Name: Bobby Lee Losses It Over Andrew Santino's Birthday Gifts | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2021-10-22T01:45:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Losses It Over Andrew Santino's Birthday Gifts | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-22. Transcript available.

- We're bad friends.
- Happy birthday to me.
- Is it your birthday?
- Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.
- You don't know my birthday.
- I'm gonna Google it, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Happy birthday to me.
- Thank you Pete and Andres and George and that's it.
- Hold on, Sandy.
- Thank you Pete, thank you George, thank you Andres.
- Rudy too, Rudy collaborated.
- And thank you Rudy Jewels, my heart of hearts,
my little brown queen, my little brown bean queen.
- Wait, wait, is that your birthday?
- Yes, it is.
And you had to Google it to know it.
- I know, but I, 'cause I was wondering,
the thing that I got you is getting delivered to my house.
- Oh, it's coming to your house.
- Yeah, and I'm like, oh, the delivery didn't come yet.
And I'm like.
- Let me open my cards from Pete.
- Okay.
- Let me open my cards from Pete.
You make my eyes happy.
You make my lips happy.
You make my heart happy.
I could keep heading south,
but I think you get the idea.
- I don't understand.
- Pete says, happy birthday.
I didn't realize how sexual this card was until after I bought it, Pete.
So, very Pete.
I love that, very Pete.
Let's see, and this is from Pete.
Let's see what Pete got me in here.
Let's see what Pete got me.
It is some socks.
Oh, Pete, thank you so much.
This is men's crew, my favorite.
They've got wicking cool comfort, comfort fabric.
Hanes, can't beat it.
Thank you so much, Pete.
- You're welcome.
- That's the president that's coming in the mail.
- Let's see what's next.
Man, this is great. - I got to get something else.
- Bobby, I can't wait to open yours.
I'm sure it's in the Prius, right?
You want to go get it?
- It's three days from now.
- This one's from Rudy.
It says, "Friend, in this world where things move so fast
"and change before our eyes, I take comfort
"in the precious few things that are constant and true.
"The friendship we share day after day,
"year after year, Rudy."
Rudy, thank you, Rudy Jules.
This was very sweet.
- You're welcome.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How the fuck?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Stop for a second.
- Rudy, what did you get me?
Let's see what she got me.
Whoa, Redbush!
- How did she, she's not even 21.
- Good old fashioned Redbush.
You don't have to be 21 in the Philippines to drink.
It's only 18.
- Oh, you got it from the Philippines?
- Sure did.
Thank you, Rudy Jules.
- Did you?
- I got it!
- Did you know that it was his birthday
and you never told me?
- And a taco!
And a taco!
- Oh!
- Rudy Jules.
- Wow.
- Do you want this taco?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Thank you, Rudy.
Rudy, and also Rudy left a receipt in here.
Oh, good, in case I wanted to give it back.
Thank you, Rudy.
And my favorite, by far, Fancy B, my little sweet prince.
A good friend is like sunshine for the soul.
Happy birthday.
So grateful for you and all the positive vibes
you bring to my world.
Andrew, working with you is a real treat.
You are funny, hardworking, respectful, talented,
and the real engine behind this great show.
Bobby doesn't do much,
and I know it's hard for you sometimes,
but let's be honest here.
Bobby is a fading, fading star.
- Yeah.
- Andrew, you're a shooting star
on your way to the moon.
Turning 38 is such a special year,
and I want to be here to celebrate with you.
I love you so much.
Thank you for being a bad friend, Fancy B.
P.S. I don't like Bob.
Well, thank you, Fancy B.
- You're a sucker.
- Let me open up my gift from Fancy B.
- Stop for a second.
- My birthday.
- Will you stop for a second?
- No, 'cause I'm gonna open up my gift.
- I knew it was your birthday,
and I bought you a present.
Here.
- Let me see.
- I bought you one.
- I bought you one.
- I bought you one.
- I bought you one.
- Let me see.
- I bought you one.
- Open it.
- Is it money?
I knew it was money.
See, you don't get to trick me anymore with money.
Oh, they went right in the cup.
That was a good shot.
- That was a really good shot.
- Fancy, what did you buy me?
- Oh, Fancy!
Oh, the iPad Pro!
- Yeah, are you really being serious?
- Yes!
Fancy B.
- There's nothing in there.
- Fancy B.
- I bet you money there's nothing in there.
- Oh yeah?
- He didn't get you an iPad Pro.
- Yes, he did.
- Fancy B.
- Wait, wait.
What did you get me, you fuck?
- Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
- Fancy, fancy, fancy, fancy!
- What did you get me, you fuck?
This is outrageous.
- Dude, Fancy, this is incredible.
He got me the iPad Pro and that keyboard that I asked for.
Yee!
- Fancy, I love you!
- Love you back.
- God, you're the best, Fancy!
- Where's my Red Bull?
Where's my Red Bull?
- Hey, it's my birthday.
- I know, but I'm part of the show too!
- Not today, you're not!
- I know, can I get my beverage?
- Please, George.
- Say please.
- Please.
- There it is.
- Fancy, what a gift.
That's incredible.
Should I open more?
- Yeah, why not?
It's my birthday.
- Oh!
- Oh!
- I've always wanted one of these!
A heavy metal truck.
Oh my God, this is so cool!
- Thank you.
- Thank you, guys.
- I'm gonna have a conversation with George real quick.
- This is amazing.
- I'm gonna have a conversation with George real quick.
- Oh my God.
I wanna take this out of the box and plug it in.
I wish it would go already.
- Come here!
- What, me?
- Yeah, yeah.
- This is great.
I swear to fucking God, you do these fucking tricks and stuff.
You knew about this to play a prank on me
so I can look like a fucking fool on my own face.
And I didn't get this fucking fool nothing, man.
You should have fucking reminded me.
And you're doing it for laughs.
- I wasn't even supposed to be here today.
These guys tricked me.
- George.
- Give me your fucking--
- No, I wasn't supposed to be here.
Come here!
- George has nothing to do with this.
- George has nothing to do with this.
- I love, come here!
There we go!
- Come here, it's okay.
- Is it okay that I open up--
- At my expense like this again, right?
- Hey.
- There's fucking another thing coming.
- Can I open up my other gifts?
- Don't ever fucking do that again.
- Can I open up my other gifts?
Oh, yes!
Look at this Alpha Strike, this Nerf gun set.
That is so fucking cool.
Dude, this is probably the best birthday I've had in years.
In years!
I'm fucking stoked.
Need I forget, I got socks from Pete.
- Oh my God!
Star Wars Lego set.
You know what, I'll give that to Rudy
because she likes toy stuff.
There you go, build something during the show.
Look at that, I've got my iPad Pro,
my brand new keyboard, and I got my truck,
and I got my Nerf shooter,
and I got my Bushmills Redbush.
Thank you guys so much.
Let's get back to the show.
- My $20. - And my $20.
I don't want this $20.
It's dirty.
Something about it's not genuine.
- Why? - Because I feel as if
you just took some paper mache off the ground
and you put $20 out of your pocket
and handed it to me because we can rewind the tape
and saw you do it.
- No, 'cause I knew it was your birthday
and I bought you a present.
Here. - No?
- Yeah, I saw you do it. - Can I say something?
- I saw you do it. - May I talk?
- You picked a paper mache off the ground
and you took it out of your pocket.
- I'm not, listen.
I'm not doing well.
- What?
Physically? - No.
- More from, this is from Rudy.
Rudy gave me a magic eight ball and a slinky.
- Double.
- I'm not doing well.
My accountant called me.
- Is Bobby a piece of shit
for not remembering my birthday?
- A couple of weeks ago.
And he said you lost everything.
- Is Bobby a piece of shit
for not remembering my birthday?
- And that's my last $20.
- Signs point to yes.
- Yeah, yeah, that's my last $20.
- Signs point to yes.
- And so when it's the man's last $20
and they give it to you,
he's giving you everything.
- Signs are pointing to yes.
- Okay.
You didn't listen to what I just said.
I mean.
- You wanna ask the magic eight ball something?
Like, is Bobby, you know,
why don't you ask me something?
I'm gonna take it out.
Why don't you ask me something
you've always wanted to ask Jewel
because it's my birthday.
Bobby doesn't get to bully anybody around.
- You're acting like a fucking baby right now.
- Bobby doesn't get--
- You're acting like a fucking baby right now.
- Oh, does this feel familiar?
- You're acting like a little fucking child right now.
- Does this feel familiar to you?
- Does this feel familiar to you?
- And it's outrageous.
But you know what, I'm gonna let you act like a child
because you are a child.
- What did you do at your birthday?
What'd you do at your birthday?
- What do you mean?
- Did you not act like a little baby?
- How did I act like a baby on my birthday?
- You left before the party was over.
- I had a show to do, man!
- We threw you a fucking surprise party!
- Go ahead and ask a question
to the magic eight ball.
- Is Tito Bobby an annoying, stupid bitch?
- Woo!
Shake-a, shake-a, shake-a, shake-a, shake-a, shake-a, shake-a, shake-a, shake-a,
shake-a, shake-a, shake-a, shake-a, shake-a, shake-a, shake-a, shake-a, shake-a,
shake-a.
Read what that says.
I'm not gonna move it so everyone knows that it is, okay, don't, wait, don't,
don't just move it.
Just see it and say it into the mic.
Go ahead, here.
Don't move it.
- It is certain. - Fact.
- Magic eight ball, you did it again! - Yeah.
- Those steroids that you're on has fucked you up.
- I'm juiced.
- You're juiced out and aggressive and I don't like it.
I don't like it.
- It's my birthday.
- It's not, it's in three fucking days, relax.
- This is my birthday.
- This is not your birthday, it's three days before your fucking birthday.
- It's my birthday, either way, you didn't get me a gift.
- Yeah, I'm gonna get you a gift.
- It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
- And the next time we do "Bad Friends",
you'll see the presents I get and you will be mesmerized.
- Wait, by the presents that- - And that stupid fucking painting
that you got for me.
- That stupid painting I got for you.
- Right?
- Yeah.
- Is gonna be nothing compared to what I'm gonna get you, my friend.
- Are you being serious?
- Yeah.
- I hope so.
- I am.
- Because I tell you what- - I'm gonna be dead serious.
- Okay, because I tell you what.
- What?
- That painting, that painting that you got.
- Yeah.
- Very valuable to my heart.
- Yeah.
- Very important to me, meant a lot.
- That painting that you got?
- And you wanna up me a little bit?
- You know, Segura and Kreischer, you know he bought him a jet ski.
I'm just saying, if you're looking at elevators.
- Burt Kreischer, Tom Segura, a jet ski for instance.
- A jet ski, yeah.
They have a different kind of relationship.
They're outdoorsy people, we're not outdoorsy people.
- So buy me some indoorsy stuff.
- I'm gonna get you like coffee.
That's indoorsy.
- No.
- You got to be something better than Fancy B got me an iPad Pro
with the Folio keyboard.
- That I can't fucking believe.
Not only can I not believe that,
what did you get me for my birthday, Fancy?
- Rudy was in charge of the iPad.
- She, yeah, she was.
- I was partnering with her.
- Right, right.
So, did you see that?
They just threw you under the fucking bus.
They're not your friends.
Let me say this too, okay?
- I'm your friend and you're the best, Rudy Jules.
- Bye.