Name: Shin Lim Blows Everyone's Mind Doing Magic On Bad Friends | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shin Lim Blows Everyone's Mind Doing Magic On Bad Friends | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-08. Transcript available.

We're Bob friends.
Do you want to show us stuff?
Yeah, of course.
Wait, but Doc, I think Doc should be...
Yeah, would you want to be a spectator?
I don't know.
Yeah, I think Doc should be the one picking the cards
and being the guy.
So sneak behind Bobby.
Sneak behind me.
And then scratch down there.
This is fucking...
I'm so excited.
Yeah, me too.
So just crouch down there, Bob.
I mean...
You know what I'm going to do?
What?
I'm going to sit over here and watch.
No, sit in your chair so we can see you on camera, please.
All right.
All right, here we go.
You don't have to pray before he does magic on you.
I just show you...
What I do is...
I think I can work with him.
I will see.
He's the best in the world.
Sit in your chair, please.
Allegedly.
I don't think it's allegedly.
Okay, and Michael Jordan was allegedly the best at basketball,
but, you know, it's a fucking fact.
So a lot of whatever I do,
I'm not really claiming that I do any sort of actual magic.
It's sleight of hand.
It's something like this.
I'm just manipulating the deck,
so it kind of looks like magic,
but in a way I can form even shapes like a circle,
triangle,
and I can even do something like this.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, that's...
Actually, that's no social life.
That's what it means, actually.
But here, give the deck a shuffle.
Give the deck a shuffle as much as you want.
Yeah, give it a mix.
Give it a mix.
Oh, perfect.
Absolutely perfect.
Bro, bro, bro.
Already fucked it up.
Already fucked it up.
Just make sure you don't.
Just make sure you don't drop it in the cards.
I've never seen that before in my life, bro.
Holy fuck, dude.
That was embarrassing.
That was embarrassing.
It's making my life a little bit more difficult.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's very shuffle.
Oh, my God.
All right, Doc.
Hand it back at some point, though.
All right.
You're down to the deck and everything, right?
It's...
Oh, my...
What?
Get it?
What's going to happen, Doc, is...
Oh, my God.
You're going to...
Can you overhand shuffle like this without dropping the cards?
Okay, all right.
That's going to be pretty important later on, all right, Doc?
All right, Doc.
So what's going to happen is...
I'm going to spread the deck.
You just point to anywhere in the deck you want.
Anywhere.
All right, now.
Doc, at this point, you can change your mind.
Do you want to change your mind, or are you happy?
No, no, I feel it.
You feel this card right here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You sure?
I'll leave it out jogged like this.
All right, you already examined the deck, but here, take the cards out.
Take that card out, sorry.
The one that you examined.
Show it to the camera and everyone.
Here, let me see.
Okay, yeah.
Okay.
All right, you remember the card?
Yeah.
And we didn't pre-plan any of this, did we?
No.
Of course.
Yeah, of course.
Okay.
That's fine, that's fine.
Imagine these two guys knowing each other in the real world that we have no
idea.
I won't look at the card, but we'll place it into the deck.
And now, Doc, I want you to make it...
Or if you don't want to drop the cards again, you can shuffle the cards like
this.
Totally up to you.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Yeah.
He's going to drop it again.
An easy way would be to shuffle.
Please don't drop it again.
Please don't drop it again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's like a...
Faster, faster, faster.
That's a very elementary, easy way to shuffle the cards.
All right.
Oh, you're not doing...
Don't do that.
All right.
Okay.
And, yeah, I'm going to...
Take off your jacket.
Yeah, some people think I hide stuff, so I'm going to...
Okay.
But he goes...
Wait, did you hear it?
He goes, a very elementary way to shuffle, but don't say that word.
He didn't make it through that whole thing, so...
Okay.
Okay, Doc.
All right.
I'm taking my jacket only because some people think I...
He shovels like a guy with four fingers.
Some people think I...
Or he's like a gazelle.
He doesn't have anything.
I don't really want to...
Are you happy with where you shuffled the cards?
You're very happy.
Yeah, well, they stayed together this time, so...
That is true.
One more.
All right, all right, one more.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, good.
You made that last choice, right?
Okay, yeah.
Okay, all right, that too.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine, that too.
All right.
Place it onto the table.
Onto the table.
Very good.
All right, Doc.
You shuffled all 52 playing cards, right?
Right over here.
All 52 until the left was just one card to the top.
And you made that last-minute decision of placing one card back to the top of
the deck, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, and I didn't control you the entire time, no?
No.
What was your card for the first time?
No.
You want me to tell you?
Yeah, you can tell me because you're holding onto a random card at this point,
so...
It was a three of spades.
It was a three of spades, yeah.
And you shuffled that deck the entire time.
Yeah.
I didn't go anywhere near that deck, did I?
You shuffled it.
You handled it.
You even dropped all the cards.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, take a look at the card in your hand right now.
Take a look?
Yeah, show it.
Show it.
Show it.
It ain't it.
Yes, it's...
Show it.
Show it.
Show it!
Man, that's bullshit.
Holy shit.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, dude, that's...
Maybe that's a coincidence.
I'll tell you.
We'll try this again.
Yeah, wait a minute, man.
Do that again.
We'll do it again.
We'll do it again.
I can do this as many times as possible.
Sometimes it's sleight of hand, right?
Sometimes I can take three...
That's not three spades.
That's three clubs.
And I can pretend to deal the card like this, right?
That's called the second deal.
But don't tell anyone.
All right?
It's a sneaky little move that magicians do.
But I'm going to do it with one hand this time.
So you just say stop at any time.
Any time.
Any time you want.
No, you say the word stop.
Not any time.
Any time.
But any time you...
Right here.
Do you want to change your mind or are you happy?
You happy?
Yeah.
You happy?
Two in a row.
That's...
What the hell?
Holy shit.
I need you to stop afterwards.
Show it.
Oh, my God.
Why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this?
It's spiritual.
It's spiritual.
Dude, every time...
Have you ever seen...
Black people with David Blaine, they're always like...
Jesus Christ, David!
They always got to go to God.
Because they think he might be the devil.
Relax.
Everything's fine.
Relax.
Here, you deal with this time.
Take the deck.
All right, here.
Should I shuffle or do you want to shuffle?
I'd rather you shuffle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you shuffle.
Shuffle.
Shuffle it.
Shuffle it.
Shuffle it.
Shuffle it.
Give it a mix.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shuffle it.
Overhand shuffle like this?
Yeah.
Overhand like this?
Yeah, yeah.
That's on deck.
There we go.
There we go.
That way we won't drop.
That's how you shuffle the deck.
All right.
Oh, that's what you were saying.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Duff.
Start dealing the cards into my hand like this.
Bobby has never felt cards in his life.
Yeah, yeah.
Faster, faster, faster.
Close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
I don't want you to feel like I'm hypnotizing you because I could do that.
Just deal whenever you want.
I'm watching him to make sure he is.
And whenever you want.
Just stop whenever you want.
Go ahead.
We own you.
You want me?
Okay, I'll stop right there.
You sure?
Okay, now you can open up your eyes.
Now, Doc, look.
You stop right over here.
This is your card, right?
Yeah.
And this is my card over here.
At this point, you're going to make a choice.
And the moment you make that choice, there's no going back.
It's 50-50 this time.
Even though you shuffled the deck.
But which one do you want?
Your card or my card?
Go ahead.
Grip the edge of that card.
Grip the edge of that card.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And show it to everyone.
Show it to everyone?
Yeah.
Oh, my God!
And, Doc, if you stop to this card, that's the Queen of Spades.
That's obviously not the three.
Look at your card, Doc.
Oh, my God.
Here, give me that, Doc.
Give me that, Doc.
Oh, my God.
That's why I was swooned around here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, no, here.
No, this is really it.
You know why, Doc?
This whole thing was an illusion.
This whole thing was an illusion.
This three wasn't even there.
Yeah.
Hot!
Wow!
The three's not even anywhere in the deck.
That was an illusion, man.
I don't know what you were...
Oh, my God.
I don't really know what you were thinking.
I don't think so.
I don't think the camera caught it, but that's okay.
Let's give it up for Shindler.
Holy shit.
No, no, I did catch it.
I got it on my camera.
I got it, so I got it up close.
I don't think I've ever...
I've never seen it up that close.
I've done, like, the Magic Castle.
Yeah, that's close up Magic.
They have up close, but there's, like, seven of us, and we're drunk.
I've never been sober and been this close to watch it, which is why...
It is better drunk sometimes.
Well, it's way more ooh-ah.
Right, right, right, right.
Like, the best one I ever saw was a magician that was there.
He's really old.
He does Upstairs in the Corner, and he does up close.
Is that what his name was?
Is his name Hannibal?
A bigger guy?
Yeah, he's heavy, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And he did one where it was in a...
The card that a woman had picked at the table ended up in a sealed envelope on
her person.
Okay.
And it was...
She pulled it out.
How?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a...
Easy?
I can't tell you.
Is it easy?
It depends.
It depends on how...
I've seen this dude, right?
Mm-hmm.
Someone sign a card with their name, right?
Yeah, that fucks me up.
And then, you know, he's doing the whole thing, right?
Mm-hmm.
And he pulls the fucking card out of his fucking mouth.
You put the card out of your mouth.
Yeah, yeah, that's my favorite one.
Smoke comes out of his fucking mouth, bro, like a fucking dragon.
Wow.
Right?
And he pulls out the fucking card with the sign on it.
Right?
I've seen another...
This fool right here, bro.
Don't say fool.
This...
This gentleman...
This human that we love.
This guy.
Sure.
This great guy.
No fool.
All right, fine.
A lot of other fools in this room.
Mook.
Can I go Mook?
Sure.
Right?
I've seen him, right?
Mm-hmm.
Put a sign card.
Put it in an envelope, right?
Uh-huh.
It disappears.
And then it appears in someone's fucking water jug.
No.
What?
Yeah, that was on AGT, yeah.
Yeah.
You can watch that one.
I'll see you next time.
Bye.