Name: Bobby Lee Goes to the Dentist for the First Time | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino
Uploaded: 2021-08-27T23:15:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Goes to the Dentist for the First Time | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Goes to the Dentist for the First Time | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-27. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
Oh, so I went to the dentist today.
Let me see.
No, you didn't clean.
Wait, let me see.
Oh, it looks good.
So, you know, I haven't been to a dentist in a decade.
Yeah.
And so my teeth is hurting.
My teeth is hurting.
All of them?
Two of them.
One down here, one up here.
Uh-huh.
And so I've been taking ibuprofen.
Advil every day.
It hurts so bad and I just, because I go to New York next week, so I'm like,
maybe I'll
just go to, and then Kalehla's like, you got to go.
And I know, I don't know a dentist.
You don't have a dentist that you go to?
I used to go to this place called Best Western Smile or whatever, but it's too
far.
It's a dental office in a Best Western hotel?
I don't know what it's called.
Like ran a room, get a face plane.
No.
But then, so I went to see her dentist.
Kalehla's.
The dentist made me laugh because I didn't tell him, because, you know, I'm
missing 19 teeth
and I have bad gingivitis and I didn't explain that to him.
Yeah, he found out fast.
He opened my mouth and gets the first, no, the first two words out of his mouth
was.
I'll just tell you what it was.
That poop?
Question mark?
No, no, no.
He goes.
That poop?
No.
He goes.
Oh boy.
Did he really?
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Right.
And I go, my teeth, my teeth are hurting.
And he goes, what teeth?
Which is funny, right?
Right.
This guy's great.
He's great.
And then, but I need a root canal in this.
Oh, I've had one.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I've had 15.
What?
Yeah.
I've had so many.
15 root canals.
Yeah.
Why?
So many?
Maybe seven.
That's so many.
Maybe seven.
I lie.
So you have to have one down here?
So I have one out here and then maybe one up here.
Why don't you just start taking care of your teeth?
I brush.
Do you floss?
Oh.
The bean.
There's a bean on it.
There's the bean?
Yeah, yeah.
When you say you brush, how many times a day do you brush?
Night.
One time?
At night.
You never brush in the morning?
No, because when I'm sleeping, I'm not eating.
But when you wake up.
That's my theory.
Your first thing when you wake up, you don't brush?
At all.
Holy shit.
Why?
You should.
Why?
I didn't eat a sandwich while I was sleeping.
No, but you don't just brush just because you weren't eating, bud.
What happens?
You brush your teeth because that's bacteria grows in your mouth.
Is that what it is?
Mm-hmm.
That's why you don't have that many teeth.
Is that what it is?
So look at it like this.
Yeah.
If you don't take care of your neighborhood and clean up the streets and repave
once in
a while and fix the sidewalks and fix the streetlights that are out, people are
going to leave
the neighborhood, aren't they?
I never thought of it that way.
Your teeth people are leaving the neighborhood.
They're leaving the neighborhood.
In the root canal?
Yeah.
Are the other people coming in?
Drug dealers, criminals, prostitutes.
That's who's moving in.
Yeah.
So you want to keep your neighborhood nice.
Also, the next question I had was, do I have gum cancer?
And?
I don't.
Thank God.
So that's good.
That's huge.
That's huge for me.
But you know, you can get it pretty easily if you don't take care of your teeth
at all.
I know.
He goes, but you have really bad gingivitis.
And he goes, and I think you should get implants.
Because, you know, when I was in Hawaii last week.
Like all of your teeth?
Like all of your teeth?
No, just get bees done.
Oh.
Because in Hawaii last week, I just want to mention, there's this kid actor.
His name is Martin Martinez.
Shout out to Martin Martinez.
He's 23 years old.
Okay.
And he was on Magnum PI.
I shot Magnum PI.
I took him to dinner because it was his birthday.
23 birthday?
His 23rd birthday.
Is he a cutie pie?
Pretty cute.
I tried to set him up.
I've been selling.
I figured.
I've been selling.
She doesn't like him.
What don't you like about him?
His photos on Google are-
Bring up his picture.
Marty Martinez?
Martin Martinez.
Martin Martinez.
By the way, shame on his parents for doing that.
What?
Martin Martinez?
Pick a better first name than your last name.
That's like me being Santee Santino.
He's a cutie patootie pie.
I know.
I mean, he's got talons.
That's like you being Lee Lee.
He's got a Johnny Depp vibe.
Look at how thick his hair is.
Beautiful.
Beautiful skin.
You don't like this guy?
Why?
He's posing too much.
He's posing too much.
Really?
What do you want?
You fucking-
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, look at how chicks are, man.
She doesn't like posers.
No, but it's like they have so many conditions.
They do.
You know what I mean?
He's a good actor.
He's cute.
He's a nice kid.
He's age appropriate.
But he doesn't pose well.
Well, that fifth picture in the red shirt up there is really-
This is-
What did he putt that up for?
I don't get that.
It's fine.
That's cool.
That's a cool pic.
What don't you like about that?
The watch, the hands, the clothes.
Look at the clothes.
Yeah.
What is he looking at over there?
Maybe Jules.
But anyway, we're eating dinner, and he-
I ordered a steak, right?
And I don't tell new people that I don't have any teeth.
And I have to chew steak with my front teeth.
Yeah, it's cute.
It's like a little rabbit.
So I'm sitting there like this.
Like a little rabbit steak.
And it takes me like five minutes.
I'm not even kidding.
Five minutes just to get one chunk into enough, you know what I mean, pieces.
What's so funny?
Until I can swallow it, right?
Just that you need like liquid food.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm doing this.
And he goes, hey, dude, what are you doing?
And I'm just like-
And I'm enjoying the steak.
I need implants because it's insane.
Bob, that makes me feel sad.
It's insane what I'm doing.
Well, should we start a GoFundMe for your teeth?
No, I can afford it.
You can?
Yeah, I'm gonna.
Then let's knock it out and let's do it.
Shout out to Marty Martinez.
Happy birthday, bud.
Yeah.
Yeah.