Name: Rudy Goes too Far Roasting Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips W/ Andrew Santino
Uploaded: 2021-09-14T00:30:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Goes too Far Roasting Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips W/ Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Goes too Far Roasting Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips W/ Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-14. Transcript available.

we're bad friends but what do you think they think she is she shows up and they're
like the
mexican girl gave us a rice cooker yeah that's definitely they'll go hi not a
tortilla you don't
want to give us a tortilla maker i guarantee you if we put her in they probably
think it's like
an armadillo without the scales they just ripped off the scales and then rudy
showed up rudy if
did that hurt your feelings no no okay make fun of me now go come on no i can't
no just shame me
right now i want you to learn because i want you to survive in the world yeah
go ahead you got it you
got to shame me i shamed you i called you an armadillo without scales um you
don't have eyebrows
oh burn oh i'm not gonna be able to sleep for a week all right we'll take that
okay so use the
idea that you know he doesn't have eyebrows just okay but make up something
about that like use that
for the joke that's not the joke but use that you i don't know how to make a
joke all right
all right we'll teach you we're teaching you right now right okay your eyebrows
are you you know what
your eyebrows look like they look like what what's mean that looks thin and and
and and almost not
you know aside from that right why don't you try something where just i know
that you're a nice
person but say something that you think is going to really hurt my feelings
yeah right and i think
that's where you should go me too right so say something that's you think that's
really going to
hurt my feelings but i'm okay with it to just try go ahead i can't yes you can
what would hurt my
feelings go ahead you look like yep an old there we go fat there we go i love
it uh warmer getting
warmer stupid that's good old fat stupid it's hurting it's working warmer
oh wait wait wait stop stop stop first of all first of all she went that is she
took an angle
that's not what i meant but that's what i meant i know that's what you meant
but that was great okay
that was i look like an old fat stupid
you know if somebody said that at a roast right yeah i would be mad but it'd
have to be that slow
it had to be that slow yeah right you say it outright it's just not that good
it's the balance
of everything that she did that's really amazing now um i want people to listen
at home right
she was forced to say that yeah yeah yeah and you know she was cornered yeah we
like an animal we
bullied her and we bullied her to say that yeah yeah she didn't have a choice
and it hurt it did but
i'm proud of you proud of you did that feel bad saying it yeah yeah it did oh
it didn't feel good a
little bit just a little bit no really it's mean oh that's true it is but it's
fun i know why is that
fun because mean stuff is fun yeah it's because it's all in good fun you don't
really mean it
yeah i was at you know i i forget that like when you're around comedians you
can say certain things
but i made the mistake one time of making fun of a guy that was in line
at so i was opening for carlos mencia at the ice house and the guy was in line
and he i i literally
thought he was making a face right so he's standing in line like this
like that right and i walked up to him and went hey
and he goes and it was oh it's his face it was his face and i went oh fuck what
do you say to that
nothing i just walked out keep going yeah you got to keep going he's still a
fan he's listening to
us right now he's like i love you anyway yeah tell tell everybody what you said
to
somebody's son at the comedy store
how do you know about that you told me i want you walked into the green room of
the main room oh yeah
so um i feel so bad about it it was very funny to me it's not me and tom me and
tom papa were laughing
i know so um i'm standing there with uh shane gillis yeah and tim dillon and we're
in the parking lot
and sherry shepherd if you don't know sherry shepherd she was on the view very
funny very funny lady i've
known her for 25 years we've always been friends yeah and she has her son so
she comes up to me goes and
she's wearing her mask so she has to say out loud hey it's sherry shepherd
because it's like i mean i
would already known who she was it's either her or you know right so i give sherry
a hug we have our
masks on right and her son's wearing a mask and he's a shorter black guy and i
go young he's like
he's 14 years old yeah he's a young boy so i go what's up kevin hart
right and he he does this he like tenses up he tenses up like this and then sherry
immediately
goes well he's 14 he hasn't been in a club before you know he's just she's
trying to like
you know what i mean and they kind of walk away and i look at tim i'm blushing
oh yeah and look at
tim and shannon go and they're like wrong thing to say man yeah wrong and i i
till this day i don't
i don't feel like that that's a bad thing you just what you just said was hey
short black guy
that's true that's what i said yeah but i thought i honestly thought right that
you know because when
you see a comic yeah you see someone like fahim anwar is perfect so femi fahim
anwar will always
be around guys i've never seen before but you just make this assumption that
they're either writers
comics or a comedian yeah it's 10 30 on a school night yeah so in your head you're
like he should
be in bed so you're just crossing off these things in your head really quickly
you're right that can't
be that that can't be that it's got to be it's got to be a comedian right or
her boyfriend i don't
know i don't know what her situation what in the mask i couldn't tell he kind
of looked 14. okay
you