Name: Rudy Sucks Up To Her Tito (And Landlord) Bobby Lee To Keep Her Job On Bad Friends
Uploaded: 2022-08-02T17:00:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Sucks Up To Her Tito (And Landlord) Bobby Lee To Keep Her Job On Bad Friends' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Sucks Up To Her Tito (And Landlord) Bobby Lee To Keep Her Job On Bad Friends' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-02. Transcript available.

What's up, Bob?
We're not starting yet.
All right.
I'm not, my energy is.
Oh, hey, no, you're right.
Woo!
Anyway, no, because, you know, on the internet,
my ass is glistening from the live show,
and they put, because I put oil butter on my butt,
and people are going, I'm jerking off to it,
or, you know what I mean,
this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Two positive comments so far.
Yeah, I'm jerking off to it,
and it's the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Yeah, but the thing is that I feel like I'm being used.
You are being used.
You are being used.
Welcome to the internet.
Welcome to comedy.
Welcome to being a personality.
You are for other people's enjoyment and entertainment.
Yeah, but not in a sexual way.
No, no, no, sex is part of it, buddy.
You are a sex object.
I want people to respect me for my mind.
You don't have a good mind.
That's right, it's broke.
You're all body, baby.
Am I all body?
You're all body.
Oh.
Look, we hung up your thong behind you.
We had Bobby's mom on there,
which was probably one of the greatest guests we've ever had,
other than our newfound family friend,
Jetsky Johnson.
Give it up for the Jetsky.
No, Juicy.
Juicy.
Juicy.
Right, Jetsky's gone.
No, no, no, no, no, Jetsky, Jetsky.
Well, that is her nickname.
Juicy, Juicy.
That's her new name.
You don't like Juicy?
It's Juicy now, officially.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Do you not like it, or does it make you feel offensive?
I like all the nicknames.
I'm a big fan of nicknames, so it's going to be Jetsky, Jetsky, Juicy Johnson.
So sick.
Yeah, that's it.
That's so sick.
For now.
Has anybody tried to create a nickname for you that you didn't like?
Like the C word.
Yeah, like.
And you're like, I don't want to call me that?
Did you say that?
No, sometimes people say, like, what do you prefer, Jetsky or Jesse?
And, like, they're asking me my pronouns.
And I'm like, you can call me whatever.
And then they're like, okay, well, why don't I call you a bitch?
No, no, no.
You don't call you a bitch.
You don't call Jetsky a bitch, baby.
You're part of Bad Friends Mafia.
You know who named you Juicy?
One of you guys.
I did.
You did.
Juicy, baby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like Juicy.
I think Juicy is the move.
And we should introduce Juicy, our new family member, to someone that's on her
way out if
she keeps up her attitude, Rudy Jules.
Rudy Jules.
Hello, Rudy.
I like Juicy.
Juicy's very silly.
I know.
I like Rudy.
Yeah, but that's not your angle.
I like your angle, dude.
That's a good angle.
That's a really good angle.
He's smart.
It's a smart angle.
It's a Filipino angle, and that's how you guys survive.
You know what I call that angle?
The Duterte.
Duterte?
Yeah, the Duterte angle.
What is that?
He's the present.
He's a terrible person.
Oh, the Duterte.
Yeah, the Duterte.
Oh, yeah.
It's a Duterte angle, and what you're trying to do, I like it, but I see right
through it,
okay?
You like her?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
What do you like about it?
And she wore her bad friend's shirt today.
She's looking to not get fired big time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She wore the shirt.
She's being sweet.
Yeah.
She showed up early.
Yeah.
She drove herself.
I know.
Like, usually I have to drag her into the car.
She said, I'll be there prompt.
Prompt?
Prompt is not...
Oh, you don't want to get fired.
Yeah.
Prompt.
Prompt.
I'll be there prompt.
Prompt.
Right.
She's not your competition.
No, not at all.
I'm not.
I'm just saying I like her.
Defensive, defensive, defensive.
What do you like about her?
You don't know anything about her.
You know nothing about her.
When I came in, her vibe is just very sweet and nice.
Correct.
Yeah, yeah.
That is true.
Why don't you guys have a conversation then?
Right now.
I'm not good with conversation.
No, you have...
Your job is on the line, my friend.
All right?
All right?
So, you guys were talking earlier about anime and stuff.
What the fuck, man?
We already did.
It's done.
We did.
I'm impressed with Rudy because you are...
How old?
20.
Yeah, you're young.
And when I was 20, I was working at a smoke shop.
I dropped out of college.
How old are you now?
I'm 32.
Ancient.
You guys look similar in age, though.
You look so young.
You look so young.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Juicy looks so young.
Yeah.
32.
I'm only six years older than her, and I look like I'm fucking her dad.
Yeah.
I could be your dad.
Yeah, on TV?
No, no.
If we walked in a restaurant, and I was like, my daughter wants something to
eat.
Oh, they would buy it.
100%.
Yeah.
I go, that's his kid.
I could be your grandfather?
Yeah.
Great.
Great, great grandfather.
Great, great oppa.
Oppa, oppa.
On TV, you could.
On TV.
On TV, yeah.
That'd be weird.
And then who would she be?
If that's our kid, then that's our what?
What?
Skin tag.
Maid?
Maid.
Whoa, what?
What'd you say?
A skin tag.
Skin tag?
Yeah, yeah.
That's our skin tag?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Like, she looks like she would grow on your neck.
Yeah, on like a back.
And they're like, hey, get that removed.
I go, no, that's Rudy.
You can go to the dermatologist.
I go, no, that's Rudy.
You look like something I develop when I get skin cancer.
Like, she grows on me.
Because whenever white people like me get dark spots, when I get dark spots
like your color,
then I have to go to the derm to make sure it's not cancerous.
You're my cancer.
.