Name: Tom Segura and Bobby Lee Rank Their Favorite Asians, Hispanics, and Whites | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tom Segura and Bobby Lee Rank Their Favorite Asians, Hispanics, and Whites | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-02. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
I'm your favorite Asian.
You're what?
Am I your favorite Asian?
For sure.
100%.
Well...
No, more than Ken Jeong?
Yes.
Okay.
But not more than Ali Wong.
Ali Wong does...
Oh, no.
Really?
Yeah.
No, fuck face.
Really?
Hey, hey, hey, be nice.
I am before...
Was she ahead of me?
Was she...
What?
Was she what?
Is she ahead of me in your eyes?
Like, do I like her more?
More than me.
I like her much more than you, but...
But you're my...
Like, you're right...
You're right there.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Where am I in your white guy fucking hierarchy?
Well, you're not white.
You're Hispanic, correct?
Okay.
Where am I in your...
So, for...
Number one, probably Carlos Mencia.
Number one, for sure.
Okay.
Number two, Paul Rodriguez.
Okay.
For sure.
George Lopez, for sure.
Ooh.
Felipe.
Jesus Treo, for sure.
Felipe Esparza?
Way ahead of you.
Way ahead of you.
Gabriel.
Gabriel Iglesias?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's four people.
Jesus Trejo?
Yeah, that's five people.
Jesus Trejo?
Yeah, I already said it.
Yeah, yeah.
No, you're in my top three Hispanic people.
Really?
Yeah.
Thanks, man.
You're welcome.
What do I rank in your whites?
In terms of white people?
Yeah, for your whites.
You're probably number one on my list right now, man.
Really?
Whoa!
I'll tell you why.
Because I...
You guys don't know this, but I'm going through a hard time.
I'm always going through a hard time.
Yeah.
And you've been really helpful, dude.
I love you.
I love you.
This is for the audience.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Wait a minute.
Imagine if I got canceled for that.
Oh.
They're like, you can't kiss me.
Where does he sit in your Asian scale?
Pretty high up there.
Yeah.
I think Bobby is...
Well, I separated by...
So Korean, he is top Korean.
Top Korean.
But there are some other Japanese and Chinese that really take the cake.
Name me one Japanese.
Roku...
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Roku Sudoku.
There's no Roku Sudoku?
You've never seen Roku Sudoku?
He rips.
There's no Roku Sudoku.
He is one of the funniest dudes I've ever seen in my life.
Roku Sudoku?
Do you know...
You guys know the comedian Roku Sudoku?
Yes!
See?
He rips.
Yes.
He's so good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's good?
He's good.
Give me another Asian guy that's better.
There's a Chinese guy.
Ronnie Chang?
Ronnie Chang.
Yeah.
Ronnie Chang.
He's very funny.
Very funny.
Yeah.
And also, likable.
Very likable.
You know?
There's a couple, but you're the top Korean by far.
Noodle-ka-doodle.
Do you know Noodle-ka-doodle?
She's good.
You're my best.
You're my best Korean by far.
Okay.
Thank you.