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You really watch anime, Juice?
I've seen a few animes, and I really like them,
and so I was getting some recommendations.
She's obsessed.
Yeah.
What's the new one you're on?
We talked about it already.
Cock.
Cock?
No.
You're making that up.
No, I say Kaguya-sama.
Oh, Kaguya-sama.
What does that look like, George?
Kaguya-sama?
George is the only producer in the house today, by the way.
We're putting him to work.
Everyone's gone.
Kaguya-sama, love is war.
That's sick.
That's a great title.
Love is war?
Love is war.
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
What is that there?
That's a Kaguya-sama.
Oh.
Now, who is that, Rudy?
I'm still watching the first episode.
So you're not watching it.
So you're not into it.
I'm still watching.
I'm trying.
Wait, wait, wait.
So we ask you, what are you into right now?
Crock of shit.
Right?
You're a crock of shit, man.
And you go, Kaguya-sama, which is fine, right?
But you're like, I'm still watching the first episode,
which is you haven't seen it yet.
I'm already into it.
You're going to finish it, too.
Yeah.
Like, every episode.
You watch it like you read a book.
Time out.
Yeah.
George, what are you doing?
You're in it, then.
You've been doing this for 30 years.
What are you doing?
No, legitimately.
He's been producing this for 30 years.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
We're talking.
I don't know what you're doing.
God, he's crazy.
I'm getting it loaded up so that it's ready once you're done talking.
What are you loading up?
Kaguya-sama, Love is War, a 10 out of 10 anime.
Oh, my God.
We weren't even going to do that.
It's not even a thing.
Let him do it.
Now we have to see it.
Here we go.
Oh, get somebody else's review.
Oh, this is stupid.
It's like, oh, just turn it off.
Just turn it off.
George Kimmel.
George Kimmel.
That looks good.
Juicy, what's your first impression of George?
Have you met him before?
Just now, we met.
Hey, remember, I book everybody who comes out here.
Just so you know.
Honestly.
Just so you know, he has fucking zero power at all.
If you want to be booked on anything ever, you ask Bobby or me.
No power.
No power.
Just judge freely.
Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
But, you know, it goes through me.
It goes through me.
Be quiet.
What's your impression?
And be honest.
Please be honest.
And I'll know you're lying.
Just look at us.
Don't even look at him.
No need to be too honest.
George, I swear to God.
I think under these working conditions, he's really holding it together.
He's got a pretty hostile boss here.
Yeah, he does.
He does.
But you know what?
Who's hostile?
You.
But they've been working together for 20, how many years?
A long time.
Over time.
Listen, you just said that I was a hostile boss.
Well, you're yelling at him a lot.
Yeah, he does yell at him a lot.
I would be crying if I was George back then.
But here's the difference, Juice.
Here's the difference, Juice.
Yeah.
You don't get yelled at because you don't do that kind of shit.
He yells because George does that stuff.
You wouldn't do that.
Let me ask you something.
You're too good.
If I'm the boss at Home Depot.
Oh my God, yeah.
All right.
And I had an employee, right?
Taking the chainsaw.
And he's like trying to attack dogs.
Right?
As a boss, I would have to go, hey!
Cut it out!
Cut it out!
Number one, don't use that.
It's a brand new chainsaw.
Number two, don't try to kill the patron's dogs.
That's the wood slicer, not the dog slicer.
Exactly, thank you so much.
And you would be the good employee that would say that.
Employee of the month.
You would come in and go, what would you say?
So I'd say, hey!
And then you'd come from behind and go, what?
That's what you just said.
Oh, that's the wood slicer.
The dog slicer's all of five.
All of five.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And you would get a raise.
But my point is that if I didn't yell at that guy for doing that, then Home
Depot
would be a difficult work environment.
It would be Lowe's.
It would be Lowe's.
It would be Lowe's.
It would be Lowe's.
And we just can't have that around here.
This has to be Home Depot.
Yeah.
This is Home Depot.
This is Home Depot.
Okay.
Did you stop?
Turn that off.
By the way, YouTube is going to have a cut ad right now.
They're going to run a Home Depot ad because we've said it five fucking times.
Oh, right, right, right.
This is what happens.
YouTube is listening so diligently.
And by the way, I'd like to say something to YouTube.
You guys are fucking bullshit.
They're fucking bullshit.
You know, they keep...
You guys are great.
My favorite company.
Fuck them.
No, it's Google now.
And you know what they're doing to us?
YouTube's great.
They keep taking away us.
They pull us out of the algorithm because we say crazy shit.
Well, don't say YouTube sucks then.
Maybe that's...
Let's just start there.
Let's start there.
Fuck YouTube.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't think they like it.
That should be the cover.
Should I do it too?
Yeah, do it.
Fuck you.
Hey, YouTube.
Suck a big dick.
Hey, face YouTube.
Hey, fungoo, fungoo, fuck you.
Fungoo, fungoo.
Fungoo, fungoo, fungoo.
Hey, suck it.
Suck it, suck it.
That's the taint regions of my fucking bubble.
There it is.
Yeah.
Anyway, say something, guys, about YouTube.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, guys.
More of a Vimeo girl.
Oh, sick thing.
In your face, YouTube.
What about you?
YouTube, eat shit.
Eat shit.
Eat shit.
Love that.
And that's from Duterte's.
What, you got a lot of shit from last night?
No, no, no.
It wasn't too bad.
What do you mean?
You got so much love on the live stream.
Yeah.
People, I think people loved it.
I saw one, one, one comment.
Yeah, one comment is all I need to survive for like a full month.
I think I saw one comment.
I saw one comment that criticized why we actually never put my finger inside of
your butt.
Why?
And I said, we never got a tip.
We said we would do it for $1,000.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was, he wanted me to put it, my finger in his ass for $1,000 all the way.
And then for 10 grand, put it out and taste it, which I would have done.
No one had the balls to tip 10K.
Yeah.
Would you have done that?
For 10 grand?
Yeah.
I mean, it'd be hard to say no.
Yeah, you couldn't say no.
It's a lot of money that someone gives.
But I mean, who do we have?
Some Saudi fucking prince watching the show?
Yeah.
Would you stick your finger in my butthole for $1,000?
No.
Well, let's play this game.
She's a decent human.
You're a decent human, but you're like, okay, so 10,000.
I feel like any butt play is not great for my-
The image.
The rest of my career.
I see.
We're at the end.
We're at the end.
See, we can just do whatever.
Our career is over.
Over, over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I see.
Guys, get away with it.
So any butt play.
Yeah.
You putting your finger in his anus you think is damaging to you, you're in
control.
You have the power.
Yeah.
How about you sticking your own finger in your own butthole?
That's different.
That's OnlyFans.
That's OnlyFans.
Yeah, that's a whole different thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, you're right.
You know, you're like a daughter to me, so I don't want you to do any of that
kind of
stuff.
Okay.
Would you eat things on the internet?
Like, how about this?
What if we said, here's a bowl full of maggots that are alive?
Alive.
And we'll put some cereal, like, we'll put oat milk in it just to make it tasty.
Oat milk's delicious.
Right?
And it's alive maggots.
Would you eat it for how much?
Oh, my God.
It's 100 maggots.
I have to eat all 100?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So many maggots.
How about 20?
Like, 10 maggots is a lot.
Yeah, 10 maggots.
How much for 10 maggots with some oat milk?
10,000.
I'll do 1,000 a maggot.
That's pretty good.
How about you, Jules?
I want to try frogs.
Yeah, she wants to eat the fucked up shit.
You know how much she would have crushed that show?
Frogs?
Yeah.
What was that show?
20 frogs in a bowl?
20 is fine.
But it needs to be fried, not raw.
Right.
Right.
Of course, we're going to cook the fucking frogs.
What's Rogan's show?
What was that called?
Fear Factor.
Fear Factor.
Yeah, you would have killed on Fear Factor.
You would have been so good.
There's nothing that you wouldn't eat.
What were there?
I mean, they ate a lot of, they ate a lot of like, you know, I don't even know.
It was like testicles of certain kinds of animals or the asshole of an animal.
You know?
You know what I saw?
I saw a tweet the other day and I thought of you.
I almost sent it to you.
It's someone goes, wait till pro-lifers find out about Balut.
And I was like, that's incredible.
That's so true.
If you thought about that, yeah.
Yeah.
Wait till pro-lifers find out about Balut.
But pro-lifers eat egg.
It's the same thing.
Yeah, but Balut's like, it's developed.
Oh yeah, that's true.
It's like a fucking bird.
You know what Balut is?
Uh-uh.
I'm figuring it out in context.
We ate it on the show.
We ate it on the show.
Tell her what it is.
Tell her what it is.
Tell her what it is.
It's like a raw egg, but inside there's like a baby duck and it's like a really
good food
in the Philippines.
Look, there's a photo.
Oh my God.
And they eat that on the street.
Like, you know how we have tacos and hot dogs on the street after a bar?
This is their bacon wrapped hot dog.
Yeah, that's their bacon wrapped hot dog.
You put vinegar and salt and it's really good.
You need it.
You need it.
I threw up.
I almost threw up live on the show.
It was so.
And a lot of it has hair.
Yeah, I was just going to ask.
Is there like a beak?
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
The smell is unbelievable.
It's, it's, it's.
And they act, they are still kind of, they say things like, damn, help, please,
please don't eat.
Don't eat.
Please, please.
And this fucking one, she just didn't care.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Would you eat that?
I don't think so.
Yeah.
No judgment.
No judgment.
It's a cultural thing, but yeah.
So if you were in a country, different country, and they had some sort of weird
thing that,
you know, that the people ate, you wouldn't eat it?
You would refuse?
I'm, my dad's always like, my whole life, you know, you should at least try
something once,
you know, with food and stuff.
But like, there's certain things that I just don't sound good to me.
Like, you know, there's sushi with the egg on, there's like some kind of sushi.
Like, like, uni?
You mean uni?
Or?
No, no, no.
What's it called?
Not muguru.
What's it called?
It's called.
It's, Colala loves it.
So it's just an egg, right?
I think so.
Like a raw egg or something.
I don't know.
There's some of that stuff that I'm like, I could maybe do without trying it.
Yeah.
An egg.
Like that.
You mean the yolk of an egg?
Yeah.
There's some uni down there with an egg yolk on it.
Okay.
You know what that is?
The little red stuff is.
Ro.
It's ro.
Fish eggs.
Yeah.
What do you eat?
Fish eggs?
Isn't that what caviar is?
Yeah.
Yeah, you already ate it.
You already ate it.
Yeah, I already ate it.
We took you there.
You ate it already.
Those are just bigger ones.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I should be more adventurous with things.
Sometimes you just get set in your ways.
What's your ways?
Like what's your go-to meal?
Yeah.
Salads.
A lot of salads.
That's what lately I've been trying to like just be healthy and be consistent
with food.
Salads.
But then occasionally like pizza.
Pizza's so good.
Yeah, yeah.
Pizza's good.
I fucking hate salads.
I eat them only because I know I'm supposed to.
Otherwise, I would never fucking eat a salad ever again.
Salads fucking suck.
It depends on what it is.
I don't give a shit what you put in there.
I like when they have candy things in there.
Give me a fucking sandwich.
Like candied walnuts with some cranberry.
I like that kind of stuff.
Then it's not a salad.
At some point they're putting-
And ice cream.
Remember the ice cream salad?
Ice cream salad?
Oh, that's right.
We had ice cream salad.
Well, that's not salad.
No, it is salad.
Show me a fucking picture.
No, no, stop, stop.
Just let me describe it.
Can I describe it?
Thanks, bud.
Back on the right track.
You see that?
Yeah, we're back on the track.
Yeah, because we had it together, right?
Yeah.
It was in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Really nice restaurant.
Beautiful salad, right?
On top of it is a feta.
Right?
It's like a goat cheese.
A goat cheese ice cream.
It's cold and it's an ice cream.
It's literally ice cream.
On lettuce.
On lettuce.
No, thank you.
It's so fucking-
Candied walnuts?
Yeah.
Good!
Ice cream has no business on salad.
Ice cream has-
It's so good!
That's all it took?
I mean, that's convincing.
I'm telling you, I took a scooter every day to go get that.
Get the fuck out of here, you guys.
Lettuce has no fucking business being with ice cream.
Yeah, I'm telling you right now, dude, it would-
It would blow your mind.
Check this out.
Check-a, check-a, check-a.
What would it be like without the fucking salad, just the ice cream?
Pretty good.
So what do I need the salad for?
Because they work well together.
They complement each other.
How is that?
What kind of lettuce is-
We opened with that.
Usually ice cream, you close with it.
That's an opener.
We opened with it, with some bacon.
What was the middle?
Who featured?
Featured, what would we eat?
Deer or something?
And who was the closer?
The closer was like-
Who was the header?
Some ribs.
Creme brulee or something.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway.
Did you say ribs?
I don't usually eat dessert, so I forgot the dessert, but yeah.
What do you eat dessert?
What are you talking about?
He ate ribs for dessert.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking moron.
My dad calls them pig-sicles.
Pig-sicles.
Pig-sicles.
That's so good.
That's so good.
Pig-sicles.
Your dad is the fucking man.
Where is your dad?
North Carolina.
That's right.
When I feature for Pauly coming up next week, I'm going to visit him at the end
of the tour.
Are you doing good nights?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Raleigh?
Have you done any dates with Pauly yet?
Yeah, in Vegas.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What was it like?
It's fun.
We talked about it already, right?
Or no?
Yeah, last time we talked about it.
We did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll be right back.

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino Get Mad At TigerBelly George | Bad Friends Clips

You really watch anime, Juice?
I've seen a few animes, and I really like them,
and so I was getting some recommendations.
She's obsessed.
Yeah.
What's the new one you're on?
We talked about it already.
Cock.
Cock?
No.
You're making that up.
No, I say Kaguya-sama.
Oh, Kaguya-sama.
What does that look like, George?
Kaguya-sama?
George is the only producer in the house today, by the way.
We're putting him to work.
Everyone's gone.
Kaguya-sama, love is war.
That's sick.
That's a great title.
Love is war?
Love is war.
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
What is that there?
That's a Kaguya-sama.
Oh.
Now, who is that, Rudy?
I'm still watching the first episode.
So you're not watching it.
So you're not into it.
I'm still watching.
I'm trying.
Wait, wait, wait.
So we ask you, what are you into right now?
Crock of shit.
Right?
You're a crock of shit, man.
And you go, Kaguya-sama, which is fine, right?
But you're like, I'm still watching the first episode,
which is you haven't seen it yet.
I'm already into it.
You're going to finish it, too.
Yeah.
Like, every episode.
You watch it like you read a book.
Time out.
Yeah.
George, what are you doing?
You're in it, then.
You've been doing this for 30 years.
What are you doing?
No, legitimately.
He's been producing this for 30 years.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
We're talking.
I don't know what you're doing.
God, he's crazy.
I'm getting it loaded up so that it's ready once you're done talking.
What are you loading up?
Kaguya-sama, Love is War, a 10 out of 10 anime.
Oh, my God.
We weren't even going to do that.
It's not even a thing.
Let him do it.
Now we have to see it.
Here we go.
Oh, get somebody else's review.
Oh, this is stupid.
It's like, oh, just turn it off.
Just turn it off.
George Kimmel.
George Kimmel.
That looks good.
Juicy, what's your first impression of George?
Have you met him before?
Just now, we met.
Hey, remember, I book everybody who comes out here.
Just so you know.
Honestly.
Just so you know, he has fucking zero power at all.
If you want to be booked on anything ever, you ask Bobby or me.
No power.
No power.
Just judge freely.
Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
But, you know, it goes through me.
It goes through me.
Be quiet.
What's your impression?
And be honest.
Please be honest.
And I'll know you're lying.
Just look at us.
Don't even look at him.
No need to be too honest.
George, I swear to God.
I think under these working conditions, he's really holding it together.
He's got a pretty hostile boss here.
Yeah, he does.
He does.
But you know what?
Who's hostile?
You.
But they've been working together for 20, how many years?
A long time.
Over time.
Listen, you just said that I was a hostile boss.
Well, you're yelling at him a lot.
Yeah, he does yell at him a lot.
I would be crying if I was George back then.
But here's the difference, Juice.
Here's the difference, Juice.
Yeah.
You don't get yelled at because you don't do that kind of shit.
He yells because George does that stuff.
You wouldn't do that.
Let me ask you something.
You're too good.
If I'm the boss at Home Depot.
Oh my God, yeah.
All right.
And I had an employee, right?
Taking the chainsaw.
And he's like trying to attack dogs.
Right?
As a boss, I would have to go, hey!
Cut it out!
Cut it out!
Number one, don't use that.
It's a brand new chainsaw.
Number two, don't try to kill the patron's dogs.
That's the wood slicer, not the dog slicer.
Exactly, thank you so much.
And you would be the good employee that would say that.
Employee of the month.
You would come in and go, what would you say?
So I'd say, hey!
And then you'd come from behind and go, what?
That's what you just said.
Oh, that's the wood slicer.
The dog slicer's all of five.
All of five.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And you would get a raise.
But my point is that if I didn't yell at that guy for doing that, then Home
Depot
would be a difficult work environment.
It would be Lowe's.
It would be Lowe's.
It would be Lowe's.
It would be Lowe's.
And we just can't have that around here.
This has to be Home Depot.
Yeah.
This is Home Depot.
This is Home Depot.
Okay.
Did you stop?
Turn that off.
By the way, YouTube is going to have a cut ad right now.
They're going to run a Home Depot ad because we've said it five fucking times.
Oh, right, right, right.
This is what happens.
YouTube is listening so diligently.
And by the way, I'd like to say something to YouTube.
You guys are fucking bullshit.
They're fucking bullshit.
You know, they keep...
You guys are great.
My favorite company.
Fuck them.
No, it's Google now.
And you know what they're doing to us?
YouTube's great.
They keep taking away us.
They pull us out of the algorithm because we say crazy shit.
Well, don't say YouTube sucks then.
Maybe that's...
Let's just start there.
Let's start there.
Fuck YouTube.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't think they like it.
That should be the cover.
Should I do it too?
Yeah, do it.
Fuck you.
Hey, YouTube.
Suck a big dick.
Hey, face YouTube.
Hey, fungoo, fungoo, fuck you.
Fungoo, fungoo.
Fungoo, fungoo, fungoo.
Hey, suck it.
Suck it, suck it.
That's the taint regions of my fucking bubble.
There it is.
Yeah.
Anyway, say something, guys, about YouTube.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, guys.
More of a Vimeo girl.
Oh, sick thing.
In your face, YouTube.
What about you?
YouTube, eat shit.
Eat shit.
Eat shit.
Love that.
And that's from Duterte's.
What, you got a lot of shit from last night?
No, no, no.
It wasn't too bad.
What do you mean?
You got so much love on the live stream.
Yeah.
People, I think people loved it.
I saw one, one, one comment.
Yeah, one comment is all I need to survive for like a full month.
I think I saw one comment.
I saw one comment that criticized why we actually never put my finger inside of
your butt.
Why?
And I said, we never got a tip.
We said we would do it for $1,000.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was, he wanted me to put it, my finger in his ass for $1,000 all the way.
And then for 10 grand, put it out and taste it, which I would have done.
No one had the balls to tip 10K.
Yeah.
Would you have done that?
For 10 grand?
Yeah.
I mean, it'd be hard to say no.
Yeah, you couldn't say no.
It's a lot of money that someone gives.
But I mean, who do we have?
Some Saudi fucking prince watching the show?
Yeah.
Would you stick your finger in my butthole for $1,000?
No.
Well, let's play this game.
She's a decent human.
You're a decent human, but you're like, okay, so 10,000.
I feel like any butt play is not great for my-
The image.
The rest of my career.
I see.
We're at the end.
We're at the end.
See, we can just do whatever.
Our career is over.
Over, over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I see.
Guys, get away with it.
So any butt play.
Yeah.
You putting your finger in his anus you think is damaging to you, you're in
control.
You have the power.
Yeah.
How about you sticking your own finger in your own butthole?
That's different.
That's OnlyFans.
That's OnlyFans.
Yeah, that's a whole different thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, you're right.
You know, you're like a daughter to me, so I don't want you to do any of that
kind of
stuff.
Okay.
Would you eat things on the internet?
Like, how about this?
What if we said, here's a bowl full of maggots that are alive?
Alive.
And we'll put some cereal, like, we'll put oat milk in it just to make it tasty.
Oat milk's delicious.
Right?
And it's alive maggots.
Would you eat it for how much?
Oh, my God.
It's 100 maggots.
I have to eat all 100?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So many maggots.
How about 20?
Like, 10 maggots is a lot.
Yeah, 10 maggots.
How much for 10 maggots with some oat milk?
10,000.
I'll do 1,000 a maggot.
That's pretty good.
How about you, Jules?
I want to try frogs.
Yeah, she wants to eat the fucked up shit.
You know how much she would have crushed that show?
Frogs?
Yeah.
What was that show?
20 frogs in a bowl?
20 is fine.
But it needs to be fried, not raw.
Right.
Right.
Of course, we're going to cook the fucking frogs.
What's Rogan's show?
What was that called?
Fear Factor.
Fear Factor.
Yeah, you would have killed on Fear Factor.
You would have been so good.
There's nothing that you wouldn't eat.
What were there?
I mean, they ate a lot of, they ate a lot of like, you know, I don't even know.
It was like testicles of certain kinds of animals or the asshole of an animal.
You know?
You know what I saw?
I saw a tweet the other day and I thought of you.
I almost sent it to you.
It's someone goes, wait till pro-lifers find out about Balut.
And I was like, that's incredible.
That's so true.
If you thought about that, yeah.
Yeah.
Wait till pro-lifers find out about Balut.
But pro-lifers eat egg.
It's the same thing.
Yeah, but Balut's like, it's developed.
Oh yeah, that's true.
It's like a fucking bird.
You know what Balut is?
Uh-uh.
I'm figuring it out in context.
We ate it on the show.
We ate it on the show.
Tell her what it is.
Tell her what it is.
Tell her what it is.
It's like a raw egg, but inside there's like a baby duck and it's like a really
good food
in the Philippines.
Look, there's a photo.
Oh my God.
And they eat that on the street.
Like, you know how we have tacos and hot dogs on the street after a bar?
This is their bacon wrapped hot dog.
Yeah, that's their bacon wrapped hot dog.
You put vinegar and salt and it's really good.
You need it.
You need it.
I threw up.
I almost threw up live on the show.
It was so.
And a lot of it has hair.
Yeah, I was just going to ask.
Is there like a beak?
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
The smell is unbelievable.
It's, it's, it's.
And they act, they are still kind of, they say things like, damn, help, please,
please don't eat.
Don't eat.
Please, please.
And this fucking one, she just didn't care.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Would you eat that?
I don't think so.
Yeah.
No judgment.
No judgment.
It's a cultural thing, but yeah.
So if you were in a country, different country, and they had some sort of weird
thing that,
you know, that the people ate, you wouldn't eat it?
You would refuse?
I'm, my dad's always like, my whole life, you know, you should at least try
something once,
you know, with food and stuff.
But like, there's certain things that I just don't sound good to me.
Like, you know, there's sushi with the egg on, there's like some kind of sushi.
Like, like, uni?
You mean uni?
Or?
No, no, no.
What's it called?
Not muguru.
What's it called?
It's called.
It's, Colala loves it.
So it's just an egg, right?
I think so.
Like a raw egg or something.
I don't know.
There's some of that stuff that I'm like, I could maybe do without trying it.
Yeah.
An egg.
Like that.
You mean the yolk of an egg?
Yeah.
There's some uni down there with an egg yolk on it.
Okay.
You know what that is?
The little red stuff is.
Ro.
It's ro.
Fish eggs.
Yeah.
What do you eat?
Fish eggs?
Isn't that what caviar is?
Yeah.
Yeah, you already ate it.
You already ate it.
Yeah, I already ate it.
We took you there.
You ate it already.
Those are just bigger ones.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I should be more adventurous with things.
Sometimes you just get set in your ways.
What's your ways?
Like what's your go-to meal?
Yeah.
Salads.
A lot of salads.
That's what lately I've been trying to like just be healthy and be consistent
with food.
Salads.
But then occasionally like pizza.
Pizza's so good.
Yeah, yeah.
Pizza's good.
I fucking hate salads.
I eat them only because I know I'm supposed to.
Otherwise, I would never fucking eat a salad ever again.
Salads fucking suck.
It depends on what it is.
I don't give a shit what you put in there.
I like when they have candy things in there.
Give me a fucking sandwich.
Like candied walnuts with some cranberry.
I like that kind of stuff.
Then it's not a salad.
At some point they're putting-
And ice cream.
Remember the ice cream salad?
Ice cream salad?
Oh, that's right.
We had ice cream salad.
Well, that's not salad.
No, it is salad.
Show me a fucking picture.
No, no, stop, stop.
Just let me describe it.
Can I describe it?
Thanks, bud.
Back on the right track.
You see that?
Yeah, we're back on the track.
Yeah, because w