Name: Rudy Disrespects Bobby Lee With Her Birthday Gift | Bad Friends Clips ft. Andrew Santino
Uploaded: 2021-10-02T17:00:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Disrespects Bobby Lee With Her Birthday Gift | Bad Friends Clips ft. Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Disrespects Bobby Lee With Her Birthday Gift | Bad Friends Clips ft. Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-02. Transcript available.

I was ready at fucking $5.50 to go and she wasn't even, were you not in the
house?
No, I wasn't.
Yeah, you weren't in the house, all right?
So you can't give me that look.
Here's the second thing I want to say, okay?
I just found out this fucking girl didn't get me anything for my birthday.
It's my 50th birthday and I go, where's the iPad?
And she goes, that's too expensive.
I got no money.
Yeah, you have fucking money, lady.
It's still expensive.
I know, my point is, then I go, and then I ask you, where's your money?
And you go, I'm getting my teeth fixed.
She hasn't been to the dentist one time since she's been in America.
So you fucking lied to me.
And she said, my teeth are rotten.
And number two, I'm not trying to be rude, all right?
I know you're a young girl, okay?
But what I'm saying is, is that I don't charge you rent in my house.
Not one rent, right?
When I go to a steakhouse or whatever, I always ask you, do you want some steak?
Be honest with me, Jules, right?
If I went to Morton's, right, and I go, do you want something to eat, right?
And you said, I want a T-bone steak with baked potato and the trimmings, right?
Would I not give it to you?
You would.
Yeah, right?
And I would never use that against you.
I would just be like, here, my child, here's some nutrients.
I turn 15 years old once a year.
I mean, not once a year, once a lifetime.
Not once a year.
Sorry, I'm going to rant.
Once, I apologize.
Once a lifetime, right?
In the Korean culture, the 50th birthday is the magical one.
That's why little Santino, right, put all these little candy treats in front of
me right now.
They put all these little...
What a surprise!
This is sponge.
Who is this?
Buzz Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear.
Is that what his name is?
Luigi!
This is Toy Story.
Luigi, right?
Because you're my little toy.
You're my little sex toy.
You don't start.
You don't start.
You're my little sex toy.
I'm your little pocket pussy.
Yes, you are.
So I just want to say to you, Jules, I'm going at the end of my rant, all right?
Sushi in candy form.
Look at that.
What a bright and ingenious way to present candy.
Isn't that cute?
To an Asian person.
For my little Japanese friend.
Yeah, yeah.
This...
I'm not Korean.
What?
Korean.
Are you serious?
Yeah, but we'll eat this too as well, right?
Okay, good.
So, I mean, I didn't get any candy from you.
I didn't get no treats from you.
We decorated and you gave nothing.
You gave nothing.
I have!
What?
What did you give?
So, okay, here we go.
That's all I wanted out of you.
So tomorrow is my birthday.
I have it here!
Why are you screaming and getting aggressive?
Because I just want to scream.
All right, so you have a gift here.
Where is it?
Oh, my bad then.
That's all I wanted.
Can you bring it to me, please?
No.
Can you bring it to me?
I don't have to open it, but I can just tell through the package.
Show it to the fans.
People want to know what it is.
What did Rudy get you?
It's a cold taco supreme from Taco Bell.
Ooh!
What a gift!
Is that it?
You're not going to open it?
No.
I know what it is.
That's rude.
Open the gift.
Fuck you.
What if it's not?
What if it's a piece of cake?
All right, I'm going to say this right now, all right?
If I open this up and it's not an iPad, and this is not some futuristic taco
that's going to do something for me, right?
I am going to go fuck it.
I might not even do the fucking podcast.
Well, let me just see what it is, because I want to know.
All right, let's open it up, all right?
What is it?
Oh!
It's a cold taco fucking supreme!
Oh, it is.
Like I said.
But eat it, though.
No, I can't eat it.
Bite, bite, bite, bite.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, we'll throw it at her, then, out of anger and frustration.
Leave it to the side.
Thank you so much.
Very good.
Very good.
Do you want the taco?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I also want to say this.
Hook shot!
I also want to say this.
What did I get you for your birthday?
Anime thing.
Where's the fucking mic?
Anime stuff.
I know.
Anyway.
I like knives.
Thank you so much for the gifts.
I don't know why Toy Story.
I never saw the movies.
What?
Who did it?
Do it again.
What?
I like knives.
Do it again.
I like knives.
We have a board?
We have a board.
We have a Rudy board!
We have a Rudy.
We have a Rudy.
We have a Rudy.
We now have a Rudy board.
That's nice.
So is that when she's out of town?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen to all the ones we have.
Listen to all the Rudy board.
Go.
I'm tired.
Of course.
That's a good one.
It's a classic.
One Direction, all combined, they have 4,000 tattoos.
To Bobby.
It's a fact I don't need to know.
I like anime.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those are good.
Can we sell those?
Oh, my God.
Those are NFTs.
Yeah, those are NFTs.
As far as I know.
Those are NFTs, for sure.
The reason that these are Toy Story is because there has been a Toy Story of
our life.
Our relationship and our friendship is that of toys.
Yeah.
We are sweet, little, youthful people.
Yeah.
And speaking of Pixar films, Pete, go ahead and bring up that Wikipedia real
fast, just
because I want to show Boob this real quickly.
Can I eat this to Bobby?
Yeah.
Was that the soundboard?
What is that?
Click on that down at the bottom.
Pete, the last one.
There you go.
Big screen it.
Just for fun, real fast, show the fans.
Yeah.
The characters, themes, narrative, Asner's vocal performance, and Gennaccio's
score were
praised, as well as the vignette of Carl and his wife, Ellie, growing old
together.
The film won two Academy Awards, including Best Animated Picture, Best Nominated.
And that's from the fucking page itself.
What?
The Wikipedia page itself acknowledges it's a vignette, not a montage.
Did you change it?
Once again, from Up.
I did not.
Because I have other sources.
This is the source.
No, no, you changed it because it was before the, a montage, it was before.
Rudy.
And you changed it.
Rudy.
Yeah, yeah.
Rudy Soundboard.
Rudy, did I change it?
I like knives.
Did I change it?
No.
See?
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
You know what?
You're making me so angry, I'm going to vape.
You shove that up your ass.
Fuck you.
Do it.
No, I will.
It's your birthday, you old bitch.
Hell yeah, vape life.
What's up, dog?
What's up, dog?
Oh, shit.
Vape king, dog.
What's up, player?
Dude, are you excited it's your 50th birthday?
No, I, I, I, I, death is around the corner.
Yeah, you're halfway, well, no, for you, it's definitely more than halfway.
You're like three quarters done.
Because I look at like, you know, it was a sad week because Norm died.
Ugh.
And then, what, I brought it down?
No, no, I just made me sad for a second.
And then Diego Maradona died a couple years ago and he was 60.
He was 60.
So, I feel like I have 10 years left.
Norm was 61.
So, you've got 11.
11 years left.
Yeah.
Because, you know, Norm was a great guy, a legend.
So.
And it was so heartbreaking.
Funny.
Think about this.
If you die by, by, if you die by funniness, you've got like three years left.
What does that mean?
Well, Norm lasted 61.
He's fucking a legend.
He's a genius.
He's so funny.
You might last 52, 53, maybe.
Oh, you think that the funnier you are, the longer you last?
Yep.
Oh, then why, why, you should have died in your 20s.
I gave you the joke.
I know.
I gave you the joke.
Well, that's the truth, though.
I gave you the joke.
Yeah, I've seen you lately on stage.
Who's funnier?
Don't go there.
I gave you the joke.