Name: Rudy Refuses to Bond With Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino
Uploaded: 2021-07-28T23:00:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Refuses to Bond With Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Refuses to Bond With Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-28. Transcript available.

we're mom friends so when we're driving here this is what jules goes jules goes
we had a really nice
moment because we're driving and she goes um to the puppy i go what can you
play american pie
can you play american pie oh the song the song about pie really so i i'm
driving and i'm like
you know i'm trying to find it yeah we park i finally have it on right and i go
the music
starts playing uh you know i don't want to sing it because i want to get flagged
but like now you
can sing it if it's original go ahead do your version bye bye mr american pie
yep right and i'm kind of
like dancing a little bit because and she's sitting there i'm like this could
be a moment between you
guys yeah like a cool summer moment yeah you know and we're we're listening to
a song that she requested
and her uncle you know and my niece we're just having a moment yeah and she
goes let's go inside
and there's waiting and i go no let's have a moment no i don't want to right
and that and i go we're
finishing the song right so we sit there and when i'm trying to get this up and
she does not want to
have a moment with me why don't you want to have a moment with tito because we're
late no you weren't
well you were already late it didn't matter so at that point just just enjoy it
do you not like having
moments with him is that what it is are you scared of having like a a really
nice sweet moment
no i'm okay with it all right well let's have one right now i want you to look
him in the face right
now and say tito bobby i i love and respect you you mean the world to me and
then we're gonna play
american you can't play it huh we can play it you see you sing your own version
okay ready for you guys
guys turn on the radio so say tell me to play the song tito bobby can you play
american pie excuse me
sweetheart which is what i would not say my lovely sweetheart excuse me can you
play american pie oh
sweetheart my love i'll play it play bye bye miss american pie drove my cherry
to the levee but the levee was
dry i'm good old boys that's her she has a migraine don't do that with your
face let's have the moment
this will be the day that i die
okay good that yeah it's not working why don't you why don't you want to
participate and have a
moment with him you know he's getting older and he thinks about this stuff my
parents do this too
they're getting older and they want to soak up these moments because they're
fleeting
yeah you only got seriously think about this i don't know you have 30 summers
left that's it
maybe even less probably 20 summers isn't that crazy it's crazy 20 summer 20
when i look in the mirror
now yeah i go i literally think oh you're dying you're dying like i could see
my my the the bags
in my eyes and the wrinkles and the and the liver spots forming yeah right yep
and i could just see
when i get up i go oh i have to make a noise ah my knees you know my back right
so it's like i'm dying
she's dying and you you don't want to have a moment with me why not rude i don't
know yeah she's tired
she's tired you're tired a lot yeah she's you know she's tired i get you why
she's tired because
she um what she died a busy day today she she saw black widow oh and that's it
that's it oh my god
that's it that's so tiring that was your day yeah oh cool i flew from houston
okay then i got home
had to make dinner clean up the house and do my laundry and then i got here i
got here on time
so shut up yeah black widow widow how did you like it though it was good wasn't
it i heard it was
good what was it it topped the bottom it was the biggest box office top to the
bottom top to the
bottom of the box office
you