Name: Bobby Lee Confronts Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Confronts Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-14. Transcript available.

we're bad friends yeah you know i've been thinking about lately why because
last night i got naked
on stage yeah so in my head i'm like what do i do to save this the show yeah
when the show was
going really awry when things are going awry nudity is always my like escape
pond well okay
here's the deal yeah here's what you did i made the joke because we were called
back to you taking
off your shirt and giving your shirt away so you gave your shirt away to a girl
who aggressively
came up okay can i say this then stole it can i say this yeah that's the second
shirt you've given
away of mine stop it's because it's the shirts i'm wearing are like you know i
mean very expensive
right so when you give it away to an audience member i feel guilty yeah you're
right and so i just gave
away my favorite bowie shirt what did she give you in return nothing a tiger
belly shirt no but yeah
but that was from his boy her boyfriend one of the same they came together with
a mission in mind
they literally make the tiger belly shirts well then now you got one i made it
back you made it
back i made my money back you made your money back but i lost the fancy anyway
let's talk about
full circle it's a full circle so you gave away your shirt which i'll never
stop doing at live
shows in fact be prepared when we do bad friends live on the road next fall you
are going to give
away a shirt in every city i'm gonna wear terrible shirts in every city no you
better wear cool shirts
no you have to that's part of the game so i wear the coolest shirt that i have
and we have to
give it away in every city oh it's so fun i don't like it no i love it because
it gives the
fans something to take why is the food so bad here the food is pretty bad the
food is pretty bad i mean
it's like there were eggs and green salsa this morning yeah and i'm i swear to
god it was ninja
turtle color i was like that's ooze that's ooze yeah ninja turtle ooze did i
eat it yeah yeah you know
what they put in my hamburger huh you know how you go to mexican restaurants in
la and they have those
carrots oh yeah yeah they're pickled which are delicious but they're very good
in terms of mexican
right things that they've invented not on a hamburger not on a hamburger but
let me see in terms of the
things let's celebrate mexico let's talk about the things that they have given
us yeah you just plan it
yeah this is a great segment okay let's give it up for mexico el mariachi mariachi
right what a great
instrument and what great outfits tacos tacos is a huge one my bad i love that
could be number one
dude that might be number one yeah yeah well burritos and tacos are hand in
hand yeah yeah
that's a great noise that i in terms of noises
is one of the best like arbitrary random things that you could say in a celebratory
environment you
know what my best noise is that they gave us what that's such a good right
right it's a car starting
and this is just the the bass beat of bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
right such a great
foundation because you could put horns on top you could put horns like there
and then do one of your
noises right number one hit la bomba man will you shake it for a second while i
do that just i had a
dream too richie do you remember that in la bomba la bomba that poor fucking
cartoonist the brother
anyway my point is is that let's talk about mexico more wait hold on i want to
do this let's guess
words that andres tell us a word uh and we'll try to guess what it is in spanish
or vice versa
give us a spanish word we'll try to guess what that means in english i'll start
i'll give you
playa let him do it playa i know what it is playground close play playa i i
know it it's like
a court like like like a like an area of land it's like a we're very close to
it well jungle
plateau with the water forest a beach yes playa playa's beach yes fuck we
should definitely know
that one we're at this place is called playa something yes um i didn't know
that i didn't
know that either okay an easy one yeah let's go to the playa what jungla what
say it again
jungla jungla that's young that's jungle that that was too close give us
something way out
of the in fact george if you have one whisper it to him wait wait can i just
ask another question
so jungla is spelled jungle like jungle right this is how what i want to know
about language
okay no let me ask you about no i know watch yeah all right watch us do an ad
read for babble
right right so in eng obviously english it's jungle right yeah so at some point
did the
languages mix and they took jungle and they just said let's just not create a
word for jungle let's
just say it differently we gave a history you know latin right you know things
are derived from latin
well that's the chain of thought i don't know you already know you know the
answer
that's true give me another word give them another word all right here's one
that always
messed me up in argentina okay uh loch rolling we'll say it again loch rolling
loch rolling
can you spell the word can you spell the word please l-o-s-r-o-l-l-i-n-g loch
rolling
yes it spells los rolling uh usually in the uh is that what you do on access
when you're down
i am los rolling i am los rolling on mdma what is los what is loch rolling you
think
los rolling come on bob i don't know but i know i when i hear it it makes sense
to me i want to
create a word right now is it a product can i can i create a word right now is
it an action or a
verb the rolling stones what i said the same thing the rolling stones the word
is the most
confusing things are like when they're saying things in english yeah like do
you like uh los
beat beatles the beatles yeah that was beatles los rolling that's the rolling
stones it's just
the rolling rem rem rem is rem so stupid that's so funny i created a word yes
what is a word
so a long time ago um the word is alono say it again alono spell the word it's
like a l o n o
it's what you are all the time no alono so when my father used to take me to in
high school or in
middle school he used to take me to korea town in la and we would go to spas
yeah and
in korean spas there's a lot of old korean men there and they they get naked
yeah and they do
stretches yeah and one day my dad was stretching and i saw an area of his body
that i wasn't meant
to see his butthole no close though his his like the undercare like between his
butthole and his
taint and what do they call that the taint taint or nifkin or gooch right on my
dad's taint though
was one i'm not laying oh my god skin tag one and i used to call it alono
as a kid i used to call it alono alono did he know that and alono would say
stuff to me
in my mind in the middle of the night no just if i saw him at the spa i could
hear him go help
or right i'm scared yeah i'm scared yeah yeah i always want to go well why don't
you just move
up to the neck with the other skin tag get up there yeah yeah you know what i
mean why go down
there in the darkest that's where they start and if they have if they have a
passionate drive yeah he's
a lazy he didn't crawl up uh lazy alono a lazy what's late what's the word lazy
in in spanish
bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel alono bagel bagel alono so a little skin tag alono
why do you have
skin tags from your like your dad yeah yeah there's one on your neck right
thank you no no i have them
i have them under my armpit you're welcome and you're gonna get them under your
face on your face
did your dad have them on his face yeah because some koreans have them on their
face yeah i almost
asked the um when they were cremating my dad like that one is to keep alono
would that be no can you
suggest that like at a hundred percent when they're doing the body and go hey
how do you say it like
ken like you're the what a cremator what do you call them i'm i'm i'm i'm a i'm
a mortician
mortician yeah yeah okay go ahead hey yo you're my dad i know you i know god
bless i'm so sorry about
your father yeah yeah um you're doing the amount of feces that were still left
inside his
intestines was insane yeah larger than we've i it was insane all right so we
did clean him out though
he's a boom master yeah did you clean him out it took us about an hour and a
half do whatever you
want by the way because we're closing that stuff anything yeah yeah but mike we
can do whatever we
want to the body yeah but fyi fyi right yeah i don't know if you know it's just
fine you know i mean
but did you do some of the back work uh on his on his back yeah of course do
you do below the back
or his his his tush yeah i did his tush yeah in if did you open sure did you
you have to open right
yeah i opened it wide up did you see elono are you talking about the skin sole
skin tag down there
yeah we kept it did you really mike bring out elono yeah yeah we have it oh
that's amazing do you want
it what if elono for some reason once you detach them he becomes a human he has
legs and he comes
like hey hey do you have all your dad still i have i have his ashes yeah are
you gonna dump them
somewhere no really do you think they're happier that way i think it's to be
dumped
hmm don't you think it's to be dumped here's the reason why you dump them in a
place that they loved
my dad didn't love anywhere that's the problem honestly you know what there's
not a place you're
not you know what your dad would love if we hit you with his ashes
that's hilarious okay it would make him feel at home right yeah like he's in
heaven probably going
whoa something going on i feel good we put him in a sock and we just hit you
with it and he looks
down his spirit is his spirit is like a fucking warrior yeah i would love that