Name: Rudy's New Boyfriend | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2021-08-06T00:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's New Boyfriend | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's New Boyfriend | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-06. Transcript available.

- We're bad friends.
- Back to Diego.
- Back to Diego. - I know you wanna go back to Diego.
- Yeah.
- You thought I was gonna go away from him.
- No, I knew we were going back.
- He's a nice guy.
We're not making fun of him, right?
So he's, how old is he?
20, 21.
- 20 or 21.
- He was there with his family.
He's from San Diego.
He's so, we go, "Jules, Jules,
"go swim," right?
'Cause she said that he was cute.
And yes, Diego, she thinks you're cute.
- Wake up.
- Wake up.
- Obviously, she thinks you're cute, Diego.
- Also, Diego, right?
- Get a hint.
- She's the co-star of a very popular podcast.
- No, no, no.
The most popular podcast.
- One of the most popular podcasts.
- The most popular podcast.
- Let's equate it to music back in the late '60s.
We're-
- Mamas and the Papas.
- We're Bee Gees.
- We're the Bee Gees.
- We're the Bee Gees.
- Right.
- And she's- - We're Jefferson Starship.
- She's Maurice Gibbs.
- 100%.
- So who am I?
- You're Barry.
- I'm Barry.
- You gotta be Barry.
- Yeah, and you're-
- I'm the one with the fucked up face.
- You're the one with the fucked up face.
- Face, face, face.
- With the teeth.
- Yeah, yeah.
So, but you're Maurice, right?
So we're the Bee Gees.
Anyway, she was too shy to do it.
We kept pushing her.
- Well, the pushing her is not gonna make her go do it.
- But her sister came up.
- Whose sister?
- Diego's sister.
- Oh, Diego's sister.
- You know what I mean?
- How old are they?
- Diego's sister was 23.
- Yeah.
- A little bit older, a little bit more confident.
- Right, she just comes over and she goes,
"My brother said that you were famous.
I just don't know who the fuck you are."
- Ooh, a little cocky.
- Yeah, but I liked it though.
- Yeah, smooth.
- Yeah, I liked it.
- I don't even know who you are.
- My first reaction, I wanted to go.
- Oh!
- Like this right on the face.
- Clap, clap, clap, clap.
- But I went, good.
- Good.
- That was confident.
- Very good.
- So she says, my brother says you're famous.
I don't know who you are.
And you say, "Yeah, bitch, I'm..."
- No, I go, you have to play humble.
So I go, "Yeah, not a lot of people do."
It's, I don't know, it's a cult thing.
- So cute, so lame.
- I'd say it's a cult thing.
- So then Diego comes out of the water.
- Looking like a snack.
- Oh, it's just wet.
- Looking like a congitos.
Looking like a chocolate-covered peanut.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Here comes the congitos.
- It was Diego, not Ian Edwards.
- All right, it was Ian Edwards, it was Ian Bukino.
- Yeah, okay.
It was Diego, not Devon, I understand, all right.
- So he comes up and they exchange information, right?
Are you embarrassed right now?
- No. - I'm being genuine when I say this.
How does this go in your generation now?
When you say, is it right away like,
"Let me get your number,"
or is it like, "Let me get your Instagram,"
or how does that work?
- Instagram.
- Yeah, it's Gram, see, that's so funny.
- Instagram.
- Like, but our generation, it was always like,
can I have your, you'd have to ask the girl for her number.
- Your home number.
- Right, can I have your home number?
Can I have your home phone number?
- Right, you can never get them at home either.
- Right, you just--
- You would call 20 times a day.
- This is what happened, literally.
- Yeah.
- And the dad would answer.
- Hello?
- Hang up immediately.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I would hang up immediately.
- Uncomfortable.
- I was so scared.
- Or I always wanted like answering machine.
- I loved answering machine.
- Right, and then here's the thing,
I would leave a message, like if I met a girl.
- Yeah.
- And then I wouldn't leave the house for three days.
- Just waiting for them to call back.
- Until the phone call, right?
- Dude, this is so funny.
- And then back then you had no Postmates
or anything like that, right?
- No.
- I would be sitting there.
- You're like, I'm not gonna eat food for a day and a half.
- Yeah, you wouldn't even go to the other room
'cause you wouldn't miss the call.
- I can't miss this call.
- Yeah, yeah, so you're just staring at the phone
for like 24 hours.
- God, that's so funny.
You guys will never know that feeling of like,
when you leave a message.
So if I called a girl and her mom answered,
then I could handle it.
- Right.
- But if the dad answered or the brother--
- You would hang up.
- Or the brother, oh my, I'd throw the fucking phone.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- If the brother was like, what's up?
I'm like, fuck this.
I would hang up immediately.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause the brothers already hated you.
They fucking hated you.
So you weren't gonna be like, hey man, what's up?
'Cause they're like, what do you want?
- What did people do when they were like, late for work?
Like you're in the car, right?
- You were just allowed to be late.
- Are you sure?
- Well, then you'd show up and you'd go,
"Sorry, I was late, there was an accident."
And because they couldn't check it on social media,
they were like, oh, there must've been an accident.
- Oh, you could say anything.
- You got away with everything.
- Yeah, there was a gigantic lizard.
Like I thought it was Godzilla first, but--
- And then everybody, your boss was like,
- Wow, lizards are out again.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, good luck in the office.