Name: Bobby Lee Tries To Set up a Date for Rudy and Harry Styles | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Tries To Set up a Date for Rudy and Harry Styles | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-19. Transcript available.

We have a petition right now for Rudy Giuliana Kuhn to meet Harry Styles.
The boys have organized a petition for you to meet Harry Styles
and we have to push this around the internet.
We have to have everyone sign this.
So hopefully Harry gets no to this, right?
Is that the goal, fans?
Exactly.
Well, I have a connection, right?
So, you know, I did a game show called, what was it called?
Game On.
Game On.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
So I was on a game show called Game On with me, Rob Gronkowski.
Serena, Venus Williams.
Venus.
And Ian Carmel, right?
But Ben, I don't know the people.
So Ben Winston was the producer.
Great man.
You know Ben.
James Corden's producer.
Yeah, so James Corden's work.
But Ben discovered Harry Styles, right?
And they're like really close.
He did discover him.
He discovered him because Ben used to produce X Factor where Harry was
discovered.
Right.
Right?
That's right.
So I have Ben's number and I text him, but I can't.
How do you get into it and go, hey, my niece wants to meet Harry.
Can you hook that up?
Like it feels weird and gross.
Say, I would do it like this.
Okay.
Hey, B-Dog.
That's how you start it.
Oh, hey, B-Dog.
Hey, B-Dog.
He'll love that.
Can you write this down, Andres?
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, B-Dog.
Two Hays.
Hey, hey, B-Dog.
Hey, hey, B-Dog.
Let me repeat it.
You know, I'll write in my notes and I'll paste it and do it.
So here we go.
So hold on.
Notes.
Just give me a second.
Notes.
Here we go.
So here we go.
Why don't you just let Pete type it?
He'll do it right up there.
No, because when I write it myself, I can memorize it better.
Oh.
All right.
So I go.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
How about three Hays?
Hey, hey, hey, B-Dog.
Yeah, yeah.
Because that's like fat.
Hey, hey, hey.
Fat Albert.
Fat Albert.
Hey, hey, hey, B-Dog.
Yup.
B-Dog.
Hey, hey, hey, B-Dog.
You chillin'?
You chillin'?
Ya chillin'?
Is chillin' good?
Or is chillin' good not good?
No, ya chillin'.
Ya chillin'.
Ya chillin'?
And then just write, dat's cool.
Yeah, D with a D.
D-A-T-S.
That's cool.
That's cool.
No, no, no L.
Cool.
That's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
You know what?
I'm going to put five O's.
Cool.
Yeah.
That's cool.
No, it's too much.
It's too much singing.
Bring it back.
So I have six.
We do have our resident culture critic.
Yeah, I have six O's there.
So I take two O's out.
Yeah, I take two of them.
All right.
Yeah, so dat's cool.
That's good.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, nice and quick.
So hey, hey, dog.
B-Dog.
Sorry.
B-Dog.
Sorry.
Hey, hey, hey, B-Dog.
You chillin'?
Dat cool.
Dat's with an S.
Oh, S for my bad.
Dat's cool.
Dat's cool.
And then write the letter N-E-Way.
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
N-E-Way.
N-E-Way.
Oh, N-E-Way.
N-E-Way.
Yeah.
Uh, what's funny?
I thought he was about to spell something.
But go ahead.
What was I going to spell?
Well, you started with N, and I was like, easy.
It was a hard N.
Yeah, it was a hard N.
You was coming.
One letter scares you.
Yeah, that nationalist was jumping out of you.
It was quick.
It was fucking easy.
All right.
N-E-R.
No, uh.
Too far.
Okay, too far.
Too far.
Yeah, yeah.
N-E-Way.
N-E-Way.
My lil' niece.
Lil' niece.
My lil' niece kook.
My cuckoo lil' niece.
I don't know about cuckoo or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want an adjective in there, though.
Bitch-ass.
My bitch-ass lil' niece- niece.
My bitch-ass lil' niece- niece.
Yeah.
My bitch-ass lil' niece- niece.
Yeah, my bitch-ass lil' niece- niece.
Tryna, tryna, or finna, finna meet.
Yeah, finna meet.
No, no.
Finna meet.
No, not finna meet.
Watch, finna meet.
No, no, that's not it.
It's finna, F-I-N-N-A.
Finna.
No, but I'm doing it my way.
Finna meet.
M-E-A-T.
Okay.
So finna meet.
Yeah.
Finna meet's gonna work.
Finna meet.
Yeah, yeah.
H-styles.
H-styles.
Finna meet H-sty.
I'm gonna put sty.
H-sty.
What it do.
Yeah, what it do.
What it do.
Yeah.
If this motherfucker doesn't know what you're talking about and respond
positively,
then he's not a great producer.
So may I, may I-
Go for it.
Yeah.
I'll stand.
I think I literally shit my pants earlier.
Yeah, yeah.
And you were right about that.
And guess who has to clean it?
Yeah, yeah.
Dingo.
Rudy.
Yeah.
I can't stand, so I'll just do it like this.
Yeah, don't stand.
It just doesn't go up.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, big dog.
You're chilling, that's-
We'll start from the top.
Wait.
You need some period.
That ass-
What, what, what?
Hey, hey, you're chilling, that ass.
I put ass.
That's cool.
Oh, that's, that's, oh, you put that, okay, that's why I fucked up part.
Period.
Sorry, my bad, my bad, I'm starting over, right?
Hey, hey, hey, big dog.
Fuck, I fucked up.
It's okay.
Shut up, man.
Because I'm going to text it, I'm not going to say it.
Do I think this is what happens on set when you do stuff?
I do think of that.
Oh, 100%.
100%.
I can feel it.
And producers go.
And the director's going, and the director's going like this.
We have to replace him.
Yeah.
And, yeah, and they're like, who knows Dr. Ken?
Who knows Dr. Ken?
All right, so.
Hey, hey, hey, big dog.
You're chilling.
That's cool.
Neat.
And anyway.
Right?
My bitch knees in.
Fender meat.
It's that.
What it do?
Perfect.
Dude, he's going to love it.
He's going to respond so positively to that.
Dude, a lot of charisma, this guy.
You're going to send that text within minutes.
He's going to call.
Yeah.
Hey, what's up?
He's like, I've got a meeting already.
He's English.
Yeah, obviously.
Thank you.
So we're going to get, if, let's just say this text, this gibberish goes
through,
and Ben is like, okay, I can link it up.
Would you leave your boyfriend?
Yeah.
Yeah, that fast.
Yeah.
Ephraim, were you listening?
Yeah, she's willing to leave you like that.
Just like that.
So don't take too much weight.
I just need like a boxers or like a brief from Harry Styles.
Oh, you want his underwear?
Yeah.
Not washed.
Not washed.
After maybe like a show.
A concert.
A tour.
Yeah, so it's just like kind of musty.
What if every day on tour he wore this show underwear and took it off and never
washed it and then put it on for every show?
You want that kind of underwear?
And then what would you do with it?
I'll just smell it every night.
Yuck.
It's insane.
It's insane.
Okay, so there's about five or six women in the room over there, right?
There's girls in the room over there?
Yes.
So girls, you could just yell yes or no.
Is this something you also want to do?
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
Bring better kids next time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.