember one night, it was after some...
Some event or something.
And his wife and him, I didn't know them at all.
Right, like you...
What do you mean?
I barely knew him.
You know what I mean?
He was always nice to me though.
Yeah.
He was always like a really nice guy.
He really is.
Have you ever met him?
No.
But I think they're phenomenal.
So talented.
Very cool.
I remember when he goes, ah, fuck, let's not go to that bar.
And he goes, we're staying at this hotel.
My wife and I come just to the room.
We'll hang out.
I swear to God.
No, it wasn't that vibe.
No, it wasn't that...
Yeah.
It wasn't that vibe.
It wasn't that vibe.
No, no.
So I just remember like...
Come to the room and hang out with my wife and I?
No, because his wife was in the room.
I know, but also let's just meet...
So this is what happened.
Never inviting someone up to my room with my wife.
Well, back then...
It was the 90s.
Yeah.
So we were just like...
I just remember...
I'm...
He's laying on the bed.
Okay.
It wasn't like that.
I'm lying on my back.
He's laying on the bed.
I'm laying on my back and his wife was knitting.
This is hot.
On the fucking couch.
This is porn.
She was like making a blanket or something.
And we talked for like three or four hours.
Just sitting on the beds.
No, I'm laying on the ground.
He's laying on the bed.
We're just laughing and telling stories and stuff.
And I remember just going,
all right, later.
And I left.
It was really sweet.
Yeah.
It was a cool little...
I've had so many little moments.
Weird moments like that.
So you have to cherish those.
Yeah.
And know that those are really important instead of...
When you get upset and you get weirded out by the business
and you're sad,
you have those moments for the rest of your life.
If I look back,
I have so many little moments
like when John Cena...
You know John Cena, right?
No, I don't know who John Cena is.
Who is he?
He's an actor.
Is he though?
He's in the W.
He was in the W.
I know.
I saw Fast 9.
I saw Fast...
He's in that?
John Cena is like the main opposition to...
So he...
Vin Diesel.
I remember like when...
We're all about family.
I remember we did 24 with Bobby Lee, right?
And John Cena, I go...
We did it in my apartment.
So I go, I'm sleeping.
So you have to wake me up.
So slap me in the chest.
So the first take, he goes like that.
And I go...
And I kind of got mad.
I was just like, dude.
Hit me.
Look, this is television.
It reads.
Hit me.
Hit me as hard as you can.
Yes.
And he goes, I'll break every bone in your body.
I go, hit me.
I will break...
I go, hit me.
See, I just remember like laying there
and then like knocking out.
Oh, he woke you up to knock you out.
No, I was unconscious.
Like he went...
Right on my thing, right?
And I went to heaven, right?
Jesus.
And I came back into my body, right?
And then for some reason, I got up.
And then I go, go back to the first thing.
Yeah, do what you did before.
Yeah, do what you did before.
You're right.
Was he a cool guy?
I love him.
One of the nicest guys.
Tell me how many small, beautiful moments you've had.
But I have these little tiny moments
with Billy Joel, with John Cena,
with a million things.
I'll tell you another thing.
I'll ever tell you about the Asian sex party?
Wait.
Have we talked about that on this show?
Yeah, I think that was one of the first five episodes.
We did.
Let me tell you something.
I've had a lot...
I've been lucky to have a lot of little moments,
but I was so young in the business that...
You've had good moments.
Well, when I did Punk'd,
we met a million celebrities.
Right.
But I just...
But I was so embarrassed about doing the show
that it was a little hard for me.
Like, Drake, I drove Drake to meet the president.
He thought he was meeting Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
Oh, so you're also...
You have to be in the scene and commit to the scene
and you have to play this guy.
Almost be invisible.
Yeah, you do.
You have to be a chameleon.
You have to be a chameleon.
That must be hard.
And then it's also like...
It's not as if you're the star of the show.
You're kind of just a player.
Right?
So you have to kind of be unknown almost.
Well, you do have to be unknown.
And then afterwards,
sometimes they like you and you get to know them.
I mean, that's how I got to know Bam Margera.
Like, I got to know some people from the show
because afterwards they were like,
yo, that was great.
Yeah.
Because we also wrote the show.
Yeah.
So that was cool.
But there were moments where,
you know,
we would have to mess with celebrities
and you're like,
then they're upset when it's over
and then they hate you.
And you're like,
it's not me.
Yeah.
It's a thing.
And they're like,
no, fuck you.
Really?
Kind of.
I mean,
are there times where,
I mean,
obviously this happens where they go,
I'm not going to sign the NDA for that.
All the time.
Release.
That happened so much.
It was insane.
And then you have some producers come up.
Come on, man.
They beg
and they offer money
and whatever they can do.
I mean,
it just doesn't work
because people are like,
no,
we're not going to do it.
Wow.
Unless the star that punked them was so big,
like when Bieber did people,
when we worked with him,
no one was going to say no.
Right.
Because the airtime for them was like,
huge.
Anybody said,
yeah.
Yeah.
Mac Miller,
who's passed away,
he was incredible.
And he was a kid.
He was probably 18 or 17.
And man,
he was so good.
So young.
How did he die?
Overdose.
I mean,
you know,
it's really weird
because it was like,
it was an accident.
I think he went to bed
and took a couple of pills
to go to sleep
and just didn't wake up.
Yeah.
That's the kind of stuff
that you should be lucky
that you're alive
because of all the stuff
that you did.
Some people just take
a couple of pills
and they never wake up.
Yeah.
And you did so much more.
Yeah.
But you never did pills.
I did.
That was my main thing.
No,
but you didn't like
mix a bunch of stuff
and then take pills
and go to bed.
Yeah.
I would take
six Valiums.
At night before you went to sleep?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I mean,
Jerry Seinfeld saw my dick.
What is up with that?
You hear about that?
Yeah,
we've talked about that on here.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah.
About Jerry.
Yeah, he hated it.
Well,
that apparently was just a rumor.
All right, George,
I sometimes repeat myself.
There's no way,
you don't have to fucking shame me.
Yeah,
we heard about that already.
Move on.
He does that thing
where he gets a little too
uppity-buppity.
It's also,
dude, listen.
Do you know what he didn't do?
You know what he didn't do?
Didn't introduce me
to his wife at the party.
She had to come up to me.
I know.
I saw that.
She goes,
hi,
we didn't get to meet.
Yeah, I just saw that.
George,
why didn't you introduce me
to your wife and your baby?
I was busy with my baby.
Sorry, sir.
But I show up,
I say hi.
I did.
How nice, Bob,
was I?
I went around to everybody.
Come on,
I introduced you.
You were a sweetheart.
And I went around to everybody
and I said hi,
and you know who's the sweetest to me?
Yeah.
Everybody but George.
Oh, come on.
Who I know,
the most personal.
I know you more than anybody there.
Kalilah's mom was so polite and nice.
The redheaded firefighter guy
was incredible.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Yeah, yeah.
Whose wife works for?
NASA.
But UCLA,
but it's NASA too.
Oh, did you get that?
My favorite thing about
when Bobby,
when you introduce me to people,
your information I know is wrong.
No, it's not that.
I like to embellish
and make people look good.
Always.
Right?
So if you work.
She works for NASA
and I go,
really?
And I go,
in what capacity?
You go,
dude,
on the aerospace,
on the fucking rockets.
And I was like,
whoa.
And so when Jeff goes,
hey, great to meet you.
And I said,
great to meet you.
And then he said,
I said,
your wife works for NASA.
That's incredible.
He goes,
she works for UCLA,
but in conjunction with NASA.
I go,
is she a rocket scientist?
And he goes,
well,
she works on the pieces
for the pieces
that go for the rocket.
Yeah, she works at NASA.
You made it sound like
she's fucking in a rocket.
No, I didn't say that.
She was like a five.
Does Tito Bobby exaggerate
when he meets,
when he's talking about people
and what they do?
A little.
Yeah.
We're going to add
another minute tonight
to your set.
No!
Yeah, yeah.
No.
Another minute to your set tonight.
Just a couple of minutes.
A couple of extra minutes.
No.
Tell me.
Yeah.
If this goes well,
this thing that we're doing,
do you want to do
a Bad Friends tour or no?
Yeah.
Because last time
we talked about it,
you were a little skeptical.
In fact,
you didn't even tell me
you wanted a tour
until 2022.
Listen, I think
that we should do this.
I think,
here's what I'm willing to do.
I'm willing to do like,
how about if I do
15, 20 minutes on stage
as stand-up,
you do 30,
whatever you want to do,
right?
Then we do,
come out together
and do the show.
Come out together,
but we also do a podcast almost.
Yeah, you come out
and do the show.
We do a live podcast.
How do we do it?
If we could do it somehow
where we do the live podcast,
but also do a little stand-up
and also do a little double thing,
right?
And then Jules is there too
on stage, right?
If we go on tour,
you're going.
Yeah.
When does school start
in the fall?
August 30.
August 30th.
Yeah.
And then what do you have to do
for school?
Can you do stuff online?
Yeah.
It doesn't have to be in person.
Yeah, it doesn't have to be in person.
Dude, the world has changed so much.
I know.
That's insane to me.
You can just,
now she can tour.
You can tour with us.
And she doesn't have to worry
about missing anything
because we just have to have
internet for her.
Yeah.
We just have to get those little,
what are those?
You know, like mobile hotspots
or whatever?
That's what we need to do.
Yeah.
Dude, what a life.
No, honestly,
let's book some dates then.
Let's try one.
We will.
No, like in August.
I'm serious.
Let's do it.
Because that's funny
because speaking of Rudy's popularity,
which is a little much,
she was getting drunk
at your house, dude.
She was on four White Claws.
Not even just drunk.
Let me say something.
Shit face.
Because when I looked over
and I said,
She was blitzed.
I said,
what are you doing over there, Rudy?
And she goes,
fuck off.
That's what she said by the pool.
Fuck off.
Yeah.
I did not like it.
I didn't like the attitude,
but she said,
black cherry.
That's what she said.
Yeah.
Charles Bukowski is my favorite.
Is that what she said?
Yeah.
Charles Bukowski is my favorite.
You're big on Bukowski now?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, you know.
You are.
I feel cool of that.
She's no longer a high schooler.
I can see it now.
Now she's an adult to you?
Well, she put a half a tank of gas
in the car,
which is cool.
Did you really?
I put full, not half.
It wasn't full.
It wasn't full.
Is that the first time
you've ever pumped your own gas?
No, I didn't while he was away.
Yeah.
It wasn't full.
It was a full.
No, it wasn't full.
It was full.
I swear on my mother's life
it wasn't.
You're just blind to Bobby.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's not going to swear
on his mother's life
or something that's not true.
Speaking of which,
we still need to go out to Phoenix
and see your mom.
We will.
I'm just blind?
Yeah.
Another minute.
No.
What is that, five now?
Yeah, six minutes.
Oh, six minutes now?
Yeah.
You listen,
you keep amping it up.
This is what
you're going to get into.
This is what you're going to get into.

Bobby Lee Reminisces About His Early Career with Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips

Do you know Green Day?
Do you know that band?
God, that's so weird.
Billy Joel Armstrong wrote you a fucking letter?
Where he sent me coffee.
Time out.
Are you friends with him?
Yeah.
You are?
Yeah.
He did TB?
No.
He did a belly?
I have a weird story with him.
With Billy Joel Armstrong?
Yeah, yeah.
Please.
Like, arguably, so much of my influence when I was in a band in high school.
He did Mad TV, right?
Oh, he was a guest.
Yeah, his Green Day played Mad TV.
Right.
We would get, like, Marilyn Manson and Green Day to play Mad TV, right?
Wow, yeah.
And that's where I learned, that's where I met, like, Ryan Reynolds.
We had young actors as well that would guest star or whatever, right?
Mm-hmm.
So that's where I met Billy.
But then, like, Billy and I became, for some reason, Mad TV was like,
we're going to send you out to the Grammys to me,
and you're going to interview people on the red carpet.
That's great.
Yeah, so I would, like, interview people at, like, you know, the Emmys.
That's awesome.
Or the Grammys.
Didn't you like that?
I hated it.
Why, Bob?
Because you're with the press, so it's like...
Yeah, but they know you're a comedian.
I want to be, I want to be, no.
At the time, no one knew who I was.
Oh.
So I want to be, like, on the red carpet,
and I'm with 50,000 people with cameras and going,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean?
Like, it was terrible.
Didn't they have a press person go,
excuse me, we have a guy from Mad TV to be a comedian?
Yeah, and nobody would want to do it.
Right.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I said something...
Give it.
So hacky.
Give it.
And it makes me sweat so much.
I can't, I can't.
I don't think.
Please.
Oh, my God.
It makes, it's so embarrassing.
So what?
We all have embarrassing shit.
What was it?
So I, I, I, I'm, and me and Nicole Parker are at the Emmys.
Mm-hmm.
And no one will come.
And then William H. Macy.
Love.
Right?
Decides to come, right?
And I go, I saw, so, how's the department stores?
Did you really say that to William H. Macy?
How are the department stores?
Do you even get that joke, Rudy?
No.
This department store is called Macy's.
Do you know Macy's?
Yeah.
You know, like Nordstrom's...
Oh, his response was worse.
Yeah, he probably said, go fuck yourself.
No.
You're a comedian?
And he walked away.
Oh, my God.
I like that guy so much more.
Oh, my God.
How much more do I like William H. Macy now that he said that to you?
You're a comedian?
Walks away?
And, and, but it was one of those things where it's like when it was coming out
of my mouth,
my mind and my filter and everything about me inside, you know what I mean?
Code Red!
Bail!
Bail!
Yeah, yeah.
But it was still coming out.
It was still coming out.
How did, how did...
And they're like, sorry, boss, it's already in the thing, you know?
We sent that out!
We sent it out!
You know what I mean?
What did Nicole say?
Oh, she blushed.
All the blood, you know what I mean?
Just rushed into her face red.
Mm-hmm.
And she was just kind of looking on the ground, cross-eyed, sweat dripping.
Upset.
Because imagine, so you're, he goes, and you're a comedian?
He walks away.
This is me.
I would love to see that.
And Nicole Parker, we're just sitting there like this.
And I remember turning to Nicole and going something like, this is my last one
of these.
How many have you done?
Like six or seven.
Oh, were they paying you money?
The show was.
But I mean, that was just a thing you had to do outside of the show.
And also the show, I mean, obviously you're on a late night sketch show.
You're not making that much money to ruin your career by going...
That started your career.
How was the...
Yeah, at the time though, you think it's done.
Yeah.
You know?
How's the...
How's the department store?
You're a comedian, huh?
Oh my God.
How, what did Billy Joel say?
What, I want to...
So anyway, so Billy Joel, right, one...
I remember one night, it was after some...
Some event or something.
And his wife and him, I didn't know them at all.
Right, like you...
What do you mean?
I barely knew him.
You know what I mean?
He was always nice to me though.
Yeah.
He was always like a really nice guy.
He really is.
Have you ever met him?
No.
But I think they're phenomenal.
So talented.
Very cool.
I remember when he goes, ah, fuck, let's not go to that bar.
And he goes, we're staying at this hotel.
My wife and I come just to the room.
We'll hang out.
I swear to God.
No, it wasn't that vibe.
No, it wasn't that...
Yeah.
It wasn't that vibe.
It wasn't that vibe.
No, no.
So I just remember like...
Come to the room and hang out with my wife and I?
No, because his wife was in the room.
I know, but also let's just meet...
So this is what happened.
Never inviting someone up to my room with my wife.
Well, back then...
It was the 90s.
Yeah.
So we were just like...
I just remember...
I'm...
He's laying on the bed.
Okay.
It wasn't like that.
I'm lying on my back.
He's laying on the bed.
I'm laying on my back and his wife was knitting.
This is hot.
On the fucking couch.
This is porn.
She was like making a blanket or something.
And we talked for like three or four hours.
Just sitting on the beds.
No, I'm laying on the ground.
He's laying on the bed.
We're just laughing and telling stories and stuff.
And I remember just going,
all right, later.
And I left.
It was really sweet.
Yeah.
It was a cool little...
I've had so many little moments.
Weird moments like that.
So you have to cherish those.
Yeah.
And know that those are really important instead of...
When you get upset and you get weirded out by the business
and you're sad,
you have those moments for the rest of your life.
If I look back,
I have so many little moments
like when John Cena...
You know John Cena, right?
No, I don't know who John Cena is.
Who is he?
He's an actor.
Is he though?
He's in the W.
He was in the W.
I know.
I saw Fast 9.
I saw Fast...
He's in that?
John Cena is like the main opposition to...
So he...
Vin Diesel.
I remember like when...
We're all about family.
I remember we did 24 with Bobby Lee, right?
And John Cena, I go...
We did it in my apartment.
So I go, I'm sleeping.
So you have to wake me up.
So slap me in the chest.
So the first take, he goes like that.
And I go...
And I kind of got mad.
I was just like, dude.
Hit me.
Look, this is television.
It reads.
Hit me.
Hit me as hard as you can.
Yes.
And he goes, I'll break every bone in your body.
I go, hit me.
I will break...
I go, hit me.
See, I just remember like laying there
and then like knocking out.
Oh, he woke you up to knock you out.
No, I was unconscious.
Like he went...
Right on my thing, right?
And I went to heaven, right?
Jesus.
And I came back into my body, right?
And then for some reason, I got up.
And then I go, go back to the first thing.
Yeah, do what you did before.
Yeah, do what you did before.
You're right.
Was he a cool guy?
I love him.
One of the nicest guys.
Tell me how many small, beautiful moments you've had.
But I have these little tiny moments
with Billy Joel, with John Cena,
with a million things.
I'll tell you another thing.
I'll ever tell you about the Asian sex party?
Wait.
Have we talked about that on this show?
Yeah, I think that was one of the first five episodes.
We did.
Let me tell you something.
I've had a lot...
I've been lucky to have a lot of little moments,
but I was so young in the business that...
You've had good moments.
Well, when I did Punk'd,
we met a million celebrities.
Right.
But I just...
But I was so embarrassed about doing the show
that it was a little hard for me.
Like, Drake, I drove Drake to meet the president.
He thought he was meeting Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
Oh, so you're also...
You have to be in the scene and commit to the scene
and you have to play this guy.
Almost be invisible.
Yeah, you do.
You have to be a chameleon.
You have to be a chameleon.
That must be hard.
And then it's also like...
It's not as if you're the star of the show.
You're kind of just a player.
Right?
So you have to kind of be unknown almost.
Well, you do have to be unknown.
And then afterwards,
sometimes they like you and you get to know them.
I mean, that's how I got to know Bam Margera.
Like, I got to know some people from the show
because afterwards they were like,
yo, that was great.
Yeah.
Because we also wrote the show.
Yeah.
So that was cool.
But there were moments where,
you know,
we would have to mess with celebrities
and you're like,
then they're upset when it's over
and then they hate you.
And you're like,
it's not me.
Yeah.
It's a thing.
And they're like,
no, fuck you.
Really?
Kind of.
I mean,
are there times where,
I mean,
obviously this happens where they go,
I'm not going to sign the NDA for that.
All the time.
Release.
That happened so much.
It was insane.
And then you have some producers come up.
Come on, man.
They beg
and they offer money
and whatever they can do.
I mean,
it just doesn't work
because people are like,
no,
we're not going to do it.
Wow.
Unless the star that punked them was so big,
like when Bieber did people,
when we worked with him,
no one was going to say no.
Right.
Because the airtime for them was like,
huge.
Anybody said,
yeah.
Yeah.
Mac Miller,
who's passed away,
he was incredible.
And he was a kid.
He was probably 18 or 17.
And man,
he was so good.
So young.
How did he die?
Overdose.
I mean,
you know,
it's really weird
because it was like,
it was an accident.
I think he went to bed
and took a couple of pills
to go to sleep
and just didn't wake up.
Yeah.
That's the kind of stuff
that you should be lucky
that you're alive
because of all the stuff
that you did.
Some people just take
a couple of pills
and they never wake up.
Yeah.
And you did so much more.
Yeah.
But you never did pills.
I did.
That was my main thing.
No,
but you didn't like
mix a bunch of stuff
and then take pills
and go to bed.
Yeah.
I would take
six Valiums.
At night before you went to sleep?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I mean,
Jerry Seinfeld saw my dick.
What is up with that?
You hear about that?
Yeah,
we've talked about that on here.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah.
About Jerry.
Yeah, he hated it.
Well,
that apparently was just a rumor.
All right, George,
I sometimes repeat myself.
There's no way,
you don't have to fucking shame me.
Yeah,
we heard about that already.
Move on.
He does that thing
where he gets a little too
uppity-buppity.
It's also,
dude, listen.
Do you know what he didn't do?
You know what he didn't do?
Didn't introduce me
to his wife at the party.
She had to come up to me.
I know.
I saw that.
She goes,
hi,
we didn't get to meet.
Yeah, I just saw that.
George,
why didn't you introduce me
to your wife and your baby?
I was busy with my baby.
Sorry, sir.
But I show up,
I say hi.
I did.
How nice, Bob,
was I?
I went around to everybody.
Come on,
I introduced you.
You were a sweetheart.
And I went around to everybody
and I said hi,
and you know who's the sweetest to me?
Yeah.
Everybody but George.
Oh, come on.
Who I know,
the most personal.
I know you more than anybody there.
Kalilah's mom was so polite and nice.
The redheaded firefighter guy
was incredible.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Yeah, yeah.
Whose wife works for?
NASA.
But UCLA,
but it's NASA too.
Oh, did you get that?
My favorite thing about
when Bobby,
when you introduce me to people,
your information I know is wrong.
No, it's not that.
I like to embellish
and make people look good.
Always.
Right?
So if you work.
She works for NASA
and I go,
really?
And I go,
in what capacity?
You go,
dude,
on the aerospace,
on the fucking rockets.
And I was like,
whoa.
And so when Jeff goes,
hey, great to meet you.
And I said,
great to meet you.
And then he said,
I said,
your wife works for NASA.
That's incredible.
He goes,
she works for UCLA,
but in conjunction with NASA.
I go,
is she a rocket scientist?
And he goes,
well,
she works on the pieces
for the pieces
that go for the rocket.
Yeah, she works at NASA.
You made it sound like
she's fucking in a rocket.
No, I didn't say that.
She was like a five.
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when he meets,
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