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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Exposes Doc For Not Watching Black Panther | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-18. Transcript available.

Well, I'd never be Avenger. You know why because you're redheaded because I'm
redheaded no, but you could be a one that's on
What's her name was redheaded? Who? Yeah, hot girl. Oh, okay. You're not
getting in the fucking Avengers either
There's Black Panther available. Black, you mean you mean Black Alley Cat?
There we go. Black Alley Cat. Yeah, what do you think, dude?
By the way, and his claws are like, you know, what would his claws be?
Season in on it, fellas. Hey, hey, what? Black Alley Cat and the tag for the
movie is don't stray too far from home.
There it is right there. There you are, dude. There you are. There you are,
dude.
Oh, that sucks. That is just black pants. Could you imagine?
That's like the RuPaul of X-Men right there. That ain't even fucking that guy.
Dude, I know, but imagine. Can I honestly, literally honestly think, if you buy
a ticket, what are they, $18 now?
It's like $25. $25, right? So you wait in line, right? What if it's a surprise?
They don't even tell you.
You think it's, is it Idris Elba? Who knows? Who knows? We're not going to
announce.
Right. Movie comes on, right? And you and I are sitting, we have our popcorn,
right?
We're doing a Wakanda.
Right, Wakanda, right?
We're crossing.
We're crossing.
And he comes out, right? This little ball of a thing, right? He's like that
hedgehog.
Sonic.
Yeah, yeah. He just starts rolling right into the thing, right?
As soon as he pops and we see a full body of, people would die in the audience.
They would laugh so hard.
People would literally, no, honestly, it would be, you would need medical
people there.
I would be like, I would laugh so fucking hard. It would be the best movie ever
made.
But what would be my superpower?
You never saw Black Panther?
You didn't see Black Panther?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
No, no, don't be like it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you didn't.
Bobby, Bobby, what?
No, you didn't.
I felt at the moment that-
This is so-
Dude, dude, how did you not see fucking Black Panther?
I saw it, I just-
Okay, what's the plot of the movie?
Yeah, what's the plot?
What's the plot of the film?
Where does he live? Like, what's the land that, you know, I saw the movie once,
I know it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is it?
What is it?
Well, Wakanda.
Jules!
Jules.
You already fucking abandoned the show!
I just saw you fucking save, you bitch!
I didn't say anything!
Don't ever say that again!
We're taking away that happy birthday.
Okay, I'll give you another part of the movie.
Okay, give it to us.
Give me another part of the movie.
When they were fighting.
Fucking-
Fucking, hey, when they was fucking fighting, that was nice.
When the cars and shit, hey, man.
You never saw it.
You never saw it.
I can't believe you never saw-
You don't know, what's a pan-
What's a move that he does?
Yep.
He kicks.
Okay, that's enough.
Holy fuck, dog.
It's such a sad thing.
How about this?
Name one more other-
Name one more person in the movie.
Name-
How about-
Name anybody in the movie.
What am I saying?
Who is Black Panther?
Holy shit.
Man, hold up, man.
Wait, wait, where is he?
Now, why are they-
Why are they doing-
Why are they using a different actor?
Rudy!
Oh, he passed away.
Rudy, I just heard you say he died.
We have the audio on the mic.
I have ears, bitch.
Oh, I know Chad there.
That I do know.
That's-
Did you not know he was Black Panther?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I don't think so, dude.
Who else is in the movie?
There was a lot of people in the movie.
Name one other actor, then.
And then we'll stop asking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don Cheadle.
Yeah.
Was Don Cheadle in it?
No.
Don Cheadle was in it.
No, Don Cheadle wasn't in it.
He was in Avenger.
Yeah, yeah, he was in it.
He was in Avenger.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But remember when they came back-
There was no scene with Don Cheadle in Black Panther.
Yeah, yeah.
But you did make me think about it for a second.
I did think.
I was like, fuck, did he pop in?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, yeah.
No.
He didn't-
Anyway-
Fancy, he's not in, right?
Anyway, Doc.
No, he's not.
No.
Doc, I don't know what you're trying to do right now.
I really don't know what you're fucking trying to do.
You never fucking saw the fucking movie, right?
I have an idea.
What?
You know how they do Mystery Science Theater, where they watch movies-
Wait a minute, they had crack selling in Black Panther?
Remember when he lived in apartment buildings?
Okay, fuck it.
Maybe I need to watch the movie.
You think they threw a crack selling scene in Black Panther?
Yeah, remember they were fucking-
Do you really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a part where-
Oh, yeah, when they were in the crack house and they were smoking?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes.
Wait, Captain America.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Because they were fighting.
They were tired.
They were walking by and like, in Wakanda, they have crack houses?
I'm sure I remember.
And Black Panther was like, nah, right?
Check it out.
And then they-
Yeah, you know what?
Can you just Google-
Can you Google Black Panther crack smoking scene?
Because that should come right up.
That should come right up when they smoke rock in Black-
I remember when they was in the hood in the apartment building?
Oh.
You know what, Andrew?
I remember the scene now.
Are you being real?
There it is, right there.
The third slide in.
That was Black Panther.
I remember that.
I remember that.
I do remember that scene.
That was a 45-minute scene.
It was so long.
Of her smoking-
Fucking Black Panther.
Yeah, no shit, Doc.
There's another scene.
There's another scene.
There's Black Panther smoking crack out of her fucking-
So they got a Coke can scene.
Coke can.
Coke can.
Coke can, yeah.
That's why in Wakanda you see all those Coke cans littered across the ground.
They were all crack hits.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Doc, no.
No.
There's no crack scenes in fucking-
But not a crack scene, but there's like a fuck, like when they're in the hood.
Fancy, is any of this real?
When does father get killed?
The very beginning opens in the Bronx.
No one smoking crack.
But no one's smoking.
But I never said they were smoking crack.
Not even cigarettes.
You didn't say crack at all during this?
Maybe I did, but I'm just-
You definitely did.
Yeah, you definitely did.
What do you-
Okay, well, fuck.
I just don't remember the movie.
Yeah, well, then don't shut the fuck up then, man.
Fuck me.
This is what we're going to do.
Like Mystery Science Theater does-
They watch movies.
We as a family are going to watch Black Panther together.
Together.
Together.
Yes.
Okay.
Because you need to fucking-
You need to get a chunk of that for your own lifestyle because it's-
I saw the goddamn movie.
No, no, I feel like if we watch the movie with him, that we're going to end up
explaining
scenes to him.
Oh, yeah.
And I don't want to do that.
Oh, that's true.
I mean, that's a fucking, you know, drag.
I saw the movie, fellas.
You know what I mean?
I just explained to y'all the goddamn fight scene with the cars.
Remember?
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
And it was under the bridge.
In the tunnel.
So are you even playing that you don't know what's going on?
Are you doing a good job of playing?
What?
I'm a very confused boy right now.
Stop, stop, stop for a second.
You don't say anything.
You don't say anything right now.
Are you pulling some fucking black magic on me right now?
Yeah, he's doing one of his black magic.
His black magic.
Just shut the fuck up for a second.
Thank you for being here.
Let me talk to Andrew for a second, okay?
Can we have a moment?
Okay.
I think we're dealing with somebody that has a mental thing that we're not privy
to.
Oh.
Right?
Either it's a condition that we're not privy to because we don't have his
medical records.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's right.
There have been signs when I've hung out with them.
Where I went, that's weird.
That's very weird.
Yeah, why would he do that?
You know what I mean?
Even from being here, right?
Like the bitches thing.
It's crazy.
And a lot of crack stuff.
A lot of crack stuff.
So the bitches, the crap.
Yeah.
He seems to be a guy that's never seen anything.
What is that?
Anything.
Unless maybe he's seen it.
He doesn't understand it.
He doesn't understand it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is this a documentary?
Right?
And it's like Black Panther.
And people around him are like, what?
You know what I mean?
But so we have to be a little bit nicer then to him.
I don't think so.
No?
No.
Okay.
What I want to do is I want to be so mean that he has to find a professional to
give him some
sort of medication or, you know.
Okay.
Let's address it.
Okay.
Yeah.
What's wrong with these dudes?
There's nothing wrong with us, man.
Okay.
We're concerned friends.
We're just concerned.
And we love you.
Hey, man.
I just forgot how to move it up.
That's true.
That's it.
That's true.
It's as simple as that.
That's true, dude.
You know what?
Yeah.
I take it back.
I take it back.
You've seen Black Panther.
You've seen Black Panther.
I just told you about the goddamn fight scene.