Name: Bobby Lee Isn’t Allowed To Join A Right-Wing Group | Bad Friends Clips
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yeah joe de rosa took me to the american legion hall on hollywood and high just
north on highland
and then he said you too can be a member here all you have to be is the descendant
of someone that
fought and i was like no shit that's all it is he's like yeah they're called
the sons of liberty
and immediately i was like this is cute sounds bad yeah yeah this is q anon
definitely you don't
want anybody being able to google sons of liberty and i was in on it until he
was like no just sons
of liberty not that i was like oh no no the door closed i was like never mind
this is do you
believe the patriot front did a march in the middle of downtown boston like
three weeks ago
what's the patriot front they're like a that's why white nationalists yeah okay
we're our own group
first of all we don't we we're our own thing but yeah it was two and a half
weeks ago we were in
boston yeah and they were marching and it's like i'm just saying that they're a
white nationalist
neo-fascist hate group and hate is such a strong word we don't hate anything we're
in a real box
we're patriots yeah and you guys have medical benefits don't we sure do we have
ppos if i'm
trans if i'm a black trans person can i get in your group oh you have to go
through the process like
everybody else which is why we take you out back and we flog you and we tell
you we ask you if
donald trump is your lord and savior yeah and you've just got to answer a few
small questions and
that's it hold down your pants and see what's going on and do the opposite of
that we have a doctor
boston irish that's the patriot irish wow oh my god is that really that that
was at the march yeah
oh my god how sad but what i'm saying is that if they did that in la do you
think that there'd be
more chaos because no one nothing happened they were just people just let it
happen i bet you this
has happened in los angeles and we never heard about it do you know what i mean
i think in hawthorne
or something this went down and nobody knew the the night before the 2016
election i was at hollywood
and highland seeing a movie with some friends we came out on to uh hollywood
boulevard there and
there was a convoy of pickup trucks full of pro trump supporters with banners
yeah people dress like
the statue of liberty with their arm around people dress like don trump and
shit and i was like what
the fuck is this this is in the heart of los angeles wow it's happening but hollywood
is kind of its
own world totally it's a little wild west a little mad max it's kind of like
when someone goes we go
to new york and if you went to times square it's not new there there's no new yorkers
there right so
hollywood is hollywood and times square are kind of like uh well because there's
touristy zoned areas
locals aren't there right so i mean you have tourists on hollywood boulevard
going oh well i'm a light
you know i mean but that's not real authentic la i mean go to crenshaw you know
what do you think is
the most authentic la watts you think that's the most authentic there's two
there's watts
and then beverly hills that's all that's a good cross section of so i would say
the most authentic
la would be like east los angeles me too that's very la as well like los halles
yeah mexican
alhambra you're talking about alhambra's you guys though there's a lot of asians
out that way i hate
when you say that what do you mean you guys what does that mean well there's
four different kinds
of people in this room and you're you're one of the other group there's four of
us right why are you
making yourself out to be different yeah no i didn't how about this you guys
how about you guys
how about this we both have uh very um colorful hats there you go there's two
people we have fun
hats okay but now let me ask you something now what happened now i'm being singled
out for having
a silly hat i'm the only man in the silly hat club and i'm comfortable okay but
it's fine with me
i'll put it back in do whatever you want that's what andrew's trying to tell
you that's all i'm
trying to say can i go back to chat about the uh apart so anyway thank you will
so anyway
hey it's global warming please please please no no there's no grocery store you're
hungry it's been
two weeks you haven't eaten anything right no electricity it's chaos people are
dying yep would
you eat the squirrels then no man i i became vegan about four years ago after
some health shit i don't
think i could ever eat an animal again no yeah he's really you really let him
down a wrong path
yeah that backfired yeah i'm sorry dude it repulses me i think you would when
you're hungry
i don't think so oh so you'll rather die yeah i think so what he's vegan he
doesn't want to eat
animals at the end of the day your your instinct is to survive and i think you
would the hunger would
affect your maybe you might be right i think i would be more likely or more
inclined to kill and
eat a person than i would an animal i was just gonna ask you that that's human
over animal huh
yeah what kind of person all the hombra people yeah well that's right i'd go to
alhambra you're rich
see what i could find your lipids you're rich in fat i mean that would be you i'm
saying you'd want
someone not muscly yeah well hold on a second you can really boil down that
they like to boil down
those sinews and tendons and they're actually very tasty yeah maybe all right
so it wouldn't matter
how wiry you are i'm just saying you know there's some guys so the olympic
athletes among you
yeah i'm just saying you have an olympic team hey can i ask you a question you
uh you guys got an
olympic team who's you guys usa yeah the usa we do have all right usa he says
oh let me ask you this
another question then chad a lot of questions on this show all right let me ask
you another question
chad yeah well you don't have to say it like that i will okay so say whatever
you want because i'm
being bullied just i'm being bullied i'm being cornered and i'm gonna fight
back i'm gonna set
boundaries who's bullying you you guys who's you guys are you talking about the
whites alhambra guys
the whites alhambra guys yeah so what my point is is hey what are you talking
about i'm italian
right that's the new thing now i'm irish if you had to eat two would you rather
would you eat will
first or me well i mean obviously will yeah yeah because there's more meat
right that's a single
kill would uh yield a larger now would you eat me or or bobby i i think i'd
probably have to go with
size too you're bigger right yeah i'm bigger than yeah yeah so would you okay
how about the two the
do both i'd line everybody up in a row and i just put a bullet in the biggest
and go down the row
go down the row so the littlest guy last person eating chad would you eat a
person who is a vegan
but has a butt implant well i think honestly it's so fucking apocalyptic that i'm
having to choose
between which person to kill and eat yeah maybe i just starved it up you know
what i mean i don't know
i would just go you eat the fucking squirrels chad i don't think i could do it
i sincerely don't think
i could i can't wait to forget how to speak english or whatever language anyone
speaks for that matter
and just roam the earth just pooing smelling bad eating people okay is this a
dream this is a dream
that you have for now tell me this how do you think are you a man who wants to
kill with his hands
it's the only way to do it you love hand hand what about you do you know i don't
really want to kill
anyone in any capacity dude you have to we're post-apocalyptic we told you it's
melting in london i'm
going gun i'm going with you're going with a bullet to the skull i like it as
humane as possible quick
as possible hands well the bullets are going to be hard to come by ah they're
going to stop making
bullets that's why i've started stocking up
by the way i did see you at gun world before this that's right i go to every
fucking gun show i don't
like killing people but i'm prepared to but i have to yeah what would you do
what weapon would you use
to kill same as chad but i wouldn't do it mercis mercifully oh fuck you you
shoot the foot first so
they bleed out oh wait that's more painful that's what i want oh you want the
pain oh yeah why would
you want to inflict pain just to survive because i want them to just look at me
for a while yeah but
also don't you people eat the feet you know i always see them on the menu with
you guys
rabble rabble sorry everybody i feel bullied again
you