Name: Alcoholics (Not So) Anonymous | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-07-28T16:00:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Alcoholics (Not So) Anonymous | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Alcoholics (Not So) Anonymous | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-28. Transcript available.

Dude, it's so funny, Pauly came into the store the other night, and he was a
pop-in on the pop-in sheet, and I was doing Tiger Belly.
I was doing Tiger Belly live, and he's like, what's up, bro?
And I was like, hey, man, I gotta be honest with you, you can't jump me.
Like, I love you, but I have to go do Tiger Belly with Bobby.
If this happens, this will fuck up everything.
He goes, you're good, dude, you're good.
And I go, also, I don't know if you want to go next anyway, because Argus, I'm
not exaggerating,
Argus threw up all over inside the green room bathroom.
What?
Wait, listen, for people that don't know, Argus Hamilton is one of the most
legendary comedians at the comedy store.
He's the fucking man.
He opens up the show.
He has new shit every single time I see the dude.
He's an OG.
Respect.
Yeah, I love him.
Respect.
I love him.
Argus says to me, I'm not kidding, he goes, oh, man, I'm sorry, I threw up all
over the place.
And I was like, are you sick?
He goes, I don't think so.
I think it's from the Carnie's hamburger I just ate.
You ever had one of those?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like, Carnie's the train on Sunset?
The hot dog place?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I've never had a hamburger there.
He's like, well, don't do it.
Dude, he puked all over the green room bathroom, the poor guy.
And then Danny made him take a COVID test, because Danny was nervous.
He was like, how do you not know if you're sick?
Yeah.
Because Argus was like, I don't think I'm sick.
And he's like, what do you mean?
What does that mean?
You would know what's going on.
So Danny went and got him a fucking COVID test and made him take it.
Yeah.
And I told Pauly that, and he was like, really?
I was like, I'll wipe down the mic before and after.
It's a fucking circus.
It's a fucking circus.
It's a fucking circus.
Yeah.
Argus saved my life.
Did he?
Yeah.
He got me sober the first time, one of the guys.
He's been sober for how long?
50 years.
40 years.
Yeah, it's crazy.
But although, if he's speaking at an A meeting, I have to leave.
I have to leave.
I have to leave.
Why?
I can't do it.
Does he do jokes?
He does his act, and then it's like, no, he does his act.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
It's tough.
It's tough.
Because he'll say something like, me and Sammy Davis Jr., we used to, he told
me this one
joke at a cafe, and it's like, yeah, but we're trying to get sober.
Yeah.
This makes me want to get fucked up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Talk about the sobriety.
Yeah, but he's a good man.
He's a good man.
He's a good man.
He's a good man.
I don't want to, because, you know what I mean?
He's got to come, because he didn't talk to me for two years.
Okay.
Yeah, because, I don't know, one night I had to follow him, and I was in a bad
mood,
and I said something like, you know, run around for the old bitch with the wig.
Yeah, that would make somebody mad.
Or something like that, right?
Yeah.
And I'm on stage, it kind of got a laugh, and I could see him in the back, just,
you
know, just his silhouette, just kind of like.
Takes off his wig.
God damn it.
I mean, it was just like, I felt so bad.
Yeah, why would you say that?
I've said so many bad things.
By the way, he doesn't have a wig.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I don't know what the joke was.
You're just being mean?
I don't know why he wants to be mean.
Yeah.
Right.