Name: Who Has The Bigger God Complex? | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2022-03-19T04:45:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who Has The Bigger God Complex? | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who Has The Bigger God Complex? | Bad Friends Clips w/ Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-19. Transcript available.

we're bad friends what if you're a god what if you're a god and you know what i'm
really what
you know what i'm reinforcing right now well this is god syndrome i mean you
already have
god syndrome anyway uh you have god syndrome no no i don't yeah you do i i don't
thank you
no i don't he doesn't you have a complex okay who yields his power more you're
always saying
why power you be throwing that right first of all always doing this first of
all what the
fuck does this mean first of all when i say hello don't go okie dokie like that
okay
that is only at the meetings i've never brought that to this that's for me and
my buds yeah pete wink
wink yeah and i gotta tell you something your god complex is way worse than
mine you bullied carlos
into not having coffee the first six seconds you were in this room carlos how
long have i known you
uh same amount of time as i've known you know who's known you longer me or andrew
i have known bobby a
little longer because of certain reasons doesn't matter yeah yeah doesn't
matter so our history is
deeper no it's not it is years deeper and we have also during those years that
you met him you didn't
do anything for him you probably bullied him then too all right so can i just
say how we know or no
yeah you can say it okay so at one point you mean you're abusing substances
together yeah at one point
was uh sober i know and that's how we knew each other okay but that's a deeper
connection if you
knew anything about did you ever call him check in on him no uh carlos don't
look at his no i'm not
i'm like really trying to remember and i i don't know yeah yeah yeah you'd know
because it would happen
more frequently that hurts i took the bus to cedars to meet bobby though yeah
that's you doing another
thing for him yeah because my car broke down right yeah i guess looking back
you were on the way too
yeah yeah there we go together god complex that's not god complex you're a boss
you boss everybody
around god complex is an unshakable belief characterized by consistently inflating
feelings
of personal ability privilege or infallibility that's you but you think my tone
is very peasant like
i mean well that's the juxtaposition what do you mean because you sucker people
you're a sociopath you
sucker people are thinking that you're a peasant when really you're you've got
this cape all right
i have two i have two things going on please all right i ride between peasant
like i i'm nothing
i got nothing you know what i mean right you know also there's a lot of shame
and guilt involved
that's because you have imposter syndrome that's why right and then there's the
other extreme
where i not extreme but i have this thing like the the rules don't apply to me
correct right but i don't
think the rules you think apply to you as well that's not true i i think you
can say things like
when you get a parking ticket do you pay it right away 100 but i rarely get one
because i obey the
rules when's the last time i had a parking ticket i can't even tell you okay
when you get you've
never fed a meter in la never never this dude well how the do you know because
he knows i have tickets
just sitting on your windshield for like three months that's a fact you used to
park in the parking
you're your prius at one point had a ticket that was so old on it it's sunburnt
it into the glass
that's real talk that is a real statement there was a sunburned parking ticket
into your glass i see
what this is all right no it's not a thing this is what it is you dipshits all
right this is what
the it is all right whoa it's coming up whoa it's coming out you're angry oh my
god you've got me up
against the wall dude i'm putting it out you put me in the corner we're gonna
attack ukraine dude oh
man will you crank out yeah so check it out don't bomb me dog here's the real
honest truth right the
reason why i have parking tickets on my windshield right you don't know i don't
know what to do with
them are you take them off and pay them yeah i don't know how to do that on the
internet yeah but
i don't know how there's a website at the bottom two weeks ago i just learned
how to tell time
on the sticks you mean the clock yeah the clock so mark baron taught me how to
do it on on tiger
valley 50 years old yeah because i refuse to learn oh why because i just out of
stubbornness like
i've had girlfriends go it's easy let me teach you i don't ever want to know i'm
digital for life
have you paid off parking tickets now are they all gone but then what i had to
do is get some dude to do it
to pay off your parking tickets yeah i don't pay anything like my dude
clinton i don't want to say his last name my dude clinton i've been with him
for 15 20 years
yeah and he all checks right and everything goes to him the reason why is if it
goes to me it'd be all
gone or you wouldn't know what to do with it yeah i know your business manager
clinton yeah yeah let me
tell you something about this guy what it might take him two or three full
weeks to cash a check
i sent the guy a check yeah he cashed it like a month later i know because how
old is that dude
he's like 90 years old yeah okay because i called one time i was like what's
your business address he's
like four hold on and he like walked outside yeah and read it off the wall yeah
he's a black guy
i trust black does that have to do with that old black i like him
what is that back what you're giving back that's what i'm talking about right i
like to give back
right you know we go together right he's your business manager blacks and asians
go together
that's what i'm talking about remember the riots we did it together did we not
you shot at each
other i know but you know we were still eluding each other yeah each other dude
stay away from my
store you drink you buy all right so stop no no no let that go i'm not that's
the kind of stuff i
love to hear yeah you drink you buy you drink you buy and the phrase is what
you're saying is it's you
touch you buy you break you drink you break you because if i've never seen
blind people go into a
liquor store a korean liquor store and just start drinking my father what you
ain't met my father
what's the he used to do i used to get mad at him oh so he used to go to liquor
stores just drink
in the store grocery stores he used to just grab the apple juice drink it put
it back on the shelf
i said man dog dude never got caught and then when i asked him i said pops man
you why would you do
that he said him i'm thirsty i said that ain't you still got to pay for this
shit yeah really and then they never did you ever did you ever like just if he
was going down one
aisle did you just went to another aisle because you didn't want to be caught i
used to just like
i used to just like fake yeah just like that i used to fake like i got
something to do like pops
i'm gonna go over here and look at something and he'd be like all right and
then he come over there
drinking that goddamn juice too and then he put everything man don't bring the
evidence over either
this is just because of the magazine section you know the colognes and stuff
that's in the magazine
it's just everybody i used to do that though yeah yeah that's real talk
you