Name: Bobby Lee Apologizes For His Past Bully Behavior | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Apologizes For His Past Bully Behavior | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-31. Transcript available.

I have to apologize for a couple of things.
All right, let's hear it.
All right, in our history.
Yeah.
You owe me some God damn.
I apologize.
I want this shit to come out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been waiting.
Number one.
Go ahead.
I remember when Gary Coleman died.
I saw you at the comedy store, and I walked up to you.
You were with a bunch of friends and stuff.
Right.
And I said to you, I thought you had died.
Yeah, it was.
How do you have a memory?
I do, because I remember seeing your face, right?
And you got to laugh in front of your friends.
Yeah, that was, yep.
But you had a face and never apologized for that.
Right, so.
I don't think I was hurt by it.
Were you not hurt?
Yeah, I'm a comedian.
So if I didn't sit back and giggle a little bit.
But a little bit, I'll say this.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll say this.
Somewhere there was a baby that died somewhere.
When you say that, that was, you know what I'm saying?
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
You don't know what you're talking about.
I've been trying to express myself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No baby died, man.
Yeah, no, no.
Okay, my bad.
My bad, America.
No baby died.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Number two, my second apology is, you opened for me.
Okay.
Did you not?
Hosted for you.
I never opened.
That's opening.
I thought the feature was opening.
No, they're both opening.
Oh, okay, yeah.
What, you think the host is opening for the feature?
No, I just thought the host was like the warm-up dude, not the-
No, no, no, no, no.
You opened, right?
Okay, right, right, right.
And I made you do some things on stage.
Like what?
You don't remember?
Uh-uh.
Like I said, when you go up on stage, you have to say yabba-dabba-doo.
Oh, yeah.
Ten times and not tell the audience why you're saying it?
But, man, yeah.
So-
Man, now y'all know what the comic, this is the equivalent to fret hazing.
This is just-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's funny.
So then you'd have to go up-
Yeah, yeah.
And see yabba-dabba-doo.
Yeah.
In between jokes and not explain to the audience why you said it.
All right, that was the first-
Yeah, that was like the first-
Damn, yeah, I forgot all the most things, man.
I'm forgetting.
I told you to do another thing where I go, just randomly when you're opening,
you have
to just, without explaining yourself, you have to do a little hopscotch.
Right?
Like, you know what I mean?
Like they're doing hopscotch, right?
And you have to do it across the stage and not tell the audience why you did
that.
Man, you know what's funny?
Because it's for me.
Yeah, I know.
But it's so funny because-
It's for my entertainment.
Because between you and Steve Byrne and the crazy things that go on in these
shows,
it's so much fun and you forget about all of that.
I forgot, like, especially you.
You are like-
Yeah.
Did I ever do this to you where I, like, they would say your name and I would
block the
door so you wouldn't go up on stage?
No, you didn't do that.
Yeah, I used to do that too.
Yeah.
And like the opening would be like, let me up.
I go, no, just wait a minute.
You know what I mean?
So there's like no one on stage.
They already said your name.
It always gave me a lot of pleasure.
But is that bullying, you think?
Yeah, it is.
That's how you are at all.
You just-
You think I'm a bully?
Yeah.
Do you really think I'm a bully?
Yeah, that's how you are.
It makes you feel good in your heart.
It doesn't make me feel good.
I'll tell you why.
I was bullied so hard.
Not only growing up, but in comedy.
It's like when I finally could do it, you know, I didn't, you know, I didn't
snip the
behavior, you know what I mean?
I kept it going.
Okay.
Right within myself.
So it's like, yes, I did some bullying things.
Do I regret it?
I do.
I'm sorry.
But it's not that, man, get out of here.
I'm so sorry.
It's not that type of bullying.
It's not something that you got to be sitting up here grieving about.
Like, nah, it's fun and games.
It's practical jokes.
Okay.
That's not bullying.
I'll say practical jokes.
That's what you are.
You're kind of a prankster.
I have a third apology.
Bobby Lee is a goddamn prankster.
I'm a prankster.
Yeah.
I have a third apology.
Okay.
What's the third?
Did I?
Did I?
Yeah.
Go on and say it.
You know?
Don't fuck you.
Did I?
Do what?
Did I hug you for too long?
Man, I don't know if you want to consider that.
Here's the thing.
Every time I would see dog, I felt like I would-
You hug everybody too goddamn long.
That was your fucking thing.
I know, but you-
You know why?
Because I think you knew that it embarrassed me and it fucking like irritated
me and you would
do it and I would just try to laugh it off.
You know, I would go, fucking Bobby.
That's how it is.
How long do you think I would hug you for?
Like if you would count the seconds.
Longer than the Big Red commercial.
Yeah, like a minute.
Yeah, hot.
Hot, man.
So it's so fun to do, to hug people for like a minute or two.
A minute or two.
Man, it's-
And then after about 45 seconds, I could feel you trying to get out.
And then what I do, I do underhooks.
Yeah, you do the underhooks.
Yeah, yeah.
And I do a leg thing.
And then you use your goddamn wrestling techniques from school.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You fucking, this guy is-
I do wrestling techniques.
Man, this guy is something else, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So now, those are the three things that I wanted to apologize.
And do you accept my apology?
Uh, let me think about it, bro.
Because, uh, hey, there's a tear right there.
Okay.
Yeah, nah, you know what, Bobby?
I'm going to let that go.
Okay.
I'm going to go ahead and forgive you.
I'm going to let that go.