Name: Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee Bomb In front of Jim Jefferies | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee Bomb In front of Jim Jefferies | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-09. Transcript available.

Speaking of Cancun, last night, we were happy to know that we did a couple of
shows.
We can cut to the tape right now of us bombing with Jim Jeffries.
You'll see some of this right now. Here you go.
I masturbate.
Thank you.
And I get really lonely, you know?
So when I masturbate, I grab my own ass.
That was it?
Yeah, I should write more.
I should write more.
Look, that joke crushed.
That was a killer.
I have another one. Give me another shot.
Please try one more time.
I have another shot.
So my mom was a Jehovah Witness.
Do you guys know that?
Do you know that? My mom was a Jehovah Witness?
My mom was a Jehovah Witness!
Your mom was a Jehovah's Witness, yeah.
Do you guys know that?
His mother's a Jehovah's Witness? Is that what's happening?
Can I translate the jokes for the Australian people?
Let me finish the fucking joke.
Okay.
So then my mom used to knock on my bedroom door and I go, what do you want, mom?
She'd go, just practicing.
Crushed.
Crushed.
Pretty good joke.
Clean too.
When was the last time you did that joke?
20 years ago.
20 years?
It was about five seconds ago.
You do a joke that you used to do.
20 years ago?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Every time, I'll sit down.
You don't boss me around.
I flew here for you, okay?
Okay.
I'll, uh...
Two Jews, uh...
Uh-oh, good.
Uh-oh.
It's okay.
It's okay.
20 years ago joke.
One of my first jokes was, uh, um...
Oh, I saw a sign.
I saw a sign.
A girl holding a sign that said...
Start over.
Start over.
Is that it?
Start over.
It wasn't clear.
Start over.
And more energy because you're doing a joke.
This is a show.
So, a little energy, alright?
Everybody, Ander Santino!
Woo!
Make it good.
Um, I saw a girl holding a sign, and it said,
Make love, not war.
Which is weird, because every time I make love, it's just like war.
There's a lot of destruction, a lot of death, and money is usually owed.
It's a prostitute, an old prostitute joke.
Pretty good.
It's one of my first jokes.
Pretty good joke.
Jim, can you do a bad joke you did from back in the day?
He doesn't want to do it.
He doesn't have any bad jokes.
He can't think of any.
No, I have bad...
I can't remember any of my stuff from 20 years ago.
That was, like, one of the first shitty jokes that I wrote,
and I remember it actually did good enough in open mics where I was like,
alright.
I can remember one bit I used to do for my first ever set, but it's not...
Hold on.
Hold on.
It's not good.
It was from my...
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
It was from my first set, so it's not...
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
I don't remember how it goes.
So I used to be obsessed with doing, like, religious jokes.
I probably watched too much Bill Hicks or some shit like that.
So this is what I had.
I was like, Jesus, right?
He didn't know he was Jesus until he was 30.
He died at 33.
For the first 30 years, he did fucking nothing.
And then when he turned 30, he started doing miracles and shit for the last
three years.
And then he died.
Surely his mother would have said something.
She would have gone, I was artificially inseminated by an angel.
You should check on that.
Maybe that was...
But he worked as a carpenter up until then.
Maybe it wasn't his fault.
Maybe his dad sat him down and said, look, it's good that you're God and all
that.
But maybe you should get yourself a trade first.
Something to fall back on.
And then I go...
No, there's an ending.
Hold on.
And I go, it would have been weird.
Every time he was talking to, like, a thousand people,
there always would have been one cunt up the back going,
isn't that the bloke that built my gazebo?
There you go.
Yeah, baby.
Very good.
That was a good joke.
That was for me first time.
Andreas, your turn.
Andreas, everybody.
Andreas, everybody.
Get over here.
Ladies and gentlemen,
he's been practicing for six months.
He's got great jokes, man.
One more time.
I don't know his last name.
Andreas, everybody.
Come on, Fance.
Come on, Fance.
They enjoyed torturing me.
Also, little stand-up comedy tip.
Untuck your trouser from your sock.
That throws the audience off.
yeah or make a match that's a much better like you're meant to do it
do the joke fans okay here we go all right a really pc uh joke
what do you call a chink a fat chick what do you call a fat chick did he say
fat chick what do
you call a fat chick is there what do you call a fat chick yeah i feel the name
is already mean
enough check chunk chunk what chunk chunk andreas give him a round of applause
so