Name: Bobby Lee's Attempt To Audition The Intern Backfires | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Attempt To Audition The Intern Backfires | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-08. Transcript available.

You know I have a job for her. Listen. Who? What's her name? Montgomery. Yeah.
My manager was like
well Andrew and Bobby want to do a film like oh we're really interested maybe
right because
my people are trying to push a movie with us. Yeah. She could play your sister.
That's right.
We don't know if she can fucking act. You'd have to read. We're not gonna offer.
Do we have a scene
down there? Yeah. Throw up a scene here. We have a scene. You want to act?
Alright let's do it. Wow.
I like that. She's trying to get into the business. Yeah. I want Esther to read
action lines because
she's really really good at that. Well I don't want to be Tommy. I think you're
better with Tommy.
First of all it's you and her. I'll do the scene again. I'll do the scene again
after and then we
can judge it. No. You're gonna be better because I can't do the accent of Tommy.
Or because I'm a better
No. Is it because I'm a better actor?
What do you mean I'm funny? Okay. Okay so here we go. Esther. Okay. Tommy has
just told
a story that's cracked up the entire company of gangsters at a table.
You know what? You're really funny. Really funny. What do you mean I'm funny?
You know you're funny you know. The story. It's funny. You're a funny guy. What
do you mean?
Do I talk? What?
It's just. You know it's funny. It's just funny. You know the way you tell a
story.
Funny how? I mean what's funny about it?
Tommy no. No. Whoa whoa whoa Anthony. He's a big boy. He knows what he said.
What'd you say?
Funny how? What? There's a look. Okay you do it now. No no no. Oh god I'm
sweating.
Maybe I'm not a good actor. You're a great actor. And when do I have all the
lines?
She picked the ones with the lines. I gotta. All right sorry. Finish the scene.
Just no you're funny. No no no you. You mean. Let me understand this. Because I.
Maybe it's me.
Maybe I'm a little fucked up. I'm fucked up maybe. I'm funny how? I mean like.
I can't do this.
You're doing great. Oh I am. All right. Fuck you guys. Look like. I'm a clown.
I amuse you. I make you laugh.
I'm here to fucking amuse you. What do you mean funny? How funny how? How am I
funny?
I just. You know the story. You know how you tell it.
No no. I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the
fuck am I funny?
What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.
There's a long suspenseful pause.
One and a two and a three and a four and a five.
Get the fuck out of here.
You motherfucker. I almost had you. I almost had him.
You stuttering prick here Frankie. What was he shaking? I wonder what you
sometimes.
We did it.
Oh fuck.
Oh god.
You got the gig.
I hated it. You're way better.
You got the gig.
You got the gig.
You got the gig.
All right. You're in the movie.
Sorry. I was just sweating my fingers.
It was really really good.
Close it. X out that scene.
Do you guys know what movie that's from?
No.
That's sad.
Wait wait wait.
You guys know what movie that is?
Wow. That really breaks me.
I think I know.
What is it?
No hold on.
You're in film.
You're a film student aren't you?
I'm trying to place it right now.
Funny how?
You think I'm funny?
Funny how?
It's a classic scene.
Yeah.
It's one of the best movies ever made.
It has to do with the mafia.
That's right.
Oh my god.
It's not Godfather.
What is it?
What is it?
Godfather?
No.
It's not Godfather.
Yeah.
Like 30 years after that.
Yeah.
Wait.
Not Scarface.
No.
Say I looked on my little friend.
That's Scarface.
Yeah.
That's right.
Have you seen Scarface?
Yeah.
Have you seen Godfather?
Yeah.
What movie is it Esther?
I think I have two guesses.
I think it's Goodfellas.
That's right.
That's exactly what it is.
My second guess was Casino.
It's Casino.
Yeah.
It would be close.
It would be close if you said Casino.
You guys haven't seen Goodfellas?
No.
Okay.
They're all 19 or 20.
I know but the thing is I don't know.
I don't get that but.
Well but I think that.
Because it's like what I.
Can I make my point?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I sound arrogant sometimes.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
Yeah.
But I was born in 1971.
But.
Back when we only had crank windows in the car.
You had to start an airplane by a rudder in the front.
Yeah.
But did I see.
Apple Pay wasn't then.
You couldn't swipe a phone and just get a product.
It was much different back then kids.
Yeah.
You were born in 1971.
Yeah but I still saw movies before my time.
Of course.
Yeah.
You know who the Rolling Stones are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean there were even.
You know in the 50s you would watch certain movies that were like funny phase
or whatever
it might be.
Thank you.