Name: Lil Dicky Explains the True Meaning of Hanukkah | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Lil Dicky Explains the True Meaning of Hanukkah | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-20. Transcript available.

Because here's the problem with Hanukkah. This has always been my issue.
It's not enough nights.
Not enough. That's serious. That's literally what I was going to say. Why eight?
Well, as the story has it, if I recall, it's how long the oil and the candles
last.
They could have stretched it out.
I think the whole premise of Hanukkah is that they scratched it out for eight.
It's like a
miraculous thing that they even made at eight nights.
All right, so let's make it more nights.
So they just party for eight days straight?
I don't think it was a party. I think it was more survival.
In this day and age, they celebrate for eight days.
Okay.
But back then, it was to stay alive.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, we got eight little knick-knack gifts.
Maybe one.
How many are in front of you?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Get it.
They know what they're doing here.
Why don't you open one of them?
Why don't you open one?
These are for me?
Yeah.
Every time you open one, I have to light a candle, though, of course.
So go ahead and open one.
Those are for you.
I'm excited.
Yeah.
I haven't gotten any gifts this season.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
My parents just give me a check.
For Hanukkah?
Yeah.
Real Jewish, huh?
Not just every year.
Just a check?
No, not even.
It's gotten lower.
Now they just re-update my NBA League Pass every year.
What?
That's huge.
What do you mean?
That's huge.
That's dope.
Yeah.
Do you even have an NBA League Pass?
No, I can't even compete with no shit like that.
It's like 500 bucks.
No, it's like 150.
Oh, really?
How did I think it was expensive?
Well, what is it?
What am I thinking?
Sunday Ticket is more expensive.
I ain't even got cable, fella.
Sunday Ticket's like 400 bucks.
You don't have cable, Doug?
No, I don't have cable.
I'm like...
Looks like there might be a mug.
Fucking all I got on Netflix.
What is it?
Oh, a brain mug.
Beautiful.
It's your own merch.
Yeah.
We're giving you your own merch.
Should I buy it too?
So I'm making money off of this gift?
You're making money off the gift.
That's great.
We bought it.
That's the best type of Jewish.
Feel that.
Feel that.
Yeah.
Feel that.
Double up on the cup.
And I bought mugs.
What does it say, by the way?
Does this bitch don't know about Pangea?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
A famous quote of brain.
What a good video.
Thank you.
You did the video, yeah?
Yeah, and Tony.
Tony directed.
Yeah.
Tony, who directed many episodes on our show.
Yeah.
Dave, which Bobby mocks constantly and calls it Davey
because he's jealous that...
Well, he's on Sex and the City, so...
Yeah.
What made you get into rapping?
You know, I...
This guy.
Entertainment Tonight question.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
Boom.
Straight to it.
Hey, man.
Tell me what made you get into rap.
Well, you know, this is a place to talk to a Jewish dude.
You know, Jewish...
You know, what I'm saying?
Jewish dude's on rap.
You ever heard of the Beastie Boys?
They Jewish?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Drake is Jewish.
Drake is half Jewish.
Drake is half Jewish?
Yes.
So, he's Jadakiss.
Mother, okay.
Fuck it.
Jim Jones.
Yeah.
He's Jewish.
Yeah, Jim Jones.
What about you?
No, but you didn't know the Beastie Boys are Jewish?
No.
I thought they were just regular old, like,
trailer park dudes getting it.
You know what I'm saying?
Trailer park dudes?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Bro, bro.
This is why we love Black Dajera.
That's trailer park right there.
Hey.
Yeah.
What trailer park do you know exists in the city of New York?
Where are the trailer parks?
He's thinking 8 Mile M&M.
Oh, you're thinking M&M?
He's thinking white rappers.
You know M&M and Beastie Boys are not this.
In trailer parks in Brooklyn?
Possibly.
Have you been to Brooklyn?
He thinks they're from, like, middle America.
No, not really.
I've been there to the, like, little clubs out there,
but I haven't been in Brooklyn, Brooklyn.
You know what I'm saying?
Shout out to Jay-Z.
No, don't shout out Jay-Z.
You don't know what you're talking about.
No, okay, don't shout out Jay-Z.
I'm sorry.
All right, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
The Beastie Boys are from New York City.
Okay, they are?
Where did you think they were from?
I thought they were from, like, a little bit like Iowa, a little bit.
Yeah.
Something like that.
Yeah, maybe.
They put off an Iowa vibe.
Yeah, they got the fucking cornfield vibe.
You feel what I'm saying, Dick?
You feel me?
No, he's doing this to help you out because this is insane.
Hey, fam, fam, you know.
No sleep till...
Brooklyn!
It wasn't Iowa City.
No sleep till Lincoln, Nebraska!
The drive from Iowa was so long.
So far, yeah, and they didn't want to pass out.
Stay up.
Why did I get into rap?
You know, I always wanted to be a comedian my whole life.
Like, that was my dream, even as a boy.
Like, I always...
I made people laugh as a kid, and I was like, this is an irreplaceable feeling.
How can I do this forever?
Sure.
And I kind of rapped, you know, for fun, and I wasn't necessarily like, wow,
you're a great
rapper, but I was like, you know, I was seeing, you know, Lonely Island.
I saw these guys, and they were becoming incredibly successful off of comedic
rap, and I was like,
there's no one else doing it.
So I thought, what if I use my funny ideas?
Because I didn't know anybody.
I didn't know how to...
No one could I give a script to.
I didn't, like, know how to make, you know, film.
You know, it just felt like the most accessible way to do it was on my computer.
I have GarageBand.
I can literally make high-quality music from my apartment, my room.
So I started rapping with the intention of being noticed as a comedian, and it
kind of,
like, just worked like a sport.
The more I did it, the better I got.
And it's like, I've always loved rap, you know.
It was a total dream to be a rapper of mine, too, but it was like, you know, my
dreams growing
up were, like, comedian, rapper, basketball player.
Yeah, one of those was never going to happen.
I feel like, honestly, two of them felt like they weren't going to happen.
Yeah, but one of them for sure wasn't going to happen.
Yeah, but it felt like as I was rapping and getting better, it felt like as if
I, like,
started playing basketball and got good enough to play in the NBA.
Like, that's how I feel every day as a rapper.
But then you meet, like, six, eight black dudes, and you're like, never mind.
This is insane.
If every black dude in the NBA looked like him, you'd be in good shape.
You would be dope.
Yeah, you could post me up and get it.
Hey, but I was going to say, everybody out there in Tel Aviv, this is the guy
you want
to look up to, all right?
Keep it going.
Everybody out there in Tel Aviv, this is the guy.
Don't you forget it.
And I performed in Tel Aviv, and let me tell you, I felt a lot of admiration.
Hell yeah, the swarms, yeah.
How many times did you perform over there?
I performed there once, but never have I felt, he's right, I have never felt,
like, bigger
as a star.
As a rapper.
Just as, like, yeah, as, like, a presence, like, as when I walked down the
street than I
did in Israel.
Wow.
Wow.
And it was beautiful.
Yeah, because you like the fucks, man.
And the hummus.
God, the hummus is off the chain.
It's incredible.
You like hummus?
Hell yeah, bro.
With some fucking townhouse crackers.
Townhouse crackers.
That's always the tradition.
That is the tradition.
When you go to the Middle East, I do say, they do have good hummus and townhouse
crackers.
Hey, that's how we do it in America.
Get it.
Dude, it's so funny to be half-cultured.
Oh, yeah.
No, I love hummus, man.
You got to give me them townhouse crackers.
Half-culture is so funny to me.
Hey, that's how we get it, though.
Yeah, no, I love kebab meat.
I mess with kebab meat.
You just got to put it in a pita, you know what I'm saying?
Put that in a wrap.
Hey, hey, Fance.
Yeah?
What did you ask about the gold?
Listen to how offensive this question is.
You're going to love it.
Oh, wow.
Well, because he literally said-
Wow.
He literally walked in here.
By the way, he's Spanish, so we don't trust him at all.
But he literally walked in as he's setting up the room, and he goes to Pete,
the other
producer, he says, why did I like this gold so much?
This is what he wants to know, why there's the gold.
And then Pete tried to explain to him what this is, and it's a game.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
With the dreidel.
Yeah.
But honestly, it doesn't help the image.
No.
The gold thing doesn't really help the image.
I agree.
I got to tell you.
I haven't really thought about it.
It's a bad idea.
Yeah.
I mean, look, it's spread out on the table.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.