Name: Shin Lim Left Ellen To Do Bad Friends | Bad Friends Clips ft Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2021-11-03T01:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shin Lim Left Ellen To Do Bad Friends | Bad Friends Clips ft Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shin Lim Left Ellen To Do Bad Friends | Bad Friends Clips ft Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-03. Transcript available.

- Thank you so much for coming.
- By the way, you know he just came from Ellen.
- Just, yeah, it was short, it was short, it wasn't.
- Ellen.
- Who's Ellen?
- Ellen. - Show Ellen?
- Ellen. - I thought she was gone.
- No, dude, she's, this is the last season.
- It was one of the last episodes.
- Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, he's been on it before.
- I'm just saying, he came to us from Ellen.
So let's really give it up for Shinlin
for coming here from Ellen to here.
Look at this fucking studio.
His wife is sitting on an apple box.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop.
- Ellen, Ellen, bad friends.
- All right, stop though for a second.
- This is the marsh.
- Can I make an argument though?
Right?
Ellen shoots on Warner Brothers, right?
It's a five minute drive.
- I'm not talking, I'm not talking about.
- I mean, how long did it take you?
Five, 10 minutes?
- Well, we did try to go to In-N-Out
and then we realized we didn't know enough time
so we came back.
- Oh, you didn't get them fooled guys?
- You guys, get some In-N-Out!
- Fuck!
- Get Shinlin, In-N-Out!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my God.
- Our production crew, I'm so sorry about that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wait, what's your In-N-Out order?
We'd love to know.
- Just the regular, the number one.
- Number one?
- Yeah.
- Regular fries or animal style?
- Animal style.
- Is that burger animal style?
- No, they have that?
- Yeah, you can animal style anything.
- What is animal style?
- Animals, you know animal style?
- Don't get aggressive, just lean back.
I need information.
- Animal style is grilled onions
and a little secret sauce.
- But there's no dessert bun?
- What?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's just added into the stuff you already get.
- Can I just say, put grilled onions in it?
Would they know?
- You have to say animal style
for their special sauce with the grilled onions.
- Okay.
- You guys have never heard of that?
- It's the bomb.
- You never heard of that?
- I've heard of animal style, but I didn't know what it was.
- It's so good.
- You don't know much about anything, actually.
- Batman don't be like that.
I know a little bit.
- He knows a lot.
- I know a little bit.
- Hey, Doc, like this was before.
Say a word that you know he doesn't know.
A big word.
Say it. - A big word?
- Yeah, go.
- Serendipity.
- What does that mean?
- Don't know.
It's a great movie.
- Oh, really good movie.
- Really good movie.
- Okay, man.
- What does it mean then?
- It means peace, inner peace.
- No, it doesn't.
- Tranquility.
- No, it doesn't.
- No, it doesn't.
- It doesn't.
- It sounds like it.
- Serendipitous means something is almost like destiny-driven.
You know?
Serendipitous.
It's like a confluence of events
that makes something destiny-driven.
- You can't just throw out a fucking movie title.
- Luck that takes the form of finding valuable,
pleasant things that are not good for.
- It's like me saying, "Hey, what does quantum solus mean?"
I mean, it doesn't.
- It's a movie, right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's what he did, Serendipity.
- Well, it's two words, one word, but eh.
- Okay.
- Well, let's go back to our guest.
- Shin Lim's here.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So first of all, we both love you.
- Yeah.
- We respect you, you're incredible.
- You're incredible.
- Thank you.
- What do you think,
why do you think you're such a magic-ation?
What do you think makes you the most magic-ation?
- It's probably the hair maybe, I don't know.
It's where I get all my mana from, I don't know.
I just go like this, eh, eh, eh, eh, and then I just-
- Yeah, that's what it went power.
- That's what juices it up?
- Yeah, that's what juices it up.
- When did you start really getting into it?
- 16, I turned 16.
I was like, ah, man, you know,
I might be able to get a girlfriend doing this, so.
- And?
- And?
- Oh, no, that was a long time later.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, 'cause it turns out you have to actually talk to them,
so I couldn't.
I thought, I was like, oh, I just show them a trick,
and then they give me their numbers.
This is how it works?
- Yeah.
- And that, it turns out.
- Didn't?
- I figured that out later in my life as well.
I couldn't get any girls before I was 21.
- Never?
- Same.
- Zero.
- No, I didn't get a single girl.
- Not a single one.
I was so shy, I didn't know how to do it, what?
- We knew that, but go ahead.
- Oh.
- Bro, is that a slam, bro?
- Burn from Doc?
- I was just speaking facts.
- Yeah.
- Speaking facts.
- I wanna say this to you, Doc, okay?
- Uh-oh, here we go.
- Oh, can I just say it real quick?
- Remember, we have a guest.
- I know we have a guest.
- I just wanna say one thing, okay?
- Be nice, be nice.
- Is that you're a black man, right?
- Oh, boy.
- I swear, that's what I meant.
- I'm an Asian guy, right?
And I have a bigger dick than you are.
- Okay.
- Okay?
And so I just wanna, and that's sad on you.
- Well, no, you don't have a bigger dick than me,
it is insane.
- It doesn't even sometimes enter some vages.
- No.
- Okay?
- Sorry about that.
- No, it's great.
- Did you, do you feel good?
- Yeah.
- No, I feel great, because I threw out a fucking fat.
- It's positive right now.
- And don't ever talk to me like that again.
- Bobby is positive.
- Okay.
- Let's go to that.
- Let's go back to Shin-Lim.
- So, let me ask you, so you're, did you guys meet,
did you guys meet because of magic?
- In a way, yeah.
She was actually a dancer for an illusionist,
a big, big time illusionist, Franz Ferrari.
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
- Big, big, big, big, and I was actually the magician
performing in his theater as well.
- Ooh!
- When you stole him from her.
- You stole?
- Kind of, something like that.
- Yeah.
- You weren't dating him by any chance.
- No, no, no, no, he's like 50 years old.
- Oh, he is?
- Yeah.
- Bobby's 50.
- Okay, throw it out, man.
- No, and how old are you?
- 26.
- 26, yeah.
- Okay.
- Kalilah's 26.
- No, she's 35.
- Same, same.
- Okay.
- Back to, back to?
- Back to Shin-Lim.
- You look very young, you're sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't.
- Oh, you know what?
- Don't, please don't.
- I knew that about him.
I knew that we'd have a connection.
- What's a connection?
- When I watched the YouTube and I saw him on thing, right?
It seems like a beam of light came out of us
and it connected to mine.
- Through the television?
- Yeah, through the screen, my iPad.
- Do you think he felt that?
- I'm pretty sure.
He probably didn't know what it was at the time.
- You feel like you connected through Bobby
through television?
- When I was watching the podcast, yes.
That's us, I have to go see him.
- Yeah, see those beams, right?
So what I love about him is when people do magic, right?
- Yeah.
- There's magic reveal videos afterwards, right?
And people go, well, this is how this magician did it, right?
There's a lot of his shit that people can't figure out.
- So you went on, did you go on Penn's?
- Yeah, Foolish.
- Yeah, you did that, right?
- Yeah, I did it twice.
- And you didn't, and they didn't get you?
- Apparently not, no, no, no.
I mean, I really do feel like they actually know some of it.
- 'Cause I saw one of them and they did not,
he admitted that he didn't get it.
- Yeah.
- You think he was lying?
- No, they're not lying about the whole thing.
I know they probably know certain parts of it,
but I think, you know, if they enjoy the entire act
as an entirety, then they say, yeah.
- Out of respect.
- Something like that.
Yeah, because most magicians,
we kind of know how everything really works.
You know, it's like piano, really.
If you know the basic chords and everything,
you can really create any, like a symphony.
- Does anybody fool Shin Lim?
- Oh yeah, plenty of times.
- There's magicians that do tricks
that you're like, I have no idea.
- It has to be like, probably mentalism or different types,
not cards, you know?
- Ah, right.
- Different types of magic.
- Different kind of magic.
- Different type of magic.
*Bell rings*