Name: Andrew Santino Shows Bobby Lee How It's Done | Bad Friends Clips ft Tom Segura
Uploaded: 2021-12-01T01:15:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Shows Bobby Lee How It's Done | Bad Friends Clips ft Tom Segura' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Shows Bobby Lee How It's Done | Bad Friends Clips ft Tom Segura' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-01. Transcript available.

Dude, imagine fucking Bob. That's such a rhyme. Oh my God.
Imagine what?
Just fucking you. It'd be so wild.
Why?
Why?
You know, I happen to feel like, because I have a mirror by my bed.
Why?
To watch my moves.
Oh my God.
Right? So every once in a while, in my peripheral.
Yeah.
Is that how you say it?
In my periphery, yeah.
Peripheral?
In my peripheral?
Yes. I can see my moves, and I can say that it's pretty fucking sexy.
All right, let me see.
No.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, he's talking to her.
Oh my God, Bert.
Oh, he spits. Oh, he spits right on her.
All right, then he gets down and crouching panda.
Crouching panda. Licky, licky.
Licky, licky.
As he...
Oof.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
All right, sit down, Liu Kang.
Cut it out.
Unbelievable.
I get it now.
I get it.
You got it?
I got it now.
Yeah.
Do you want to re-poll the fuck, marry, kills?
That was pretty good.
That was good.
Raise your hand if that changed your mind about what your vote was before.
In the back, it changed our minds.
One guy.
One guy in the back.
One guy now is into it.
You saw the moves.
You saw them with your eyes.
Fuck yeah, bro.
All right, would you be a top or a bottom?
I'm generally a bottom, but I could do top.
You could top?
I've done it before.
I don't think you're...
I don't know.
I think you're bottom.
You're bottom.
No, I'm bottom 90% of the time, but I can do top play.
For how long?
What do you mean far long?
You don't last long on top, do you?
15 minutes.
Is that your window?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
How about you?
How about me what?
15 is actually pretty good.
How about you?
Do you fuck strong?
I fuck real, real, real strong.
You do?
Please give me an example.
I gave you a fucking example.
You give me an example.
Oh, my God.
I got to get into the scene, so I'm going to be at my makeup table.
I'm going to take the makeup off.
All right.
All right.
Ready?
So just imagine it's a mirror.
And I just got home from a long day at the office.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
That was aggressive, bro.
Dude, I might press charges.
I know, but was it good?
That was really good.
It was really good.
Oh, fuck.
That was really good.
I want to take two seconds right now and apologize to Tom.
I am sorry, Tom.
I'm so sorry, Tom.
Sorry, Tom.
That's all good.
That's okay.
We are sorry about that.
That's all sorry, Tom.
This is really not okay for us to give this to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're really sorry.
Let me tell you, who's going to go to Tom's show tonight?
All these people.
All right.
The proof is in the pudding.
Give him some space.
Very exciting.
Give him some space.
Yeah.
Sorry, Tom.
Sorry, Tom.
No, that was, honestly, I really enjoyed both of your moves.
Thank you.
Is there a chance that you'd like to show off your fuckery skills?
I'm recovering from injuries still.
Yeah.
I mean, we could both play the women.
There's two women.
I think that's a hard no.
It's a hard no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's move on.
Let's move on.
But I liked it.
I liked watching your show.
It was very good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.