Name: Bad Friends Gives Bobby Lee an AA Meeting | Bad Friends Clips ft. Andrew Santino
Uploaded: 2021-10-24T23:30:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bad Friends Gives Bobby Lee an AA Meeting | Bad Friends Clips ft. Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bad Friends Gives Bobby Lee an AA Meeting | Bad Friends Clips ft. Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-24. Transcript available.

we're bad friends i can't promise anything i can't promise if i'm going to be
alive in a week
well that you don't have control of you have control over using again do i
do i have control i don't think so you do well that's the opposite of an addict
right an addict
has no control um but you're addict in recovery and addict in recovery does
have right but am i
in recovery you want you should be i should be but you're not i may not do you
want to have a
meeting right now yes okay here we go do you know what that you know have you
been to a meeting
before by the way let it but everyone has to share let it be known let it be
known that's fine but
we're not denigrating the idea of uh addiction and meetings right i'm a big
supporter of this i am
okay addiction is a part of my life yeah okay my family love or so we're not
but i'm making fun of
this but in this meeting mock meeting we're doing you guys are going to play
different people that's
right and your stories have to be horrendous that's the only way i okay well
why don't you share first
right should i make up a story i think you should be you because you're on the
brink of of using
again we're just two people have been coming here for months you're new to this
meeting right i'm new
to this meeting right so your name is what billy winston oh
winston winston sorry winston yeah rafael georgina georgina we have our fucking
name tags right here
yeah oh sorry sorry i'm just so drugged out you know what i mean oh man yeah
yeah he's been using
i've been using georgina this guy's yeah yeah i've been blacking out and so i
don't remember man
all right well why don't you share winston georgina yeah i'm bob alcoholic hi
hi bob yeah good so um
you know i've been coming to this no i've been sober for a couple years now and
i just have these
um i don't know what i have these strong desires they're not desires we all
have coffee okay
i don't know why winston would say that i know what coffee addicts love coffee
i know winston
i know what coffee is we have coffee i get it in every corner is a weed store
yeah do you know that
i do there's that flower place there's one across the street from here yeah
there's one yeah
there's one right across from and they have these glowing neon lights i blink
weed weed read
and then my pocket goes i got money money money right so when i drive by i don't
go in obviously
i don't go in no right and i look and i start trembling a little bit and i oh
no no
then i go through the right but it's like that never used to be the case used
to be i don't even
think about it right it's not even an option so you might relapse on weed i'm
not gonna we don't
we don't want we don't do we don't we don't want you to one two three we don't
want they don't do that
in the thing we do in our meetings okay this is different sorry winston yeah georgina
thank you
tell me your story i've been sober you say hi georgina say your name sorry you've
been here for
years yeah i'm georgina hi georgina wait sorry don't yell at winston did you
use your sponsor
he's your sponsor sorry go ahead i'm georgina i'm a
alcoholic alcoholic hi hi john winston yeah but if you have some sort of
disability you have to listen
to me bob sorry georgina okay i'm gonna share you my story please i've been
sober for about a week
and it's really hard because every time i see you guys i just want to have fun
and i just want to
drink and i just want to pass out be in a club wow and it's really hard yeah we're
not laughing at
your addiction yeah i thought you said she was been here for a while she relapses
every week oh she does
yeah and she does it at the club every single week right right right she leaves
from here to go to the
club oh is there a club tonight yeah yeah are you gonna go i don't want to you
can't go i can't
go this is recovery yeah yeah i'm trying to get somewhere jesus she's inviting
me to a little club
afterwards golly yeah and she does this boom boom boom all night long right go
ahead um hey y'all
i'm winston you're when you shared it's different yeah i'm sorry would you
share it's different i'm
when you change characters hey good to meet you i'm winston i've been here
before you welcome me no
i'm just saying hello i'm winston okay hi winston yeah i am a meth addict who
has a slight issue with
ketamine a little bit of an adderall addiction yeah ludes uppers downers squeezers
poppers yeah and uh
i'm into also suppositories putting stuff in my tush
particularly i would put uh tide tabs in my tush you know tide pods people kids
were chewing them i put
them straight in my butt um so i was addicted to that for for a long time i've
been sober for a long
time for 12 years and i'm happy to be and i don't think relapse is cool i don't
think you should do
it even if you're chinese i don't think it's appropriate i know given the
circumstances of what
y'all brought to this country is not okay but i still don't think you should
relapse based on your
emotional thrust of feeling guilty about rona and i know y'all feel guilty
because you did it
but you really shouldn't and uh i'm winston i ain't gonna relapse that's my
time thank
you thank you thank you georgina can i get a ride home i'll drive you home no i
won't go to
the club no no i want to drive you listen to that i'm gonna go to the club let
me drive you home
all right i'll drive i'm sorry but i want you to call i know georgina but let
me
i know i know but with georgina right if i disappear you know i mean it's
because him and
i are hanging out yeah but i'm just saying if i just disappear off the face of
the planet
no no we ain't gonna disappear no oh you can hear me yeah i'm right here dude
i'm sorry all right let's i'm gonna get in your car come on in all right so we're
in the car
yeah where we i hey you're going the opposite direction of my house i lived
right down the
street on ventura you like the seat vibrators it's weird that this is this
european this car
makes your balls feel good yeah yeah and there's also something sticking out
into my butthole watch
this oh whoa that's all the way in yeah buddy it popped a hole in my new jeans
here yeah yeah watch
this now whoa whoa whoa whoa i think i'm about to come i've never come through
my anus before
where are we going where are we going winston we're at the club where georgina's
inside come on man
boom boom boom fun night fun night wow that's a crazy long story short you are
not i'm not gonna
relax i'm not you are not i'm not because this is a comedy show but we do take
addiction seriously
on this show i know i you know what guys but at least you're being honest and
real the fan the
fans get to hear the real truth well it's you know i like to be honest and real
and be forthcoming
yeah right and um i think by sharing that right i think if i were going to do
it you wouldn't
tell the fans i wouldn't tell anybody but i've been i've been outspoken about
it like i'll go to
a club comedy club yeah and i'll run into somebody that i know that's sober and
i'll go i don't know
what you know i mean i'll talk to them on the side right so i don't um you know
if i were to do it
i would keep it inside myself right and make a plan that's right don't wait
after you say that
why because that's like going i'm not gonna i'm not gonna yeah yeah do you
think tito bobby's gonna
use again i don't think so yeah what would you what how would you feel if he
did break his you know
what actually make a promise to her that you won't that's the huge she's broken
i can't even get into
it but she's broken so many fucking promises as a girl oh i can't do it this
first of all number one
okay she's not on my side no you're on my girlfriend's side because you guys
are blood
related that's true right so you keep secrets from me you need blood in the
house why don't you make
stevie move in everyone would die in the house you mean he'd like burn it to
the ground he would snap
and he would it's something would happen something would drastic would happen
and i don't think you
would want to live with them but my point is is this okay i feel it that you
get your you side with
her yeah right because you guys are blood related and i'm nothing to you i just
happen to be the guy
that's not true you mean a lot to her well i would like to hear it because i'm
vulnerable right now
and i'm in a bad spot so i'd like to hear these leave it up to bobby to sabotage
my birthday episode
about him yeah yeah make bobby feel good now yeah yeah yeah bobby yeah i look
at you like a father figure
sweet but i'm not scared of you
but i care about you i don't want you to relapse because it's gonna hurt
everyone
did did jules mean what she just said magic eight ball
come on this this shake again or ask again later is meaningless did jules mean
what she said come on
oh it says i can see it it says yes okay i believe you it says yes i believe
you
Thank you.